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The Ghost of Foley's – General Chat


Pete

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Heres a few British lingo tips:

 

  • A candy bar is called a "Chocolate Globbernaught"
  • Cars are called "Motorized Rollinghams"
  • Fireworks are called "Merry Fizzlebombs"
  • A burger is a "Beef Wellington "Ensemble with Lettuce"
  • Pens are called "Whimsy Flimsy Mark and Scribblers"
  • Door Knobs are called "Twisting Plankhandles"
  • A keyboard is called a "Hoighty Toighty Tippy Typers"
  • A cookie is called a "Choco Chip Bucky Wicky"

 

  • Sandwich is a "Bready Stack"
  • PP&J is "Nutty Gum and Fruit Spleggings"
  • Escalator is "Uppy Stairsy"
  • Rape is "Forcey Fun Time"
  • Sweater in "Knittedy Wittedy Sheepity Sheepity"
  • Gear Shift is "Rickedy-pop"
  • Sex is "Peepee Friction Pleasure"
  • Screwdriver is "Pop Pop Gollywock"
  • Gun is "Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty"
  • Ball is "Blimpy Bounce Bounce"
  • Snake is "Slippery Dippery Long Mover"
  • Icepop is "Cold on the Colb"

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  • Sandwich is a "Bready Stack"
  • PP&J is "Nutty Gum and Fruit Spleggings"
  • Escalator is "Uppy Stairsy"
  • Rape is "Forcey Fun Time"
  • Sweater in "Knittedy Wittedy Sheepity Sheepity"
  • Gear Shift is "Rickedy-pop"
  • Sex is "Peepee Friction Pleasure"
  • Screwdriver is "Pop Pop Gollywock"
  • Gun is "Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty"
  • Ball is "Blimpy Bounce Bounce"
  • Snake is "Slippery Dippery Long Mover"
  • Icepop is "Cold on the Colb"

 

You're underperforming here. This is about a 2 of 10 on the "Scale of Funny Shit Jimmy Does"

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  • Sandwich is a "Bready Stack"
  • PP&J is "Nutty Gum and Fruit Spleggings"
  • Escalator is "Uppy Stairsy"
  • Rape is "Forcey Fun Time"
  • Sweater in "Knittedy Wittedy Sheepity Sheepity"
  • Gear Shift is "Rickedy-pop"
  • Sex is "Peepee Friction Pleasure"
  • Screwdriver is "Pop Pop Gollywock"
  • Gun is "Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty"
  • Ball is "Blimpy Bounce Bounce"
  • Snake is "Slippery Dippery Long Mover"
  • Icepop is "Cold on the Colb"

 

Not half as funny as the first list.

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  • Sandwich is a "Bready Stack"
  • PP&J is "Nutty Gum and Fruit Spleggings"
  • Escalator is "Uppy Stairsy"
  • Rape is "Forcey Fun Time"
  • Sweater in "Knittedy Wittedy Sheepity Sheepity"
  • Gear Shift is "Rickedy-pop"
  • Sex is "Peepee Friction Pleasure"
  • Screwdriver is "Pop Pop Gollywock"
  • Gun is "Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty"
  • Ball is "Blimpy Bounce Bounce"
  • Snake is "Slippery Dippery Long Mover"
  • Icepop is "Cold on the Colb"

Maybe I'm easily amused, but these were pretty good, IMO. :rofl:

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Currently sitting down at the Woodbridge (NJ) Denny's. Went to the hockey sports up here and wow, it's so damn awesome. I usually prefer to buy locally at pro shops, but none ever have my size. Guy there helped me out and I ended up getting some new flexlite 3.0's. They are seriously the first store I've been to that has EE sizes in 7.5 and 8. Honestly that was one of the most pleasan experiences I've had since I was little buying skates, can't wait to give these some ice time. Was pretty dead set on the reebok 6k's too so I'm glad I actually got to compare proper sizes in both and make a real decision instead of guessing.

 

Yeah this is sort of a who plays hockey thing, but I figured Denny's tied it all together nicely. PI and I saw it and literally swerved 3 lanes to pull in, we don't have them around Philly anymore. :rofl:

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