Morphinity 2.0

Should have been scrapped immediately after Games 4 and 5 last year.

The Scheifele contract is wild from a Jets standpoint. The Hellyebuck contract is wild from a Hellyebuck standpoint.

Hate my team

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I'm going to read too much into this, but the level of concern in their voices says a lot. Seems like a bad situation all around.

even the broadcasters need some game reps

Saw someone say on Twitter the 13-14 Rangers went 1-5 in the preseason under a new coach, started awfully (Biron got Thanos snapped), and then made the Cup Final. Shit happens.

You sure it's Lyme Disease and not just exposure to Manchester United? just kidding, hope you feel better soon

Good career, he gave us some great moments. I just wish he took better care of himself physically. He'd have had a much longer, and probably more productive, career. He's was always clearly such a smart player.

Fair bridge. He isn't THAT good that you have to sign him to some crazy number long term right away.

Fucking pathetic is what it is. Playing on your off side isn't rocket science.

Quick was one of the worst goaltenders in the league last year. It was a very odd choice for them to sign him, but they made their bed and now they have to lie in it. Halak is still FA, yes.

I don't see why it's hard to understand people at different stages at their lives/careers might react to this sort of thing differently - and it might not have anything to do with what generation they're born in.

He's destined for another team no matter what.

Looks like Motte has a bit of that Brian Boyle Syndrome.

The Rangers will set an NHL record with a regular season PP% of 34.3%.

I assumed, apparently incorrectly, that he was contrite for what he did and learned from it. But it turns out that he's just a sociopathic, egomaniacal control freak who can't help himself.

Some pretty dumb counterfactuals in that Xeet.

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My wife is 40 weeks pregnant with a busted ass arm. You better believe Elmo is raising our child. We'll deal with the trauma later.

I'm neutral towards Boone, but it's the same song and dance as always - the coach/manager is the lowest hanging fruit and the easiest thing to change. So I am certainly under no delusions that firing Boone is going to make a giant difference, but on the other hand, something has to give after this season. I'd do fucking backflips if there was some actual front office turnover, but at this point I'll take a Boone firing as a victory.

Just retire