phillyb Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Sure is. Some people like terrible sandwiches, like my wife. Bread, black olives, and swiss. That's it. Objectively bad. It's cool she likes it. But a solid Sammy is a thousand times better. :rofl: This thought hasn't left my mind since last season...and I've been so tempted to try it. I love olives, but they're the worst kind of olives. Swiss cheese is basically the same thing. There are a million good cheeses and swiss, to me, is near the bottom of the cheese hierarchy. So you pair these two lowly food items within their own class hierarchy and you're basically set up for disaster. Phil, does she put anything on the bread? I have been so fucking disgustingly intrigued since reading this post, but I just don't have the havarti (read: heart) to buy swiss (I generally have a can of black olives though). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 I got turkey bacon & pepperoni on a hero. The deli near my apartment is open 24/7 and whenever I walk in past midnight i get greeted with "Hey! Turkey bacon pepperoni!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 Lol, that sounds delishus. If/when I go to Subway, I always add pepperoni to my meatball. I'm currently in the midst of making some sort of hot turkey sammich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 This thought hasn't left my mind since last season...and I've been so tempted to try it. I love olives, but they're the worst kind of olives. Swiss cheese is basically the same thing. There are a million good cheeses and swiss, to me, is near the bottom of the cheese hierarchy. So you pair these two lowly food items within their own class hierarchy and you're basically set up for disaster. Phil, does she put anything on the bread? I have been so fucking disgustingly intrigued since reading this post, but I just don't have the havarti (read: heart) to buy swiss (I generally have a can of black olives though). Bread. Black olives. Swiss. That's. It. It's awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 Jeez. I'm assuming she doesn't cook much, eh? I can wrap my head around how awful that sounds, but to taste, I fear it might be worse. Edit - I'm also trying to think of a condiment that might make it at all...edible. And the only things I come up with make it so much worse - Mayo. DISGUSTING. Tapanade - why? Already got olives. Mustard - christ almighty, this sandwich doesn't have enough to warrant mustard. No condiments = gross. Condiments = grosser. Congrats to your wife, she may have broken the "get me a sammich" meme. Edit again - Imagine the memers who are like, "YEAH BITCH GET ME A SANDWICH" and the girl comes back with black olives and swiss. What do? She did her job...right? Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the King Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 https://www.sargento.com/recipes/sandwiches-wraps-panini/olive-swiss-panini Essentially the same thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 sammy, hero, sammich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 False. That has tomato and what appear to be good minced olives used as a spread (tapenade) coupled with a nice blend of olives in the background. Not to mention, the bread looks bueno. GTFO. I'm picturing this: Phil, who's more correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 sammy, hero, sammich Sandwiches and Heros are not the same thing...I mean, yeah they have bread, but I'd never put a hoagie (hero, grinder, sub) and a turkey sandwich in the same thread. edit - wait, yes i did though by talking about subway. hahaha. i hope i kick your ass in fantasy this week. that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the King Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 I'm sure yours is exactly what Phil is referring to, but the other is still an Olive and Swiss sandwich...and one worth eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Jeez. I'm assuming she doesn't cook much' date=' eh?[/b'] I can wrap my head around how awful that sounds, but to taste, I fear it might be worse. Edit - I'm also trying to think of a condiment that might make it at all...edible. And the only things I come up with make it so much worse - Mayo. DISGUSTING. Tapanade - why? Already got olives. Mustard - christ almighty, this sandwich doesn't have enough to warrant mustard. No condiments = gross. Condiments = grosser. Congrats to your wife, she may have broken the "get me a sammich" meme. Edit again - Imagine the memers who are like, "YEAH BITCH GET ME A SANDWICH" and the girl comes back with black olives and swiss. What do? She did her job...right? Hahahaha No, she actually does. And she's great at it. It's what makes her sandwich choice so god damned baffeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Falco Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Bread. Black olives. Swiss. That's. It. It's awful. "ya breath stank" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 I'm sure yours is exactly what Phil is referring to, but the other is still an Olive and Swiss sandwich...and one worth eating. Apparently. No, she actually does. And she's great at it. It's what makes her sandwich choice so god damned baffeling. Can she pass some of that? :slats: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Lol, this thread is gold :rofl: My sister is some special kind of vegan, so I've seen a lot of weird looking mixed food. But a sandwich with only swiss cheese and black olives? woof. It doesnt make sense! Where's the meat?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Drunkenski Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Prosciutto, mozzarella and roasted pepper /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Prosciutto, mozzarella and roasted pepper /thread Now your talking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynn Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 This sandwich has me equally horrified and intrigued.. I imagine people who saw the Elephant Man had the same reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverRangerFrank Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Long live the King Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 #foodporn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 I love that gif. Hahaha, that burger was so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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