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Drew a Penalty Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 I feel like Ronald McDonald is overrated here while Mr. Peanut is underrated. I’m not scared of Ronald McDonald doing anything more than touching me weird. Mr. Peanut has definitely broken up a few unions and has probably beaten a person or two with that cane. I wouldn’t fuck with him. I also think they’re selling the yellow M&M short. While characterized as being less intelligent than the red M&M, that peanut interior is gonna be harder than red’s chocolate interior. I think he lasts a little longer in a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 This is 10 kinds of fucked. George Washington selling oats is still tougher than tough. There's empirical proof that the Pillsbury Doughboy can fight like a motherfucker. And the Golden Grahams bear? Fuckin wuss bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew a Penalty Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 This is 10 kinds of fucked. George Washington selling oats is still tougher than tough. There's empirical proof that the Pillsbury Doughboy can fight like a motherfucker. And the Golden Grahams bear? Fuckin wuss bear. Quakers are pacfisits. If you're getting beat up by one then you might as well have the Gerber baby put you of your misery with its blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 You know Tony is a bitch. That’s why he’s hanging out with kids. How tall is the “giant”? For some reason, I always remember the little tiny cartoon green guy. I think uncle Ben is underrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted May 17, 2021 Author Share Posted May 17, 2021 Where's Kool-Aid man rank? I feel like he's so fuckin' big he'd just crush you. Or drown you. Even though he probably can't fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Where's Sta-Puft in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted May 17, 2021 Author Share Posted May 17, 2021 Which sized version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Where's Kool-Aid man rank? I feel like he's so fuckin' big he'd just crush you. Or drown you. Even though he probably can't fight. He does smash through walls, but I think I have the endurance. Plus he’s got a glass chin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Which sized version?The only one that matters, dawg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 He does smash through walls, but I think I have the endurance. Plus he’s got a glass chin. Lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 The only one that matters, dawg. Oh, he fuckin' up everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 He does smash through walls, but I think I have the endurance. Plus he’s got a glass chin. Yeah, but that glass goes through brick unscathed. You're gonna shatter your hand even trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 im very experience at breaking things made of Pyrex, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 I'd be afraid of Chef Boyardee...he might break out a rolling pin or a frying pan and bash me in the head. The Trix Rabbit needs such an ass kickin' though. I'd fucking rag doll his ass like I was Tom Wilson....(Whooops, too soon!!) Sugar Bear is just too cool...I'd take him as a tag team partner and gang up on Captain Crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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