Dunny

What happened to Gorton? He butchered multiple drafts in a row and got canned.

Everything flipped when Captain Tkachuk fought a guy for no reason. You love to see it

Sportsnet announcers are really puzzled around Fox's footspeed.

Never in doubt

You can really only find that kind of sublime quality at 1st OA

Tkachuk is so tough that legend has it he once spent a day in a Public School.

Fox is such a great skater

I'm not sure any of us can answer that, but I think it'd be a good guess that 50% of your lineup having a nmc probably isn't healthy.

That takes discipline. Neither the players, nor the coach are willing to do what it takes to make that a reality.

Panarin just doesn't give a fuck about anything other than attempting whatever sauce he wants to, anywhere on the ice, at any time.

It's funny because he's the poster child for 1OA busts, and he was much more effective than Lafreniere, initially anyways.

They had Mike Keenan. This team has the Lenny Wilkins of hockey.

Would the lineup Vegas is icing even make the cap floor?

It's OK to admit he blows. He might win a Vezina next year, but this year, he's fukin garbage.

At some point you have to start looking forward to Shesterkin's contract being up

Good for him. He stuck with it. Very uneven development.

Turns out the Czech trainer dude was just pumping him full of meth so he looked spry for Insta.

Such a fucked up atmosphere around this team. 4 days ago, they all had Keefe's obituary wrote. The media. The blogs, the influencers.. Now, he's a genius again. 2 days ago Samsonov was only there out of necessity. To be waived the instant Woll came back.. Now, he's a vezina candidate It must be so exhausting. Their blue line personnel are really something else. Morgan Reilly, 3 guys years past their expiration date, and 2 guys that just dropped in from, what I presume, was the Savannah Ghost Pirates. They have Papi, though, so they keep winning.

5 years too late

Would you let your daughter listen to his degenerate, criminal, misogynistic "art"?

Jay Z. Very fitting

100%. There will undoubtedly, be bad humans in hockey until hockey ceases to exist. For me, I have a 2016 who is already getting invites to play all over Ontario. This will be an absolutely invaluable lesson for him in decision making. Women and booze are the worst enemy of a teenager with aspirations. This is the basic truth of every adolescent athlete. Both should be avoided. That's no fault of women, it's mostly the fault of mixing male teenage hormones with alcohol. Almost nothing positive can happen.

I 100% understand my daughter is a female, and I understand they can have motives, as well, yes. I played junior. There's a type here that wants hockey player dick, and nothing but. It cuts both ways. Now, if they drugged her, and raped her, whatever, sure, like I said, they should swing from a tree, but we don't know.

That culture, which 100% existed, if not exactly how some describe it, is gone. Hazing doesn't happen. Rookie parties (which was a big time risqué activity) don't happen. Junior players have their supervision cranked up 11. They are more interested in nutrition, education, and video games than ever before. Nobody cares if there's a minority on the team, anymore. Half the kids are minorities. Attitudes have changed. I live it everyday, at the rink. The pointed education they get around these events is a big deal. 5 years ago doesn't seem too long ago, but these kids wouldn't be too far removed from the previous culture. I don't know the facts, none of us do, but I've seen enough of cases like this to remain suspicious. Cases like Mailloux and Virtanen (and Trevor Bauer) were ultimately pretty frivolous.

This isn't the USA lol