4EverRangerFrank Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Continuing the trilogy from WBB, paddnyc is next man up. Paddynyc was one of the regulars on the other board and we lurked around much like we do here. We also palled around with GardenGirl and talked about meet-ups too. Welp, the two of us did meet at a couple of Rangers games and toasted beers. I didn't notice a parole officer around so I guess he's ok. :D Which leads me to my first question: 1. The 'paddy' stands for your work in the police force I assume? Which division? a) Prostitution b) Narcotics c) Traffic d) Informant (If Prostitution, was it hetero-sexual, homo-sexual or you'd rather forget those days?) 2. How and when did you become a true BLUE fan? 3. You've been sentenced to life in a mixed gender prison. Your have to pick one option as a shower buddy: a) 430lb Annie with an ass like a Jeep or b) Audrey with a face like a can of smashed-assholes but has no teeth. Who you gonna' ride? 4. How do you like your eggs made for breakfast? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Paddy!!!! Here we go man!!! 1. What's your favorite Clint Eastwood flick of all time? 2. Who is your "second favorite" NHL team? ...and why? 3. You're going to a fast food joint on the way home, which place are you going to, and what are you ordering? 4. What's your most valued piece of Ranger memorabilia? 5. When you're done with "Audrey" from Frank's question above, can you pass her along to me, so I can spin her around and pound her from behind??? I'm not looking at a face of smashed assholes!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Continuing the trilogy from WBB, paddnyc is next man up. Paddynyc was one of the regulars on the other board and we lurked around much like we do here. We also palled around with GardenGirl and talked about meet-ups too. Welp, the two of us did meet at a couple of Rangers games and toasted beers. I didn't notice a parole officer around so I guess he's ok. :D Which leads me to my first question: 1. The 'paddy' stands for your work in the police force I assume? Which division? a) Prostitution b) Narcotics c) Traffic d) Informant (If Prostitution, was it hetero-sexual, homo-sexual or you'd rather forget those days?) 2. How and when did you become a true BLUE fan? 3. You've been sentenced to life in a mixed gender prison. Your have to pick one option as a shower buddy: a) 430lb Annie with an ass like a Jeep or b) Audrey with a face like a can of smashed-assholes but has no teeth. Who you gonna' ride? 4. How do you like your eggs made for breakfast? Aghhh.. FFS Frank lol 1. No "paddy" in the police force, but if I were to be it would be A) Prostitution , so I can get a hummer in the back seat with the siren on. 2. Early 70's my old man took me to a Rangers / Blackhawks game and I was hooked. 3. I"m going with Avenging Annie or masturbation. 4. Eggs always over easy with Taylor Ham is what we call it here in North Jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Paddy!!!! Here we go man!!! 1. What's your favorite Clint Eastwood flick of all time? 2. Who is your "second favorite" NHL team? ...and why? 3. You're going to a fast food joint on the way home, which place are you going to, and what are you ordering? 4. What's your most valued piece of Ranger memorabilia? 5. When you're done with "Audrey" from Frank's question above, can you pass her along to me, so I can spin her around and pound her from behind??? I'm not looking at a face of smashed assholes!! :rofl: 1. The Good, The Bad, The Ugly classic spaghetti western. 2. Chicago Blackhawks best unis hockey hands down. 3. Popeyes Chicken love the chicken sandwich and LOVE their cajun fries. 4. Autographed puck from Brian Leetch the greatest Ranger IMO. 5. LOL !!!!!! if you don't mind sloppy seconds :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew a Penalty Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Who's your favorite Ranger from each decade of hockey you've watched? You get thrown into an NHL game tomorrow, how does it go? What's your perfect meal? What's your worst vacation experience? If your balls suddenly jingled every time they were jostled, how would you tolerate it, and would you attempt to profit off the novelty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Who's your favorite Ranger from each decade of hockey you've watched? You get thrown into an NHL game tomorrow, how does it go? What's your perfect meal? What's your worst vacation experience? If your balls suddenly jingled every time they were jostled, how would you tolerate it, and would you attempt to profit off the novelty? 1. Walt Tkaczuk 1970's - not one the fanciest of the Rangers forwards back then James Patrick 1980's - smooth skater Leetch - 1990's - Greater NY Ranger Henrik Lundqvist 2000's - loved how he bbroke into the scene took NY by storm Ryan McDonagh lase decade - Loved his all around game I'm beer league defensemen and I'd get spun like a top Mushroom risotto, veal chop with red peppers and a full bodied cab like Faust Have you ever been to Disney with kids? UGH.... LOL this had me spitting !!!!!! "balls suddenly jingled every time they were jostled" a new career in porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 red or white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 red or white? you know me RED !!!!! Love my cabs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 you know me RED !!!!! Love my cabs i meant clam chowder....lol j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 i meant clam chowder....lol j/k LOL !!!! New England Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 i always thought paddy was something to do with being Irish. Do you know where the upside down traffic light is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 i always thought paddy was something to do with being Irish. Do you know where the upside down traffic light is? I never heard of the upside down traffic light until today and I see its up in Tipperary Hill in Syracuse, New York after I googled it. Shame on me as an Irishman for not knowing such a tale. :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverRangerFrank Posted March 10, 2021 Author Share Posted March 10, 2021 "balls suddenly jingled every time they were jostled" a new career in porn Here’s a crazy thought I had as a porn gimmick but you would have to get paid a lot; Inject food coloring into your balls and shoot colors. The first guy to do this? Instant millionaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Here’s a crazy thought I had as a porn gimmick but you would have to get paid a lot; Inject food coloring into your balls and shoot colors. The first guy to do this? Instant millionaire. Would you want to be the first ever Penis Matisse? Or are you more of the Boner Rembrandt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 1. Would you rather look like Jar Jar Binks or sound like Jar Jar Binks? Killing yourself is not an option. 2. If you could live in one cinematic universe (MCU, DCU, etc) — which would it be and why? 3. What's the worst possible super power to have that wouldn't negatively impact your life except to irritate you? 4. Is a hot dog a sandwich? 5. Is cereal soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverRangerFrank Posted March 10, 2021 Author Share Posted March 10, 2021 1. Lite Beer or Guiness? 2. Winter: Hat or No hat? Summer: Sandals or Sneakers? 3. Who gets the paddy-whacker? School teacher, Neighbor or Nun? 4. Prostate check done by a) Male doctor or b) female doctor? c) friend at the bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 these questions are lite weight. Gotta go Barbara Walters on Paddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Could you ever trust someone that ate NY style pizza with a knife and fork? You have a bad hangover. What’s your go to to minimize/eliminate it? If it’s not hockey, what else are you watching? If money doesn’t grow on trees, why then do banks have branches? Do you have any weird superstitions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Would you want to be the first ever Penis Matisse? Or are you more of the Boner Rembrandt? Dam, GT100 art ? The only thing I know about art are the 8 crayola crayons, but with a little bit of French in my bloodline I'm going with Penis Matisse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 1. Would you rather look like Jar Jar Binks or sound like Jar Jar Binks? Killing yourself is not an option. 2. If you could live in one cinematic universe (MCU, DCU, etc) — which would it be and why? 3. What's the worst possible super power to have that wouldn't negatively impact your life except to irritate you? 4. Is a hot dog a sandwich? 5. Is cereal soup? 1. Love the long ears on Jar Jar Binks, but that would mean I'd hear everything my wife would say to me :thumbs:, so I'd rather sound like him. 2. I'm in on the DCU I loved all those superheros when I was younger and they'd be on Channel 9 WOR and the animation was horrible.. 3. The ability of super hearing see number 1. 4. Nah, never a sandwich. 5. LOL !!!!! Never heard that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 1. Lite Beer or Guiness? 2. Winter: Hat or No hat? Summer: Sandals or Sneakers? 3. Who gets the paddy-whacker? School teacher, Neighbor or Nun? 4. Prostate check done by a) Male doctor or b) female doctor? c) friend at the bar? 1. FFS Lite Beer :puke: why ask ? 2. Never a hat in the winter don't want to mess the flow and love sandals. 3. School teacher my math teacher my freshman year of HS and I ran into her about 10 years later and tried to pick her up at a bar and of course, stupid me addressed her as Ms. Collelo instead of her first name 4. "Friend at the bar" Lol !!!!!! Male Dr I'm like Archie Bunker on those type of medical issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Could you ever trust someone that ate NY style pizza with a knife and fork? You have a bad hangover. What’s your go to to minimize/eliminate it? If it’s not hockey, what else are you watching? If money doesn’t grow on trees, why then do banks have branches? Do you have any weird superstitions? 1. I remember the first time I encountered someone eating pizza with a knife and fork. It was at the end of the 90's I was working on a software project going from COBOL, yeah I'm that old. to a relational database. We had this French contractor who got the silverware, really plastic, and started using it and I was in shock looking around hoping no one else saw this. 2. Advil and mass consumption of water and of course that never helps. 3. Love the Mets or binging on shit from NetFlix and I'm actually watching now the old episodes of Star Trek. 4. LOL !!!!!!! Is that like the one never tell someone who works at a bank a secret why? Because he/she's probably a "teller" 5. No weird superstitions of course when I played sports I did like left sock, richt sock, left leg, right leg, so what did it do ? Nothing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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