LindG1000 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 While we have no goddamn idea when camp starts (seriously, NYR Social Media, you're dropping the fucking ball), we are a mere 13 days from our first Preseason game. Things are pumpkin-flavored. The weather hasn't changed one fucking lick. And once more, as we do every September, we throw ourselves on the burning pyre of optimism, admit its the hope that kills us, and predict overly optimistic things about the upcoming season that will inevitably come back and bite us in the ass so hard that @Ozzy gives the prediction a $20 and asks for another. Don't believe me? You can just take your own words for it. Quote Lafreniere scores 70+ points and scores 30+ goals. - @Pete Yeah. On his Dunkin Donuts rewards card. Quote Zac Jones outscores Kaapo Kakko. - @Drew a Penalty Kakko scored twenty times more points than Zac Jones. Quote Othmann & Cuylle combined out score Chytil & Kakko combined. - @RJWantsTheCup Othmann and Cuylle combined for EL GOOSE-EGG Quote Hajek locks down the LD on the 3rd D pairing, takes Millers job by Christmas. Pots 30 points. Miller traded in the Kane deal at deadline. @The Dude Libor Hajek scores a GWG to win us a playoff game. Extra points for me if its a series winning goal @BlairBettsBlocksEverything Again, there has to be a lesson here. Didn't Einstein say something about doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results....eh, I don't know. Rules: You get to make EXACTLY ONE prediction about the 2022-23 New York Rangers. It must be less than obvious. Most off-the-wall truth at the end of the season wins nothing rep. I am asking for incredible foresight here, so get your divining hats on (or drink yourself silly). Oh, and no repeat predictions. If someone beats you to the punch, so be it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) While outlining everyone else's ballsy but wrong predictions, you neglected to post your own, nor was it even ballsy. On 9/19/2022 at 8:21 PM, LindG1000 said: Adam Fox breaks the Rangers defenseman scoring record. Sack up and put yourself out there. Edited September 11, 2023 by Pete 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) Blake Wheeler scores 30+ goals and 70+ points. Edited September 11, 2023 by Pete 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted September 11, 2023 Author Share Posted September 11, 2023 7 minutes ago, Pete said: While outlining everyone else's ballsy but wrong predictions, you neglected to post your own, nor was it even ballsy. Sack up and put yourself out there. Wasn't ballsy enough to call out. Also, not ragging anyone here. We're hopelessly optimistic because that's what fandom is. If we can't laugh at that once in a while.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJWantsTheCup Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Panarin breaks the Rangers single season scoring record with 130 points. 1 1 1 3 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 51 minutes ago, LindG1000 said: Wasn't ballsy enough to call out. Also, not ragging anyone here. We're hopelessly optimistic because that's what fandom is. If we can't laugh at that once in a while.... I hear you dawg, I'm saying go ballsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) Oh Awesome...got here in time before someone stole my thunder!!! Kakko: 33 goals - 42 assists for 75 points!!! Edited September 11, 2023 by Ozzy 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Shesty with 13 Shutouts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Pete said: Blake Wheeler scores 30+ goals and 70+ points. That's not ballsy if he plays with Panarin. Very doable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted September 11, 2023 Author Share Posted September 11, 2023 K'Andre Miller leads Rangers defensemen in PPG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 I see we're already back to everyone not understanding that ballsy ≠ completely implausible. K'Andre Miller with the nicest 69 points. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 31 minutes ago, CCCP said: That's not ballsy if he plays with Panarin. Very doable. He's never scored 30 goals, so no it's not very doable as he's also a pass-first player. But, it's possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlairBettsBlocksEverything Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Kakko and Laf both have at least 70 points Drury has been instructing coaches to keep them cheap so they don't have to get paid big $ until the cap goes up a lot. Now its time they finally get unleashed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 17 minutes ago, Pete said: He's never scored 30 goals, so no it's not very doable as he's also a pass-first player. But, it's possible. but 70 points are doable. in fact, if he plays with Panarin i'd wager he'd get to 70 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 23 minutes ago, Phil said: I see we're already back to everyone not understanding that ballsy ≠ completely implausible. K'Andre Miller with the nicest 69 points. Miller with 69 points is completely implausible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieNextel305 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) Filip Chytil, in the role of 2C on a line with Panarin, finds a home and clicks instantly with Bread. And he gets over 40 goals for the first time in his career. Edited September 11, 2023 by RichieNextel305 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 29 minutes ago, Phil said: I see we're already back to everyone not understanding that ballsy ≠ completely implausible. K'Andre Miller with the nicest 69 points. Come on, Boss!!! We've waited seemingly FOREVER for this thread!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdog99 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, RichieNextel305 said: Filip Chytil, in the role of 2C on a line with Panarin, finds a home and clicks instantly with Bread. And he gets over 40 goals for the first time in his career. I second 40+ goals for Chytil. What was last seasons winning prediction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlairBettsBlocksEverything Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 also in keeping with my silly prediction from last year regarding a Hajek GWG in the playoffs Jake Leschyshyn wins game 5 in the first round for the rangers to win a series 4-1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew a Penalty Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Adam Sykora makes the team out of camp. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) 42 minutes ago, CCCP said: but 70 points are doable. in fact, if he plays with Panarin i'd wager he'd get to 70 points. Which is why I said 30 goals AND 70+ points, not OR. The prediction is he'll have both. He also only had 55 points last year. How many players get better at 37? Frankly I'd be happy with the 55 points from a 2nd liner. Edited September 11, 2023 by Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) Panarin no more than 16 goals and 69 points Edited September 12, 2023 by BrooksBurner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynn Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Rangers trade for Tyler Motte at the deadline 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the King Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Zib sets the franchise record for goals in a season, scores over 100 points, and wins league MVP. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Heaven Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Igor Shesterkin scores more goals than Aaron Rodgers throws complete passes this season. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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