Shane Falco

throw in a dwarf hooker and I'm there.

 

Well, I am only 5'2"...LOL :D

:rofl: good morning!

Cardinal mistake, always. I can never skip breakfast. My whole day is miserable if I do.

This. I can't think straight, let alone function without eating in the morning. I get really cranky and impatient if I don't too.

Morning :)

Good luck Jules!

Fucking hell I hate exams. Who gives exams on a monday? Seriously.. :mad:

Fucking heartless professor has no consideration for the lack of brain activity that occurs on Mondays.

/tourettes rant

We're not talking about 'eating' the same thing, then. LOL

:rofl:

 

Not if she says 'NO!', you can't!

:lol:

I have not encountered that problem yet :D

 

LMAO! But it's gonna be messy! :D

That's always a risk I'm willing to take. Im happy to report I haven't made a mess yet :thumbs:

 

How the hell are you gonna eat "stir fry" while driving home?

I'm a guy. We can eat anything, anytime, anywhere girl. :D

Whenever I notice I have peaked in my handsomeness and it's all down hill from there... I'm gonna end myself.

:lol:

Almost time to go home. Can't decide between stir fry or a panini for the car ride home.

You should have done it before this!

Ya noob.

 

Here's a novel idea, or maybe I'm just old school...Why don't you ask for her number because you'd like to hang out outside of school?

:+1:

Poke her!

:lol:

Randomly adding people will come off creepy the majority of the time, despite chevelle's clever excuse. Just wait and talk to her a bit more.

Start with a friendly introduction. Don't wave. Don't order too much water. Don't talk about your grandmother with Parkinsons, as it may give her the shakes. Certainly don't talk about the flood damage your house sustained in a monsoon. Don't ask to go surfing.

:rofl: repped

He probably sips tea with Christiansen, and the rest of the voices in EC's head.

:lol: