What Animal Could You Beat in a Fight?

[Phil]

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I think I could definitely take a goose, house cat, and a rat. Anything higher than that and I'm a dead man. I've got a medium-sized dog (40 lbs) and, if she was so inclined, she'd kill me without much of a struggle.

 

Who the fuck said they could beat an elephant?

[LindG1000]

In a fair fight, I think I start losing at the dog/eagle range. They have biological knives.

 

Seriously, who the fuck thinks they can beat an elephant? Or a crocodile?

[siddious]

King cobra is where you lose me. Those things are just too fast.

[LindG1000]

King cobra is where you lose me. Those things are just too fast.

 

There's also the whole "this is a 12 foot long venomous snake whose bite can kill humans in 30 minutes" aspect to that one.

 

Like, who fucking thinks "oh yeah, I can beat a living poison rope in a fight?"

[josh]

I think I could definitely take a goose, house cat, and a rat. Anything higher than that and I'm a dead man. I've got a medium-sized dog (40 lbs) and, if she was so inclined, she'd kill me without much of a struggle.

 

Who the fuck said they could beat an elephant?

 

Is that considered medium though? I was thinking 60-75 lbs German Shepard. I got scrawny arms, I'd lose a limb. But if we're talking 40 pound beagle, I got him. Although, a 20lbs dog did send me to the ER... work related.

 

And, is the goose mad? Does he want to fight me?

[LindG1000]

Is that considered medium though? I was thinking 60-75 lbs German Shepard. I got scrawny arms, I'd lose a limb. But if we're talking 40 pound beagle, I got him. Although, a 20lbs dog did send me to the ER... work related.

 

And, is the goose mad? Does he want to fight me?

 

Geese are surprisingly vicious bastards.

[josh]

Geese are surprisingly vicious bastards.

 

Maybe I could use some training from those 8 women that anticipate taking down the lion, elephant, gorilla and crocodile.

[Keirik]

Bears. Beats. Blair Betts.

[pws85nyr]

First thought was Panda. Those guys are lazier than me. I figure I could rustle up the energy to get in some early shots to the head.

 

 

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[josh]

Maybe I could use some training from those 8 women that anticipate taking down the lion, elephant, gorilla and crocodile.

 

Apparently it’s my wife.

 

Only said no to elephant. :rofl:

[Karan]

Wonder how many people said honey badger.

[BrooksBurner]

Bear: No

 

Lion: No

 

Elephant: No

 

Gorilla: No

 

Crocodile: No

 

Wolf: No

 

Kangaroo: Maybe?

 

Chimp: I was thinking maybe, but then googled and saw this story....wtf???

(6:45 to see the carnage...yikes) - I guess Chimps are stronger than I thought, and dangerous

 

King Cobra: I think yes, but I wouldn't live long enough afterwards to tell the tale as the venom kills me. Though not sure how quickly the venom works to affect motor skills/breathing. Looks like it can kill you within 30 minutes. Only need a minute to stomp its head to bits, but it's certainly going to bite me first.

 

Large dog: No

 

Eagle: Indoors maybe? Outdoors no.

 

Medium sized dog: Maybe?

 

Goose: Yes

 

House cat: Yes

 

Rat: Yes

[Ozzy]

I'm probably best against shit like crickets, and mosquitos. I've lost to yellow jackets and hornets more than a few times... ;)

 

On a good drinking night though I can take out a good sized mosquito! :rofl:

[phillyb]

I'm probably best against shit like crickets, and mosquitos. I've lost to yellow jackets and hornets more than a few times... ;)

 

On a good drinking night though I can take out a good sized mosquito! :rofl:

 

On a good drinking night, I'm finding the fucking grizzlies and elephants.

On a "normal" night, my dog would eat my face.

[Ozzy]

Yeah my days of beer muscles are long done, Philly. I'm 54 now, I'm lucky if I could punch a time card!! ;)