Which Would You Rather Fight ? Water Edition

[Phil]

In the wild, no weapons, no rules. To the death.

 

A. An adult saltwater crocodile

B. An adult great white shark

C. An adult killer whale

[Albatrosss]

I pick

"D. All of the above"

[Dunny]

On land or in the water?

[Dunny]

Oh, I see the header..

 

I'll go with Shark. You conceivably punch them in the nose and make them retreat.

[josh]

[Albatrosss]

how the hell do I insert a Gif?

[LindG1000]

oh hell no to the crocodile. being simultaneously bled out and drowned seems like a really, really awful way to go.

 

I'd go killer whale. I've read the tale of Jonah. Let's go.

[BrooksBurner]

Definitely the crocodile. As I said in the other thread, at least there's a fighting chance against a croc if you can wrap around the snout before it opens it's jaws. Interesting factoid:

 

A crocodile's jaws can apply 5,000 pounds of pressure per square inch. This means that they can bite through an arm or a leg with no problem. A human's jaw only produces 100 pounds of pressure per square inch. The crocodile jaw has very little opening strength, though. For example, a crocodile's mouth can be held shut with a rubber band.

 

https://www.livescience.com/28306-crocodiles.html

[Puck Head]

Definitely the crocodile. As I said in the other thread, at least there's a fighting chance against a croc if you can wrap around the snout before it opens it's jaws. Interesting factoid:

 

 

 

https://www.livescience.com/28306-crocodiles.html

 

I feel the need to test this now.

If true, the croc

 

 

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[fletch]

you can’t kill any of these unless they choke on your body. if i get scuba gear i’ll take on the croc, try and hold his jaws shut until he suffocates under water. no scuba gear i am taking on the shark. croc would rip me to shreds and drag me under water, brutal way to die. killer whales are in packs so beat one, get killed by another. great white shark get lucky or die quick

[BrooksBurner]

you can’t kill any of these unless they choke on your body. if i get scuba gear i’ll take on the croc, try and hold his jaws shut until he suffocates under water. no scuba gear i am taking on the shark. croc would rip me to shreds and drag me under water, brutal way to die. killer whales are in packs so beat one, get killed by another. great white shark get lucky or die quick

 

Wouldn't they all to this? lol

[4EverRangerFrank]

When I lived with my uncle and grandma in New Orleans a long time ago for a few months, I was heading out to their pool during one of my first nights there. My uncle said, "Always look in the pool first before jumping in for snakes or 'gators." I only used his pool a couple of times that summer and always with someone else around.

 

Back home in NY, the neighbor's fence broke and a cow jumped into the shallow end of my dad's pool.

[4EverRangerFrank]

Rubber band? LOL

 

"Hey bud, just stay still while I slip this over your snout."

[Albatrosss]

When I lived with my uncle and grandma in New Orleans a long time ago for a few months, I was heading out to their pool during one of my first nights there. My uncle said, "Always look in the pool first before jumping in for snakes or 'gators." I only used his pool a couple of times that summer and always with someone else around.

 

Back home in NY, the neighbor's fence broke and a cow jumped into the shallow end of my dad's pool.

 

im never jumping in the pool again

[Dunny]

I don't trust any wildlife south of Cincinnati. Too risky. I wouldn't search for a lost golf ball in Kentucky. That's where gator country starts for me.