Pete Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 This is why you never promise crazy a second date. Apparently these texts came after just one night out, and dear lord, you must admire (wait, no I meant back away slowly without making direct eye contact) that sort of persistence.http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like-via-text-messaging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Ho. Ly. Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 When i say I once dated someone exactly like that not too long ago, it's an understatement. Like holy shit that brought back flashbacks. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Sweet baby Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 When i say I once dated someone exactly like that not too long ago, it's an understatement. Like holy shit that brought back flashbacks. lol How did you control yourself from shooting her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Heaven Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 When i say I once dated someone exactly like that not too long ago, it's an understatement. Like holy shit that brought back flashbacks. lol same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven. Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Guy shoulda just been like: "K, I got in your pants, peace". Girl's obvs got problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Scags Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Even if the guy wanted to pursue it further with her in the slightest way because she was super hot, or had a boatload of money and was hot, or was just a tremendous lay, I could not imagine how it would be a week, a month, a year later with her. The poor guy would be locked up for killing her, or even worse dead himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 How did you control yourself from shooting her? lol, meditation and lots of alcohol. I remember a week into meeting her she was telling me she didn't know if we can be together because i let her drive home in the rain and her car is bad in the rain. She lived 5 minutes away lol. It was misting outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 lol, meditation and lots of alcohol. I remember a week into meeting her she was telling me she didn't know if we can be together because i let her drive home in the rain and her car is bad in the rain. She lived 5 minutes away lol. It was misting outside. I would have done 1 of 2 things, and it would have depended on how good she gave head. 1. Tell her to go fuck herself. 2. Wait until it rains again, then have your buddies give her a 3 car police escort home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Falco Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 :rofl: Also lost it at this comment at the bottom: Paul Ro ? Top Commenter ? Works at Knock Knock Whoever you are JJ... Ill go out with you... I love crazies and I have unlimited texting. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I would have done 1 of 2 things, and it would have depended on how good she gave head. 1. Tell her to go fuck herself. 2. Wait until it rains again, then have your buddies give her a 3 car police escort home. number 1 happened lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 We have all been there havent we? I remember a buddy of mine gave my number to one of his friends who was pretty cute. We texted for a few days here and there and then one day she got mad that I was going out with a group of friends that included females. The texts I received after that were very similar to whats been posted. Crazy shit man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYR2711 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Wow, I dated a couple of psycho's, but never anything this bad. If he was really bored and wanted some good texts for a website, he should have banged her one more time, just imagine how she would have been after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Lothbrok Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Wow, I dated a couple of psycho's, but never anything this bad. If he was really bored and wanted some good texts for a website, he should have banged her one more time, just imagine how she would have been after that. Or every time she asks to hang out, tell her to meet you at X place and never show up. Maybe she'd give up after the third time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizz GAWD Lav No Cap FrFr Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I had to stop reading. It was so awkward and crazy. Too much crazy... :palm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karan Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 When i say I once dated someone exactly like that not too long ago, it's an understatement. Like holy shit that brought back flashbacks. lol This. Holy fuck that brought back some bad and uncomfortable memories hah! :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H-Dreamer Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Holy shit, that bring back some bad memorys, though in my case the girl was able to control herself and be normal for a few months. Unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ba Ba Bluey Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Aw, that made me miss my ex for a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 This was great stuff. Never dated this crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Bitches sometimes be extra crazy, apparently. Holy shit man. I've had some exes over the years that were a little needy or clingy or what have you, or that couldn't take a break up, but after one night...that...lock a bitch up. For everyone's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYR2711 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 This makes me so glad that I met my wife when texting really started to take off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuhgeddaboudit Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Okay babe, I'll be home before 7pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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