LindG1000

These little sayings suck.. they are too uplifting.. I think we should take it in the opposite direction.

 

Examples:

Chizz is a piece of shit.

Rome 2.0 has no reason for living.

Peetie27 should just put an end to himself.

Rhommy was a huge mistake that his parents will always regret.

That post took Bluephoria under 30 seconds to type.

Was anyone aware that if you hover over your rep bar, it has a little blurb?

wow, totally didnt notice that!

Which one do you mean? ....CoK means popably Gregor and they are off to Harrenhal now, aren't they?

The woman they cast for Melisandre is PERFECT.

also, CoK discussion here....but...

A dental convention... sounds riveting.

Sounds like pulling teeth, imo.

Tyrion is so freaking awesome. I love every little quip he makes at Cersei.

He's more fit to be a fox than a lion though.

Correct in Cressen's POV, but I don't think I've hit a Theon chapter yet. I'm at p. 116.

Theon's first POV is on 164.

Yup. Same. I was actually smiling the entire time reading all his return quips with Cersei. That guy has me in stitches all the time.

It's doubly funny because I just see that smug face that Tyrion always has.

Yup. About 50 pages in. Just getting to Tyrion returning to the Red Keep to announce he's been named Hand.

That bit in the book was FANTASTIC. I cracked up reading it.

I don't have that to start Clash of Kings in my version. Mine starts with the Prologue surrounding Maester Cressen, Lady Melisandre and Stannis Baratheon.

 

End of Game of Thrones has a stand alone chapter for Theon Greyjoy following the Appendix describing all the houses and their lineage.

I meant the first Theon Chapter in CoK. The first chapter of CoK is the prologue with Stannis, Cressen and Melisandre told primarily from Cressen's PoV (if I recall)

The POV chapter at the end of the first book?

Nah, the first one in CoK

Yup. I'm about 120 into Clash of Kings as well, and I'm already noticing this whole series is one of those long-told stories where you get so vested and tied into the characters that you actually watch them "grow" before your eyes. They become more and more interesting as you watch them evolve, which makes each new book all the better than it's predecessor.

I forgot who it was who said Theon's PoV chapters are bad, but I just got through the first one and it was enthralling.

Not enough Danaerys yet though. Just about to hit her first PoV

Also, really not liking Davos' shit yet.

Ryan Lambert of Puck Daddy makes a great point.....

Zdeno Chara as Gregor Clegane would have been amazing.

Why're you guys being assholes? I'm just on a fishing boat off jones beach, not like Im on some yacht or something. Geez.

You really just noticed that we're all assholes?

I applaud your efforts at being blind to the truth :D

You want to fight a guy 4x your size for the right to buy my computer?

He's got speed on me but if I get a hand on him I'll snap him in half like a cheap hockey stick.

Getting a free MacBook air soon. :)

yo son hook a brotha up. i want to troll you about dubinsky and callahan in a lightweight, stylish, on the go way.

Ugh. So far I've done 2 interviews, 1 aptitude test (aced) and just completed 2 cognitive tests (math/reasoning/verbal) for this damn company. I definitely just bombed the math section. I haven't had to do math problems like that in my head since high school... so I had no clue what the tricks to doing them were anymore. Blah. Final interview is on Monday....

 

...but do I really want to move to Maryland?

Where in MD? Every freaking time I end up in MD I'm blown away by how beautiful it is.

Except Baltimore. Thug life, yo.

OMG what to do? Like, do I need to get my nails done everyday or, like, can I go 3 days? Maybe I'll, like, just buy some extra expensive lotions for the skins.

She'll just buy a carburator.

Half way back to FLA!

Not even close to halfway back :D

Did Harris ever have his home coming meet up? lol

...too easy. I'll pass on the Speed Racer joke and just say no.