GDT 2021-22 ECSF #2: (2M) Rangers at (1M) Carolina Hurricanes — Check That Tone

[fletch]

Carolina did nothing for about 56 minutes in game 1.  You never know

[ausman]

Just now, The Dude said:

Brendan Smith eats spicy broccoli. 

I think you mean pork.

[Keirik]

Brendan Smith counted to infinity, twice. 

[Sharpshooter]

How did Brendan Smith cross the road? Brendan Smith.

[ausman]

Wasn’t that icing?

[Blue Heaven]

ok folks, here comes the urgency

[Sharpshooter]

Brendan Smith is trending on PornHub.

[The Dude]

1 minute ago, ausman said:

I think you mean pork.

Same thing. 

[ausman]

Fell down?  I think it’s called tackling.

[Parsley]

Brenden Smith in 4. 

[Karan]

Just like Carolina in Game 1, Rangers are somehow still in a position where they can show up for 5 mins and potentially win a game. Let's see if they can return the favor. 

[Cash or Czech]

3 minutes ago, The Dude said:

They were awesome in the 1st and were broken up by moving Lafreniere to the Panarin black hole. 

The first game, sure. Not tonight. 

[ausman]

1 minute ago, Blue Heaven said:

ok folks, here comes the urgency

Really?

[The Dude]

Brendan Smith, is Will Smith to the Rangers  

[Duguay10]

It’s like watching a HS team play an NHL team

[VegasRanger]

Can someone get these guys some spicy pork?

[Blue Heaven]

1 minute ago, ausman said:

Really?

This is the most offensive zone time they had all game

[The Dude]

2 minutes ago, Cash or Czech said:

The first game, sure. Not tonight. 

Guess you missed the 1st period. That's OK. So did the Rangers. 

Edited May 21, 2022 by The Dude
Keirik style typo

[Duguay10]

I think that’s series

[jsm7302]

Yea...Rooney.....id def have him on now.....

[BrooksBurner]

The Rangers are incapable of dumping and chasing. They never have anyone going in with speed because their timing is terrible. Their version of dump and chase is the puck carrier dumping and while guys are flat footed on the blueline. There is never any chance to challenge the defensemen for the puck. Easy clears.

[Sharpshooter]

Offensively incompetent and just look dead.

[Cash or Czech]

2 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Guess you missed the 1st period. That's OK. So did the Rangers. 

Nah. 

[The Dude]

1 minute ago, VegasRanger said:

Can someone get these guys some spicy pork?

Or some fucking cocaine 

[Parsley]

Copp, Panarin, Strome and Kreider. Awful.