Australian Tycoon Wants to Build Jurassic Park-Themed Resort

[Fuhgeddaboudit]

In other billionaire news today, a controversial and ostentatious Australian is supposedly planning a real-life Jurassic Park, complete with cloned dinosaurs. Clive Palmer, who also wants to build a modern-day Titanic replica, has held talks with the scientists who cloned Dolly the sheep, reports Australia’s Sunshine Coast Daily.

 

 

Read more:

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2012-08/aussie-tycoon-wants-clone-dinosaurs-real-life-resort-based-jurassic-park

[Dave]

I was just thinking about this the other day. What we really need is dinosaurs to liven this place up. Someone shoot this guy.

[Revolution Rock]

First order of business? Hire Jeff Goldblum.

[Bluephoria]

Awesome. I'm in.

[Pete]

I was just thinking about this the other day. What we really need is dinosaurs to liven this place up. Someone shoot this guy.

 

This is why you need to be able to buy 7,000 rounds anonymously.

[NYRangers92]

What part of jurassic park convinced this guy that doing this is a good idea

[TwoMinutesForNothing]

What part of jurassic park convinced this guy that doing this is a good idea

 

The part where it killed it at the box office.

[Bluephoria]

^ repped

[Rizz GAWD Lav No Cap FrFr]

Well, at least if shit goes wrong in middle-Australia only the dingos and roo's are screwed.

[Patrick Bateman]

Well, at least if shit goes wrong in middle-Australia only the dingos and roo's are screwed.

 

I think those mutant spiders they have down there would fuck the dinosaurs up, but if not it could be terrible for the people, considering they already lost a war to emus

 

http://i.imgur.com/HeeQm.jpg

[Rizz GAWD Lav No Cap FrFr]

I think those mutant spiders they have down there would fuck the dinosaurs up, but if not it could be terrible for the people, considering they already lost a war to emus

 

http://i.imgur.com/HeeQm.jpg

 

Emu's eradicated all the people on that side of Australia long ago. Now it's an anarchistic society of the worlds scariest animals. Dinosaurs will fit right in.

[NYRangers92]

Well, at least if shit goes wrong in middle-Australia only the dingos and roo's are screwed.

 

Until someone decides to bring a t rex on a barge to mainland

[Revolution Rock]

This guy won't let it get that far:

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/images-2/crocodile-dundee.jpg

 

With his big ol' "nayif" :::"knife" in your best australian accent:::, T-Rex won't stand a chance.

[NYR2711]

That would be fucking sick. I love dinosaurs, so I am impartial to this.

[-ERIK-]

VELOCIRAPTOR!

[Drew a Penalty]

It would certainly be an interesting tie in for Mad Max, Crocodile Dundee and Jurassic Park. I'd definitely see that movie.