2022-23 Off-season Thread: Endless Pain, Hatred, and Rage ... Also Boredom

[RJWantsTheCup]

4 minutes ago, Ozzy said:

 

Reminds me....we gotta get you and the girl out one of these days! 

 

How's the 30th looking?

As far as I know the 30th should be good. 

[RangersIn7]

32 minutes ago, RJWantsTheCup said:

It's weird how you notice how many advertisements there are for food when you can't eat. 

When I broke my jaw and it was wire shut I felt like the world revolved around food.

I worked with someone who had gastric surgery to lose weight and I made the mistake of eating fast food in front of him, and he literally broke down into tears.

 

I felt terrible 

[RJWantsTheCup]

1 minute ago, RangersIn7 said:

I worked with someone who had gastric surgery to lose weight and I made the mistake of eating fast food in front of him, and he literally broke down into tears.

 

I felt terrible 

As long as you had a diet coke with it you're all good.

Anyone else notice how many people are having these weight loss surgeries lately?  It's like people can't stay in shape themselves anymore.  Stop eating so much you fat bottomed girls.

[RangersIn7]

24 minutes ago, RJWantsTheCup said:

As long as you had a diet coke with it you're all good.

Anyone else notice how many people are having these weight loss surgeries lately?  It's like people can't stay in shape themselves anymore.  Stop eating so much you fat bottomed girls.

There’s an obesity problem in this countey

But it’s due to mindset. Particularly amongst younger people.

 

They think that being full means eating till you can’t eat anymore. Like to the point of being uncomfortable.

 

[Br4d]

11 minutes ago, RangersIn7 said:

There’s an obesity problem in this countey

But it’s due to mindset. Particularly amongst younger people.

 

They think that being full means eating till you can’t eat anymore. Like to the point of being uncomfortable.

 

 

They should run commercials showing 60+'s sleeping in a sling chair because their gastric regurgitation has become a forever thing.

[RJWantsTheCup]

17 minutes ago, RangersIn7 said:

There’s an obesity problem in this countey

But it’s due to mindset. Particularly amongst younger people.

 

They think that being full means eating till you can’t eat anymore. Like to the point of being uncomfortable.

 

They all must be related to Donut Hole.

[RangersIn7]

15 minutes ago, RJWantsTheCup said:

They all must be related to Donut Hole.

Oh stop.

 

You guys act like he’s Hideki Irabu, who literally ate and ass-sat his way out of MLB. 

[Ozzy]

Ok, now these posts are funny!!

 

August must be over!!!   ....well, hell yes it is!!

 

I watched a re-run of a Rangers vs. Calgary game last night, and damn if I didn't cheer when we scored!! 

[siddious]

5 hours ago, RangersIn7 said:

Oh stop.

 

You guys act like he’s Hideki Irabu, who literally ate and ass-sat his way out of MLB. 

He’s still young. Give him time. 

[RodrigueGabriel]

6 hours ago, RangersIn7 said:

Oh stop.

 

You guys act like he’s Hideki Irabu, who literally ate and ass-sat his way out of MLB. 

I saw him in a suit earlier this year, looking distinctly not fat. Slow and unmotivated, yes. Particularly roly-poly? Um, no.

[siddious]

3 minutes ago, RodrigueGabriel said:

I saw him in a suit earlier this year, looking distinctly not fat. Slow and unmotivated, yes. Particularly roly-poly? Um, no.

Where? At the donut convention? 

[The Dude]

12 hours ago, Ozzy said:

 

 

There's 2 of 'em out here in Suffolk that I know of.  I wouldn't worry though!  I ain't headed back there again!

Nothing like the Kumo "weight loss plan" though;  12 pounds in 3 days!!!  Last time I saw "199" on the scale, I think was 7th grade!!!  LOL

 

I'm watching the Thursday night football game and I never realized how many fucking food commercials there are!!!!  I kept pulling my shirt over my eyes, not to look!!

 

 

I knew it. Ozzy has a time machine! Thursday night football eh??

[jsm7302]

11 hours ago, Br4d said:

 

They should run commercials showing 60+'s sleeping in a sling chair because their gastric regurgitation has become a forever thing.

With their sleep apnea masks.

[RJWantsTheCup]

Rangers vs Flyers rookie series tomorrow night and Saturday night.  Anybody know of a way to watch this?

[fletch]

Let's drop the puck already!

From Hockey Beast

https://www.facebook.com/TheHockeyBeast

"It’s 11:15 p.m. Most people are asleep and I’m just finishing my last exercise with my 30-pound vest. I sit on the bench to have some rest. I look at myself in the mirror. After a while, I ask myself a question: “Is it really still worth it?” Unfortunately, I don’t think I can answer this question. I really can’t. I keep thinking, “You are alone, no family, you work like a horse, there is no one waiting for you at home.” This doesn’t sound too great, I think. But then another question pops up: “Then why do you keep doing it?” I know the answer to this question without hesitation. “Because I love it.”

- Jaromir Jagr.

 

 

[BrooksBurner]

50 minutes ago, fletch said:

Let's drop the puck already!

From Hockey Beast

https://www.facebook.com/TheHockeyBeast

"It’s 11:15 p.m. Most people are asleep and I’m just finishing my last exercise with my 30-pound vest. I sit on the bench to have some rest. I look at myself in the mirror. After a while, I ask myself a question: “Is it really still worth it?” Unfortunately, I don’t think I can answer this question. I really can’t. I keep thinking, “You are alone, no family, you work like a horse, there is no one waiting for you at home.” This doesn’t sound too great, I think. But then another question pops up: “Then why do you keep doing it?” I know the answer to this question without hesitation. “Because I love it.”

- Jaromir Jagr.

 

 

I thought this was a Lafreniere quote until I saw the word exercise instead of donut

[Albatrosss]

2 hours ago, BrooksBurner said:

I thought this was a Lafreniere quote until I saw the word exercise instead of donut

I thought it was Laf too until I saw the name at the bottom 

[siddious]

 

[Albatrosss]

Thank you Peter

[Br4d]

Preseason/camp thread would be good.  We can keep the donuts in here and talk about hockey in there.

[jsm7302]

https://blueseatblogs.com/2023/09/14/othmann-lafreniere-right-wing-rangers/amp/

 

Ooo baby....both top Dawgs getting a shot at RW in the top 6. Gunna be a good competition.

[RJWantsTheCup]

Now that Billions is coming to an end maybe the Rangers can hire Wendy Rhoades to get the players performing at their best.

[Ozzy]

1 hour ago, RJWantsTheCup said:

Now that Billions is coming to an end maybe the Rangers can hire Wendy Rhoades to get the players performing at their best.

 

I was hoping they get Randy Rhoads!!! 

[Lord Al]

https://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog/Bill-Meltzer/Preview-Rookies-Game-1--PPL-Center/45/122742

[RJWantsTheCup]

Not many guys to be excited to watch tonight for the Rangers.  Maybe it isn't so bad I can't find a way to watch it.