Ozzy

Just now, Sharpshooter said:

Yes. They still need to sharpen up a bit, but they'll get there. Some of these mistakes you can get away with against Washington, but will get wrecked against teams like Florida and Carolina. I'm sure they will up their game when that time comes. Also, it's rich hearing that crap from their announcers when they have Oshie, Wilson, etc. Get real. lol

The Caps don't even belong in the playoffs.  They sold off players at the deadline thinking this year was done, Ovi got hot trying to catch Gretzky, and they backed in like an 18 wheeler at a truck stop.  They're missing 2 defenseman, and fucking McIlrath is a 2nd pair defenseman??????  Yeah, that's a playoff contender!!! 

Yeah....play your fucking 4 or 5 playoff bonus games, take your chippy bullshit and go home.  They're not even worth fighting!  They fucking stink!

42 minutes ago, Sharpshooter said:

The Capitals announcers, also known as two of the most annoying people on the planet, were screaming bloody murder about it. lol It wasn't even remotely dirty. Panarin has been great all year, but seeing him do something like that? You love to see it. Any fears you may have had about him being rag-dolled again against these guys basically went out the window in game one. Whole different mentality with him and this group.

Apparently they have been blind to all the jabbing Oshie does to players during a game.

"You live by the sword, mother fucker, .....you die by it too!"  This team will NOT be intimidated.  Especially by this collection of fucking "has-beens".

I see this round as good practice to work on our playoff "game".  Get tough and dick punch these guys right in the sack.

I'm actually really looking forward to seeing how Toronto responds from this loss.  Even just to hear Bissonette go into it is worth it's weight in gold!

If you have to complain about hits from Artemi Panarin, you have to seriously re-evaluate your life choices.

Dallas is in

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Trent Frederic's softy cost the Leafs BIG.  You GOTTA STOP that! 

Dude had no chance.  That team sucked moose dick. 

Craig Berube enters the chat....

1 hour ago, siddious said:

I got up to pee like 5 times.

 

between that and missing the panarin hit I gotta wonder if you boys can even hold your liquor anymore

Dude...how did we miss that...and the review??  I must have been staring at Sean's wife's ass!

57 minutes ago, Keirik said:

I'm just happy to be out of thr house for a change

So were we!!!  You needed it!

55 minutes ago, Sharpshooter said:

Looks like a great time as always. That's cool that a lot of you guys on here meet up and do stuff. It looks like the place was packed. A lot of other Rangers fans there to watch the game also?

Place was packed...when K'andre scored, the place went crazy.  We always have a great time, no matter where we go...that was just a super night

Me and Keith's kidneys are on the same timetable!  Pete didn't budge all night!
I think he sat in some barbecue sauce, and he was stuck to that seat!  LOL

You guys missed a good time, and I think we missed a pretty good game!!! 

8 minutes ago, RJWantsTheCup said:

Apparently you’re his brother in law or some shit like that.  Jimmy should know better.  After all they exchanged numbers. 

Is that what he said?  I either didn't hear him, or could give a fuck less what he asked.  It was gametime....Don't fuck with me while the Rangers are on!!  LOL

His wife had a great ass though!

34 minutes ago, Sharpshooter said:

Ovechkin is awesome, no doubt. But if I'm building a team, I think I'm taking Crosby first every time.

 

Yeah, he's just playing out the string at this point. Father time remains undefeated, and the team around him has gotten worse. He'll go down as the best goal scorer of all time. I never thought I'd see someone ever break Wayne's record, it's remarkable.

...and a lot of us complain about Kreider's effort??????????

Good Christ!!!  He's making Kreider look like Nathan MacKinnon after 3 Red Bulls

30 minutes ago, RJWantsTheCup said:

Where's Sean?

 Under Keith's seat!

Dude, what happened with that dude???  Where did he come from, and what the hell was he saying??  I didn't really pay any attention to him over there with you guys.

He asked if my name was Oscar or some shit....what the fuck was that all about?  I thought you guys put him up to it, so I just gave him the "fuck off, mutant" look.

I remember Tampa being down 2-0 once before.....not too long ago.....

........(Dream sequence).............................

1 minute ago, Valriera said:

To be fair at his age and career, I’d only want that too 

When he gets compared to Sid, I keep thinking I'd rather have Crosby in a playoff series.  You'd never see Sid play like that.  EVER!

1 hour ago, Sharpshooter said:

The chemistry and camaraderie with these guys is unreal. The best I've seen it in a very long time.

...ever!

...and that includes '94

Washington has a lot more than Rempe to worry about;

Ovechkin has looked.....

FUCKING TERRIBLE!!!

He's actually a liability out there.  Watch the shorty goal from last night...This is a guy who is not even trying.  He coughs up the puck, chases the play half-hearted and goes toward Mika, around behind the net, not picking up the trailing Miller.  Just all bad play from a guy that knows WAY better!

He's got his ring and he's got all his money.  He seems to want absolutely nothing to do with this series. 

He wants his goal scoring record, and that can only be done in the regular season.

Inconsistency is so consistent with him!  LOL

I can't wait to see him get his ass kicked one day! 

27 minutes ago, Blue Heaven said:

So let's put the faces w/ the names.  

LR Ozzy

L  RJ

F Jimmy (Saved By Richter)

RF Keith (Keirik)

RR  Pete (Siddious)

28 minutes ago, 4EverRangerFrank said:

What kind of bar is this? No women allowed? *gulp*

 

 

For those of us who don’t know, can you name these gents?

LR Ozzy

L

F

RF

RR

LR Ozzy

L  RJ

F Jimmy (Saved By Richter)

RF Keith (Keirik)

RR  Pete (Siddious)

Two and Oh!!!

A bit of a struggle tonight, but we were able to put on our big boy pants and get that all important 2nd game of the series locked up.   Here are the Top 6 nominees for tonight's “Ozzy Quote of the GDT”.

4 hours ago, BrooksBurner said:

If Trouba really want to display some leadership, he’d take himself out of the lineup until he doesn’t suck anymore

4 hours ago, Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc said:

I think the solution to the 1RW problem is to just to play nobody there. Zibanejad and Kreider are more dangerous 4v5 then when they have a RW.

3 hours ago, knedragon said:

I don’t think I would wanna score on any of Emily’s holes 

2 hours ago, Dem said:

Drop a six spot on these fucks n let Rempe turn Oshies wife into a widow at the end of the game

2 hours ago, RangerDanger said:

I'm stuck in a shitty hotel in a shitty town in Alabama for work, their cable is out, so im currently watching a stream on my tiny ass phone like a teenage boy looking at porn.

2 hours ago, Abe Froman said:

Wes McCauley is the Angel Hernandez of the NHL.

The good old boys were able to squeak out the game winner and put this one to rest, after falling behind in the 1st period, and the winning quote for tonight’s GDT goes to  @Dem!!

Well, it's 2-0 and we've often found ourselves at this crossroads.  Not this year though, son!!  That shit doesn't fly on a team headed by Laviolette!

We're rolling and this shit is only going to get rough for these Capitals. We can address what we need to when and if some things goes up in smoke, but for now...we're just getting it done!!!

37 minutes ago, Abe Froman said:

Obviously he's an Islanders fan.

1 of 5 fans!

@siddious:  "It's been 4:00 for 4 hours now!!!"  LOL

6 minutes ago, BrooksBurner said:

 

You should bring a sign that says "Yukon Do It!"

 

Get on tv so we can see you

I love it!!!  LOL