Cash or Czech

Imagine firing your coach because you have a $6M backup goalie and let Detroit have a true starter.

When did Chytil start wearing 55?

He doesn't have the speed to escape the atmosphere, unfortunately.

George Parros is going to offer an in-person hearing, but only to give him tips on how to punch better next time.

Nope but I am eagerly anticipating the class action lawsuit!

The reffing has been awful this year. I also feel like more guys are getting jumped this year.

Fuck Mika we’ve got Brod the Bod

Refs can’t lose control of the game if they’ve never had control in the first place

Russia, maybe

Kind of but not exactly. A co-op you own a % of the property. In this community I own everything within my walls.

Correct. I basically own everything in my four walls and can do whatever I want with that. Outside, not mine. But clogged gutters? Submit a ticket. Wasp nest building on the garage door? Submit a ticket. Cracked boards on my deck? Ticket. And if you don’t trust the chucklefucks in charge, become a chucklefuck in charge. Until you deal with the minority of chucklefucks that are upset about everything and then wanna chucklefuck off to 100 acres of privacy. We got fucked from prior boards and a bad management company. Digging out has not been fun. Which is why I came here to rant about roofing lol

Taxes and HOA are about $15k combined but includes all exterior house elements (roof, siding, deck, masonry), trash removal, snow removal, landscaping, pool and a clubhouse

Well, living in Westchester and not paying $20k in property taxes is nice. Having the roofs and all exterior of my home be the HOAs responsibility was in theory really nice. And now cleaning up the mess these assholes have created for the last 5 years is nice, I guess. And since I'm on the board, I get to help pick the vendor and we picked a damn good one.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to move to a townhome community with an HOA, be asked and then join said HOA board, and then realize prior boards fucked you financially and you need roofs, is fucking stupid. Oh yeah, I'm that fucking stupid.

We got our daughter the cactus that speaks back to your kid for Christmas. Lord I hope it doesn't drive me batshit up a wall.

Pretty sure you've used all of these to describe Blake Wheeler and look how that's turned out.

We signed Jonathan Quick, might as well get this asshole too.

Even Kreider, McDonagh and Shesterkin spent half a season each in the AHL. Lindgren played there an entire year.

This. It worked for Cuylle.

The last time Arsenal took on Luton was the day I was born. Damn.

So, maybe 1/3 of the NHL?

Lou Lamoriello and Peter Chiarelli have entered the chat.

Winnipeg re-signed Niederreiter for 3 more years at $4MM AAV. Shame, would've been a nice UFA target.

That is happening because we had a flat cap.