GDT [RS #4] Rangers vs. Nashville Predators — Return of the Mack [Truck]

[fletch]

29 minutes ago, 4EverRangerFrank said:

Didn’t see any of this debacle. Summarize in one GIF please. 

[siddious]

28 minutes ago, Sharpshooter said:

It's honest "work".

You must play for the rangers 

[Keirik]

43 minutes ago, siddious said:

It’s bad enough Keith has my #

[LindG1000]

If any of you feel like watching the replay for whatever reason, don't. Just kick yourself in the nuts three times and go to bed.

[siddious]

5 minutes ago, LindG1000 said:

If any of you feel like watching the replay for whatever reason, don't. Just kick yourself in the nuts three times and go to bed.

My kid slept 2 hours and is now wide awake.  I blame the rangers for this too

[LindG1000]

Just now, siddious said:

My kid slept 2 hours and is now wide awake.  I blame the rangers for this too

On the upside, the shrill screaming of a crying, tired child is still more pleasant than having to watch that nuclear shitbomb of a game.

[siddious]

Just now, LindG1000 said:

On the upside, the shrill screaming of a crying, tired child is still more pleasant than having to watch that nuclear shitbomb of a game.

So eloquently said

[Sod16]

4 hours ago, Cash or Czech said:

Not sure what was worse. Key’s giveaway or Sam’s call

That might have been Sam's worst flub yet.  It's time.

 

In a bad team-wide effort, Miller was the worst.

[Parsley]

Eh, early season hockey sucks. Especially for this team (no excuses) but you don't know what to expect on any given night these first few weeks, it seems.  Definitely not a good time to be betting on games. 

[Flynn]

[lefty9]

9 minutes ago, Flynn said:

And under all that shit lies the NY rangers 

[Cr00zng]

10 hours ago, Bugg said:

Concerned that the core group is collectively getting old and moldy all at once,  or are simply waaaayyyy too comfortable.

They are not getting old, they are old as far as being in the NHL goes. And they are seemingly not like wine, that getting better with age. And just like sour wine that ain't getting better with age, they are not getting better no matter how many coaches Drury may bring in. Certainly, that gives them warm and fuzzy feeling, when they can just blame coaching. Makes me wonder, just how long it'll take the players to blame the new system for this shit show. I just feel bad for Levi, if that happens...

 

 

Edited October 20, 2023 by Cr00zng

[RichieNextel305]

For those of you who didn’t get to watch, here is the lone Ranger highlight:

 

[siddious]

33 minutes ago, RichieNextel305 said:

For those of you who didn’t get to watch, here is the lone Ranger highlight:

 

Never change Sam. 

[Dem]

11 hours ago, Sharpshooter said:

Seattle hasn't won yet which scares me off the bat. lol

So we will only lose 3-1 sharp? Lol

[Sharpshooter]

5 minutes ago, Dem said:

So we will only lose 3-1 sharp? Lol

Seattle got off the schneid last night, so that might be a better prediction. Maybe they even have a shot at winning!

[Sharpshooter]

14 minutes ago, siddious said:

Never change Sam. 

LOL! Man, Sam has been on the decline for awhile now, but it's getting steep. Actually, we've climbed to the highest point and now we're in the downward spiral. Hoo boy.

[Ozzy]

Mama always said there'd be games like these!!!

What a fucking mess that was last night!  I really don't even think there's anything positive you could pull from that disaster.  One thing I will say is that when we have games like that, this board is absolutely hilarious!!

 

With that, here are the Top 22 (Holy Shit!  22!!!) nominees for last night's “Ozzy Quote of the GDT”, sponsored by our new slogan (Credit @Sharpshooter Sharpy) No, Quit in NY (with the comma in the "correct" place"!)

 

 

14 hours ago, LindG1000 said:

Do you all think Chris Hansen got confused when he saw Juuse Saros?

 

14 hours ago, Keirik said:

Nyquist always makes me think of NyQuil. Apparently the Rangers feel the same this period. 

 

14 hours ago, Keirik said:

Way to knock him down into depression now. LTIR. Bruised ego.

 

14 hours ago, CBrowningPI said:

Nyquist sounds like a sleeping female fart.

 

14 hours ago, LindG1000 said:

Can you imagine Sam calling the weather?

 

13 hours ago, phillyb said:

It's out west, right? So I can just sleep through that bullshit. Fuck Quick. 

 

13 hours ago, BrooksBurner said:

There’s no bright side there unless his equipment gets rerouted to the Gaza strip, never to be seen again

 

13 hours ago, Dem said:

Wow they don't score in the next couple of minutes I'm changing the channel to watch little house on the fucking prairie

 

13 hours ago, Abe Froman said:

Sometimes I get pissed at myself for following the Rangers

 

13 hours ago, Sharpshooter said:

Even for laying an egg, this is impressive. lol

 

13 hours ago, Dem said:

I knew I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue!!

 

13 hours ago, siddious said:

I wanna turn this off but I also want to see how bad quick is 

 

13 hours ago, siddious said:

Games like this used to be awesome when you knew the torts presser was coming 

 

13 hours ago, JHS said:

I saw more energy from our 80 year old president who just flew to Israel than this team.  What a mess!

 

13 hours ago, Dem said:

Getting pounded like Reilly Reid filming a gang bang

 

12 hours ago, RichieNextel305 said:

You’re gonna leave now? We got a pinball salesman on the prowl. Things are just getting good!

 

12 hours ago, VegasRanger said:

is there anything more annoying than the Spanish announcers yelling goal for 5 minutes?  Well, except for the Rangers play so far.

 

12 hours ago, Valriera said:

Well we look worse than Sam Alzheimer’s prognosis!

 

12 hours ago, Keirik said:

Brunettes shirt is too tight. Put down the cheeseburgers.

 

12 hours ago, Sharpshooter said:

After reviewing the play we have determined the Rangers do not know the rules anymore.

 

12 hours ago, Cr00zng said:

Um, only five minutes left? That’s a positive…

 

10 hours ago, LindG1000 said:

If any of you feel like watching the replay for whatever reason, don't. Just kick yourself in the nuts three times and go to bed.

 

I'm not even going to comment on the game, because it was simply downright fucking putrid.  Just burn the tape and have fun at practice tomorrow, Rangers.  I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that one!

…and the winning quote for tonight’s GDT goes to @Valriera Val!!

I swear, when I heard Sam make the save call, the first thing I thought of was you guys ripping him to pieces!!

Edited October 20, 2023 by Ozzy

[siddious]

Congratulations Sharpshooter!

 

Excuse me, that’s Valriera.

[BrooksBurner]

Def missed that Valriera quote 

[Ozzy]

5 minutes ago, BrooksBurner said:

Def missed that Valriera quote 

 

Fucking Sam!!!  I almost pee'd my pants a little on that miss-call!

[Sharpshooter]

I thought I had it for a minute there. Thanks for the tease, Ozzy.

[Ozzy]

20 minutes ago, Sharpshooter said:

I thought I had it for a minute there. Thanks for the tease, Ozzy.

 

Your slogan will live in infamy though, Sharpy!  LOL

[Sharpshooter]

Just now, Ozzy said:

 

Your slogan will live in infamy though, Sharpy!  LOL

I'll take it. As of now, it's the most accurate.

[4EverRangerFrank]

Somebody stopped sniffing glue? Might be time to

go pick up a pack. 
 

Ahhhhh, no worries men. Shit-shows gonna’ happen. We didn’t expect to see one so soon but there it was. Regroup. Board the plane and “Go west, young men!” Onward to victory. “I love the smell of victory on the west coast.” LOL