LindG1000 Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 This post was recognized by Phil! LindG1000 was awarded the badge 'Great Content' and 1 points. And here we are. A mere 48 hours before training camp starts. A cool breeze in the air. Leaves falling. Time to make asses of ourselves once more. Seriously - check these predictions from last year: Quote Kaapo Kakko, Selke Finalist - LindG1000 And he got exactly zero votes. Quote Filip Chytil leads the NHL in face-off win percentage. - @Gravesy Finished at 43.4%, good for....333rd. Quote Nils Lundkvist is at least a Calder nominee - @BlairBettsBlocksEverything And he got no votes. Quote Kreider scores less than 40 points - AND 20 goals from Rooney @Drew a Penalty Kreider finished with 52 GOALS, let alone points (77). Rooney finished with 6 goals. Quote Trouba is a healthy scratch numerous times. @TwoMinutesForNothing Trouba played 81 of 82 games. He sat the second-to-last game of the season for rest. Quote Jack Eichel will be traded to the Rangers by Christmas. @RichieNextel305 Nope. Vegas ruined that dream, like so many others. Holy fucking shit, we are BAD AT THIS. Yet we keep doing this to ourselves. There's a lesson in here somewhere. Anyway.... Rules: You get to make EXACTLY ONE prediction about the 2022-23 New York Rangers. It must be less than obvious. Most off-the-wall truth at the end of the season wins nothing rep. I am asking for incredible foresight here, so get your divining hats on (or drink yourself silly). Oh, and no repeat predictions. If someone beats you to the punch, so be it. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieNextel305 Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) I’ve been waiting for this, so here’s mine: At some point before the trade deadline, whenever that date is, the New York Rangers will acquire Patrick Kane from the Chicago Blackhawks. Edited September 19, 2022 by RichieNextel305 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 17 minutes ago, RichieNextel305 said: I’ve been waiting for this, so here’s mine: At some point before the trade deadline, whenever that date is, the New York Rangers will acquire Patrick Kane from the Chicago Blackhawks. This isn't ballsy! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Lafreniere scores 70+ points and scores 30+ goals. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew a Penalty Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Zac Jones outscores Kaapo Kakko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash or Czech Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Trocheck puts up 80 points 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 37 minutes ago, RichieNextel305 said: I’ve been waiting for this, so here’s mine: At some point before the trade deadline, whenever that date is, the New York Rangers will acquire Patrick Kane from the Chicago Blackhawks. The nutsack of a Vichy French politician right here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJWantsTheCup Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Zibanejad gets 100 points. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the King Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Fox breaks Leetch's record for assists in a season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bieser Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Jimmy Vesey outscores Kakko, Chytil and Lafreniere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Jimmy Vesey makes the team, plays the majority of the year on the second line over Kakko and Kravtsov, scores 30 goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, Bieser said: Jimmy Vesey outscores Kakko, Chytil and Lafreniere Combined? Or each? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Panarin goes off for 40 goals this season and 100+ points. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 53 minutes ago, Pete said: Lafreniere scores 70+ points and scores 30+ goals. I am SO rooting for this, Pete! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valriera Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Well I'm going to put it out there: It's cup time baby. 2022-2023 Stanley Cup Champions 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsm7302 Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 K'Andre Miller pots 20 goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Shesterkin breaks the all time single season save percentage record with a .947%. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Some of you guys need to learn what ballsy is. Shesterkin records a shorthanded GWG 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 I really want to use the one I had last season (I used Staal will drop the gloves for 3 decades) Spoiler Panarin finishes 5th in points on the Rangers. Prediction: Lafreniere has more fighting majors than Reaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bieser Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Pete said: Combined? Or each? each. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJWantsTheCup Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Othmann & Cuylle combined out score Chytil & Kakko combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karan Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Jalak has a strong rebound year and puts up 20+ wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Keirik said: Some of you guys need to learn what ballsy is. Shesterkin records a shorthanded GWG Again, I'm going to remind you that this has literally never happened in the history of the NHL. There is a goalie with a SHG (Hextall, playoffs), but it was not the GWG. Also, if the Kane prediction was the "Vichy France Politician" of ballsy, this is the "Genghis Khan" of predictions 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Keirik said: Some of you guys need to learn what ballsy is. Shesterkin records a shorthanded GWG There’s ballsy and then there’s “pie in the sky”. Not ballsy - Shesterkin gets 35 wins —— Ballsy - Shesterkin breaks single season sv% record —— Big Foot Exists - BSBH as a whole goes the full season without shitting on Chytil in a post —— Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams - You and Pete won’t get into a tiff all year Your prediction is past ballsy and in the Big Foot Exists level, but short of Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams. Not “impossible”, but I’ll believe it when I see it. 1 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, rmc51 said: There’s ballsy and then there’s “pie in the sky”. Not ballsy - Shesterkin gets 35 wins —— Ballsy - Shesterkin breaks single season sv% record —— Big Foot Exists - BSBH as a whole goes the full season without shitting on Chytil in a post —— Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams - You and Pete won’t get into a tiff all year Your prediction is past ballsy and in the Big Foot Exists level, but short of Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams. Not “impossible”, but I’ll believe it when I see it. Ahem. This is my schtick. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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