torontonyr

Im not sure why this feels like a playoff game but it sure as hell does

Wheeler, the Forest Gump of the league. Skates towards the net slower than I walk to the toilet at 3am and has a wide open net.

Puck feels a bit like a hot potato

He's been better, but let's also not deny his Forest Gumpness. How many of those goals bounced in, including his own.

This reminds me of the good old AV days

I apologize Blake Wheeler, I was unfamiliar with your game.

Shesty is rusty AF.

Wheeler whiffs an open net, but it bounces into the net anyways. The Forest Gump of this team

Blake Wheeler. Our savior.

Got em just where we want em

I'm starting to wonder if we're a "bully" team in this league now, much like the Caps were a few years ago.

If this was soccer Trochek would have gotten a yellow and we'd still be waiting for him to get up.

At least we've held Kane to a minimum. He's invisible out there.

Do the Rangers have a Mom's trip? If not, let's grab Corey Perry.

Bionic leg

Does this take us out of the running to sign him?

His stock has never been higher. Panarin, 1st, Otthman for McDavid

Watching the Internet lose their minds in this is hilarious. In so many minds Trouba is Chris Simon

Did they adjust the difficulty when they called that time out?

Out of curiosity, do you mean Otthman's performance is bad or good?

Wheeler gonna wheel

First round or non-competitive second round exit

Let's be real here, if this season is a failure we're throwing everything at McDavid

Yes, but the volume is probably higher against smaller players, which is the crux of the analogy. It doesn't subscribe intent, it merely suggests that the biggest impacts will occur due to the size differential or positioning of the opposition. He could apply the same force against equal or larger players and it would happen with less frequency. I'm not sure how that's even debatable.

Wouldn't his biggest hits happen to disproportionately smaller players? Isn't that logical? That's like saying "I watched someone's dunking highlights and most of them are over smaller players"