Phil Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 What was the name of your elementary school? Patchogue-Medford. What street did you grow up on? Norway Pi— hang on a second here... What's your mother's maiden name? :ban hammer reaching full power: :D Now for the real one...What's your favorite memory of the past ten years from the Forum. Public, or like, what's my favorite profanity-laced "you're all Nazis" style goodbye message from a user getting banned and/or infracted? Those are all great, for the record. I'm not sure I have a legitimate favorite — anything that leads to the moment becoming a forum meme is great. I'm a big fan of demanding free dental work from our friend Drew a Penalty, for example. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Do you have anyone on ignore? Nope. Do you live in an apartment? Yah. Do your kid(s) ride a school bus? Nah, school is two blocks away. When are you moving out of the metro area? Not any time soon. Who would win in a fight, Dunny wearing DeAngelo's equipment or G1000 wearing Georgiev's equipment? I'm not sure either is landing a single punch. They'll both be exhausted after repeated attempts, just kind of sit down and agree to give it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverRangerFrank Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 When did you first turn on this Board? How many times have you asked yourself, “Why’d I do this?” Pick a seat anywhere in the Garden to watch a game. Where would it be? Favorite pre-game bar? Street pretzel or Sabrett? *that Hank reply shook me* LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Nope. Yah. Nah, school is two blocks away. Not any time soon. I'm not sure either is landing a single punch. They'll both be exhausted after repeated attempts, just kind of sit down and agree to give it up. I think we're both fat, too, so we're not doing much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 When did you first turn on this Board? Like flip the switch to public? February, 2011. Was in the works maybe two or three weeks before that. How many times have you asked yourself, “Why’d I do this?” Once or twice. It's not really as bad as you think. The real man babies only come around like once a year and tend to sort themselves out after the first few infractions. Pick a seat anywhere in the Garden to watch a game. Where would it be? Center ice or behind either bench but slightly elevated. You just can't beat those vantage points. Favorite pre-game bar? Foley's (RIP) Street pretzel or Sabrett? Both, with brown mustard! *that Hank reply shook me* LOL Why? Have you not seen that man? He'd make the straightest man on Earth curve just a little. Sent from my iPhone using Blueshirts Brotherhood mobile app powered by Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 I think we're both fat, too, so we're not doing much. :rofl: Sent from my iPhone using Blueshirts Brotherhood mobile app powered by Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 I'd give it to Dave, but he'd just pull the plug. Like Averman said, "there goes all the fun." I would hit "delete" before you were done saying "...and so I'm out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 LOL. See? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 You have to become one of the following, in true fashion. Which are you choosing: Devils fan, a woman, a Christian, or Don Trump, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 MFK round: 1. Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir, Indira Ghandi 2. Henrik Lundqvist, Patrick Sharp, Brady Skjei 3. Boebert, MTG, Ivanka 4. Lafreniere, Kakko, Kravtsov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 You have to become one of the following, in true fashion. Which are you choosing: Devils fan, a woman, a Christian, or Don Trump, Jr. Donald Trump Jr. I'm donating all my wealth and assets to progressive causes and then hanging myself to aid in ending the blood line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High and Wide Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 1. You have to finally watch the Sopranos, or you can never watch TV again, what do you do? 2. What's your go-to slice of pizza and from where? 3. Ghost goes euro synth-pop, are you listening? 4. You're on death row, what is your last meal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 MFK round: 1. Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir, Indira Ghandi They're all dead, homie. I can only accomplish one of these things, and not legally. 2. Henrik Lundqvist, Patrick Sharp, Brady Skjei 2ez. Kill Skjei, fuck Sharp, marry Hank. 3. Boebert, MTG, Ivanka 2ez2. Violently kill MTG, marry Ivanka, humiliatingly fuck Boebert. 4. Lafreniere, Kakko, Kravtsov 2ezest. Marry Laf (I love donuts, too, and money), and it doesn't even matter the order of the other two. Flip a coin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 1. You have to finally watch the Sopranos, or you can never watch TV again, what do you do? Watch Sopranos. I have a 5yo and a 1yo at home — I've suffered worse daily soundtracks than having to listen to reruns from my childhood, and I can stretch it out over a long period of time to mitigate their hideous accents. 2. What's your go-to slice of pizza and from where? Corner square from Tony's on Graham. Sprinkle some garlic and red pepper flakes and I'm good to go. 3. Ghost goes euro synth-pop, are you listening? Devil music you can dance to? On endless repeat. 4. You're on death row, what is your last meal? I'd probably go breakfast for dinner. Huge stack of pancakes, bacon, eggs, the works. Then kiss my ass goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Donald Trump Jr. I'm donating all my wealth and assets to progressive causes and then hanging myself to aid in ending the blood line. That's not "in true fashion" of Jr.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 I mean, you said I just had to become him, not become like him. But you're right. I'm dying by overdosing on cocaine, not hanging myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Falco Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 It's funny that Phil doesn't think he's going to run this forum for the rest of his life. Welcome to Hell :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 They're all dead, homie. I can only accomplish one of these things, and not legally. This doesn't answer my question. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 This doesn't answer my question. :D Whoever has the richest estate — I'll marry her corpse. I got loans to pay down. The other two don't even matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LindG1000 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Rizzutto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Donald Trump Jr. I'm donating all my wealth and assets to progressive causes and then hanging myself to aid in ending the blood line. You left out the part where you'd tap Kimberly Guilfoyle first before ending it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Duh — she's the surface for the coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 2ez2. Violently kill MTG, marry Ivanka, humiliatingly fuck Boebert. Trump's son-in-law? He'll have you wacked moot point anyway cause Ivanka's already mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 1. You’re forced to wear the same personalized Ranger jersey to every home game for one year but you only have two choices. Which do you go with? #34 Vaporous #12 Hammer of Kotes 2. You get my job for a day for traffic enforcement. What kinds of infractions do you look for? 3. Which long time user do you wish would come back to post? Which long forgotten user that never bothered registering here would make you say “oh god this is going to be a shit show” if he or she registered ? 4. When you were a kid and thought to the future, what did you think you’d be doing in the year 2021 with your life? 5. The top 15-20 posters on this board including all mods meet up in a bar for bottomless thursdays. A general rundown of how you think the night goes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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