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    [RS] (#81) Rangers vs. New York Islanders — Revenge Is a Dish Best Served at 12:30pm, Nationally

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    The Igor show was in full bloom yesterday!

    Hard to believe this is the same guy who went through that 2 month hiatus of "Bad"!  But here we are heading into the playoffs in top form!

     

    And here are the Top 12 nominees for tonight's “Ozzy Quote of the GDT”:

     

     

    23 hours ago, RichieNextel305 said:

    How come no one let me know Leah Hextall looks like Edna from The Incredibles? Wow.

     

    23 hours ago, siddious said:

    Why is the chick from the 5th element interviewing laviolette 

     

    23 hours ago, phillyb said:

    Hit the fucking net you shit ticket. 

     

    23 hours ago, siddious said:

    Rempe hasn’t murdered anyone yet send him down 

     

    22 hours ago, knedragon said:

    Gotta get Callahan some Don Cherry Suits 😂

     

    22 hours ago, knedragon said:

    Did they send Emily Kaplan back to the Simpsons ?

     

    22 hours ago, phillyb said:

    Especially considering he makes some pinhead fucking decisions. 

     

    22 hours ago, Dem said:

    Shut the fuck up slewban you clown

     

    22 hours ago, Keirik said:

    Get ready to hear the words "shot blocked" for the rest of the game

     

    22 hours ago, Ducky said:

    Played a lot better while short handed. Can they just play a man down for the third 

     

    21 hours ago, 4EverRangerFrank said:

    After the Rangers win this game, I want the camera to cut to Messier dry-humping the Stanley Cup with PK kneeling alongside with his mouth open to accept the Champ's champagne. 

     

    (Oh-boy that's a dark image. LOL)

     

    21 hours ago, phillyb said:

    Trouba offering muffins

     

    I've never seen a team that misses the net as much as this one!  I find it really laughable at times;  Lindgren on a breakaway...misses the net totally, and I had to laugh out loud.

    Sometimes I think this team couldn't hit the net with a handful of BB's!

    ...and the winning quote for tonight’s GDT goes to @knedragon, who floored me with the Emily Kaplan line! 

    Where the hell is Jackie Redmond these days!  God, I love her!

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    'Ozzy's Quote of the GDT' Power Rankings - 2023-2024

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    19 minutes ago, siddious said:

    Does this end at game 82 or are we going into the playoffs?

     

    Playoffs too!  The whole season...if there's a GDT, it's in play!

     

    Same as last Year...I'll weigh the playoff wins with heavier rankings, as it's "go time"!  Guys can jump up higher with playoff wins. 

    I'm making a value system of:

     

    (Regular season wins + Current Rank (Playoff win value) √ 3.14 + Number of Trouba turnovers   😉

     

    If a guy wins a playoff GDT, The Power rankings will look like this: (The second value will be playoff wins.)

     

    1.    Siddious (7) (2)
    2.    Pete (7) (1)
    3.    Phillyb (6) (1)
    4.    Keirik (5)
    5.    Mbob (5)
     


     

     

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    It's Time to Talk About Jacob Trouba

    in New York Rangers

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    16 minutes ago, siddious said:

    Vince mercogliano nailed it in his podcast though…

     

    gus’ advanced numbers are apparently solid and he’s a laviolette guy with more NHL experience so I doubt this switch happens. 
     

     

     

    Yeah, I doubt it too....Gus isn't terrible, and he was damn good when Foxy was out.  I can live with Gus.  I can't live with "Fumbles" the grenade chucker!  (Trouba)

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    It's Time to Talk About Jacob Trouba

    in New York Rangers

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    10 hours ago, siddious said:

    Trouba just needs to be on the third pair. 
     

    fox -Lindgren 

    miller-schneider

    trouba-gus 

     

    honestly id take jones over gus at this point too. 

     

    This is probably going to be the answer for the playoffs.  He can't be on the top pairing.  PERIOD.  Not if we actually wanna win some games.

     

    When he was out, we really had a quick, mobile, fast puck moving D, that was very efficient in our own end and really didn't get pinned in too often during games.  Now it seems like every other shift, were lobbing shit blindly up the boards, giving it up at the blueline, having shitty d zone coverage.  I look and sure enough, number fucking 8 is on the ice.

     

    He's killing K', I'm sorry.  I know a lot of you guys don't like Miller, but seriously...when Trouba was out, I thought K' played his best hockey of the season.

     

    I think Pete has this one nailed with those pairings I quoted above.  I'd rather Jones too at this point.  He's earned that shit.  Gus isn't horrible.  I just rather Zac in there now.

    'Ozzy's Quote of the GDT' Power Rankings - 2023-2024

    in New York Rangers

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    "Ozzy's Quote of the GDT”
    POWER RANKINGS
    As of:     April 11, 2024
    Top 30

     

    1.    Siddious (7)
    2.    Pete (7)
    3.    Phillyb (6)
    4.    Keirik (5)
    5.    Mbob (5)
    6.    LindG1000 (4)
    7.    BrooksBurner/RMC51 (4)
    8.    Scott (4)
    9.    Dem (3)
    10.    The Dude (4)
    11.    Karan (3)
    12.    Valriera (3)
    13.    Bugg (3)
    14.    4EverRangerFrank (2)
    15.    Knedragon (2)
    16.    Vodka Drunkenski (2)
    17.    TorontoNYR (3)
    18.    VegasRanger (1)
    19.    RichieNextel305 (1)
    20.    Pistol Pete (1)
    21.    Phil (2)
    22.    Abe Froman
    23.    Fletch (1)
    24.    RJWantsTheCup (1)
    25.    Cr00zng (1)
    26.    RodrigueGabriel (1)
    27.    Cash or Czech (1)
    28.    Delneggs (1)
    29.    SaveByRichter35 (1)
    30.    Sharpshooter

     

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    [RS] (#80) Rangers vs. Philadelphia Flyers — Mika 5-goal Game Incoming

    in New York Rangers

    Posted · Edited by Ozzy

    What the fuck did we just watch?  That game was so bad, I can't even come up with a decent "headline"! 

    A total collection of SUCK tonight on just about every level.  It doesn't even require me going in depth on who did what....EVERYONE blew dead gorilla dick!

    ...and here are the Top 16 nominees for tonight's “Ozzy Quote of the GDT”, sponsored by...Nah...Fuck that!  No sponsor tonight for this fucking abortion we watched!

     

     

    4 hours ago, RichieNextel305 said:

    No more awards. Fox almost took a header. The next award is for MVP. Panarin is gonna rip his leg in fucking half. Oh boy. 😂

     

    4 hours ago, knedragon said:

    Nice to hear Sam and Joe in the booth instead of the toilet stalls 

     

    3 hours ago, RJWantsTheCup said:

    Tough game for Miller.  Falls down on first goal.  Deflects second goal in.  He must be upset about OJ

     

    3 hours ago, Scott said:

    While Miller is in the box I hope they have an EMT come in and check him for a pulse. Somebody shot his dog today.

     

    3 hours ago, Dem said:

    Bench miller n trouba. Put bozo the fucking clown in we'd have a better chance at defending in our zone

     

    2 hours ago, Kick save and a beauty said:

    For purposes of Scrabble games, is Dog shit one word or two?

     

    2 hours ago, Dem said:

    Even a self respecting child should be booing. 

     

    2 hours ago, 4EverRangerFrank said:

    Ooooff! Grab your prison ankles on that late goal. Full penetration. No lube!

     

    2 hours ago, VegasRanger said:

    I've got an idea... Let's head into the playoffs on a long losing streak.  Can't lose!

     

    2 hours ago, knedragon said:

    Dorothy Hamil skated past Trouba on that play with her Cecil Turtle edition skates 

     

    2 hours ago, phillyb said:

    I really wish sam and joe would stfu while the PA announces penalties. 

     

    2 hours ago, Scott said:

    Flyers will start the 3rd on a PP. Sam and Joe will notice in the next 15-20 mins.

     

    2 hours ago, Abe Froman said:

    One of his fan nicknames in Columbus was "Milk Carton Jack". 

     

    2 hours ago, phillyb said:

    The more this game gets away from us on the scoreboard, the more of a chance we'll get to see Hathaway swallow teeth. I'll take it. 

     

    1 hour ago, Bugg said:

    Looks like the team that shat the bed vs. the Devils. 

     

    1 hour ago, phillyb said:

    why the fuck does hathaway still have teeth? lol

    "Wake me up when the Regular Season Ends!", should be the song title for the "low-lights of this clunker!

    I really can't remember a game where I think everyone on the ice just sucked moose cock like tonight!  The highlight of the night was the "We want Rempe" chant!

    ...and our winning quote for tonight’s GDT goes to @Scott!!!  I don't think we can just point at K', though.  What a fucking disappointing showing!  This game ranks up there with Game 7 against the Devils last season.

    Listen...put the fucking kid in there and stop jerking us off!  If we're gonna play like a bunch of jack offs and lose, how much worse could Rempe be?

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