BlairBettsBlocksEverything Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Seriously folks, get yourself a squatty potty. [video=youtube;hV-8N8Q2BJY] you might not think you need it but when you try it you will realize it was missing from your life. Or, as I've heard it so elequently put, it's the difference between taking the C train and the A train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Hahaha we have one of these. My wife is obsessed with Shark Tank and has picked up a few gadgets she's seen on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYRangers92 Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 theyre legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Purchased. Can't wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 This might be the best shitty thread in BSBH history. Sent from my iPhone using Blueshirts Brotherhood mobile app powered by Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 I've used one but didn't see the immediate benefits. I have been hearing this shit for years though, so it's cool that there's an actual product on the market for this. I just use a stool. Shit puns are my fav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Drunkenski Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 I hope this thread takes off and doesn't shit itself #MakeBSBHGreatAgain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Panarini Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I'm seriously considering it. I mean I don't have a problem with taking shits but if I can streamline the process, why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 This is REAL? I saw the "commercial" on social media, but had no idea it was a real product. I may have to get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 This is REAL? I saw the "commercial" on social media, but had no idea it was a real product. I may have to get one. Mine is coming today. I'll report back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Once you have kids all you have to look forward to is locking yourself in the bathroom and pretending to shit for 30 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Once you have kids all you have to look forward to is locking yourself in the bathroom and pretending to shit for 30 minutes. I do that now with no kids, just my wife lol. First son will be here in July, 30mins may have to turn to an hour hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Very disappointed by the Squatty Potty. It certainly hastened the process, but it was nothing special. I didn't like how high up it put my legs and it was pretty large in my small bathroom. Overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsley Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Very disappointed by the Squatty Potty. It certainly hastened the process, but it was nothing special. I didn't like how high up it put my legs and it was pretty large in my small bathroom. Overrated. Sounds like that shit stinks. Sent from my iPhone using Blueshirts Brotherhood mobile app powered by Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 What exactly were you expecting, shit to just slide right out with no pushing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 That's actually kind of what it did. It just kind of fell out of me. But I don't really need that. It just sped things up. The reviews made it seem like it was some sort of miracle device that emptied your bowels in a way that the current toilet method can't. But I felt no emptier than usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Well then I would say it did its job, no? All it does is put your body in an anatomically correct position to shit. Everything lines up better when you squat rather than sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 So a small step or box can pretty much do what this does.. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Well then I would say it did its job, no? All it does is put your body in an anatomically correct position to shit. Everything lines up better when you squat rather than sit. I was expecting more. The OP was all about how it's life changing. My life is unchanged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I was expecting more. The OP was all about how it's life changing. My life is unchanged. You could use a stack of books for christ sakes. It;s the same god damn thing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 So a small step or box can pretty much do what this does.. ? It sure can. Its all a gimmick really. I mean it does what is says as in aligning your bowls and asshole correctly but anything that boosts your legs into a squatting position will do that. Even a stack of books as Dunny so eloquently stated haha. The only good thing about this is it wraps nicely around the base of the toilet so its mostly out of the way when not in use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Very disappointed by the Squatty Potty. It certainly hastened the process, but it was nothing special. I didn't like how high up it put my legs and it was pretty large in my small bathroom. Overrated. Overrated piece of shit. Might as well flush it down the toilet with the rest of the crap ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I was expecting more. The OP was all about how it's life changing. My life is unchanged. So, would you call your experience... crappy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlairBettsBlocksEverything Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 Very disappointed by the Squatty Potty. It certainly hastened the process, but it was nothing special. I didn't like how high up it put my legs and it was pretty large in my small bathroom. Overrated. Well let's all bow down to Morph with his golden asshole and no need for squatty potty! But in all seriousness, that was never really a problem for me either, but everyone has those dumps they struggle with. This is a great call to the bullpen in those situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Lothbrok Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Very disappointed by the Squatty Potty. It certainly hastened the process, but it was nothing special. I didn't like how high up it put my legs and it was pretty large in my small bathroom. Overrated. You could use a stack of books for christ sakes. It;s the same god damn thing lol Exactly. I had a whole bunch of those Bed Bath and Beyond coupons that they flood everyone's mailbox with (as well as a gift card), so I treated myself to one. Seems like a very polarizing product. People who like it swear by it. People who don't think it's a waste of money. I'm in the latter category. It made so little difference in my BMs that more often than not I forget to even use it. And it doesn't quite slide out of the way either when it's not in use. It's this big plastic eyesore under my toilet. I'm seriously debating just tossing it, but the spendthrift in me can't justify it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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