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If it was like that for Panarin, I'm thinking what the hell kind of handcuffs were on Miller, Laffy, Kakko, Chytil, and Schneider???

We're gonna kill these fucking turds. They don't even belong in the playoffs. Enough of that "fraidy cat" shit! We are the team to beat...and these guys are fucking terrible. We play our game, we win! That simple!

Chewing his gum

Amazing how one bad call can even affect another team. So Sutherland fucked the Wings too, I suppose! LOL See? It's not always just us!

This one's over in 5! I think we're going to see that this Rangers team wants it badly. Edit: Oh, and Fuck Tom Wilson!

I actually saw the puck pop up in the air on TV. Granted Kelly is on the ice at a different angle, but that's just a terrible call. The "dead puck" if it hits a player rule??? Sometimes I think they make this shit up as they go along. I feel bad for Torts, I guess. That's a shitty way to blow a spot in the playoffs. I mean, Detroit won, and they would've been eliminated anyway. But it just seems to always be Kelly Sutherland, doesn't it??

I couldn't help bust out laughing reading this one, man!!! ...just outta nowhere!!! LOL

I've probably said it a zillion times, but I hope they get rid of fucking regular season OT and go back to the original setup with ties being one point. That whole "participation trophy" bullshit is wearing on me.

Awesome bracket!!!

I thought we'd seen the worst of him, but this one takes that cake. Credit Kelly Sutherland for personally eliminating the Flyers. ...Lost the puck in the air and blew the whistle!!! LOL (....puck goes in the net....NO GOAL!) Watch this shit: Way to go Kelly! The NHL will certainly get him to ref all our games for that one!!

I think Sam is a goof ball that's fun to laugh at, but he's genuine. This guy's an ass.

It's made in Denmark....just sayin'

Don't waste your time Abe...I went when I was a kid...3D glasses and all. I can never get back those 2 1/2 hours of my life! LOL

It's official...I'm pumped for this!!

I can't even look at that name, Blue!! LOL

I say 15...he makes it through 1 season. After that Tage and Dahlin turn "Laffy" and give up!

Firing on all cylinders here, G Man! 100% man!

I hear Gallant is available.......

Ahh yeah, Morph!! Leave it to us to find...or in this case "MAKE" the new Patrick Roy!!! LOL

Oh shit I didn't see that!

It's probably because he's sick, Sharpy....most likely to the point where it's affecting him and making it uncomfortable.

I just keep thinking that he just didn't like playing for Gallant. I watched one of those MSG shorts before a game one night and it was the one with Lindgren. Michelle asked Lindy who the biggest jokester on the team was, and he said something to the effect that Laff "doesn't have a serious bone in his body". I can see Gallant like a drill sergeant, and not digging Laff's personality. I can also see Laff being like "Fuck off, limp dick!" Not that I was even close to being a professional player, but being a supreme goof ball myself, I know there are some people I rub the wrong way with my devil-may-care attitude on life. I could seriously give a fuck, but they don't, and they make it a point to try and piss in your corn flakes whenever possible. I'm not saying all the work he did over the off-season didn't help immensely, but I'll bet he had a lot more motivation to be "The Laff we see now", as opposed to "I can't wait to get out of this fucking guy's lineup". I love the way Laviolette handles these guys. He's created a team unity that I can almost feel. That shit they do at the end of a game isn't just by accident. These guys really seem to like one another, and play pretty fucking hard for one another to win. They want it all, and they deserve it! Laff deserves a lot of credit for shutting his ears to the "Bust" label he was given and his critics, and then going out and doing what he did this year. I'll always be behind that kid, and I hope he breaks every record the Rangers have. @RichieNextel305's right too; with a little luck, he could easily have 35 goals. He was robbed more times than a stagecoach in the old west. Keep it rollin' Laff!

It's gonna be the Caps....I'd like to see us play somebody different too, but we know how this shit works.

The kid was playing pretty well when he became scrambled eggs; Mika went through something similar and he turned out pretty well later on. I'm going all positive here, but I can see Chytil being a weapon of mass destruction on RW if need be. He could be very useful if somebody goes down.

Yeah... Jaws III That movie doesn't only suck....it swallows!