Cash or Czech

The only thing I like about Heineken is how familiar the taste is. It's a little bland, not very good, but wherever in the world you are, a Heineken is a Heineken and if you know nothing on the menu, than at least Heineken tastes like home. Beyond that, there are so many better American (micro-)breweries nowadays and I'd even say a Yuengling, Molson or Sam Adams is better than Heineken any day of the week.