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The Ultimate NY Rangers Drinking Game (2018 Ozzy 'Get Tanked' Version)

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I think I finally figured out how to get through the rest of this season, fellas! Being that it's very difficult for me to watch this team lose, knowing full well that the worse we do now, the better we'll be in a few years. I have figured out a simple game that will not only keep me interested, but also intoxicated enough to actually NOT give a shit.

 

You see, I can't root against this team; it's just not my nature. Yes, I absolutely wish someone would sneak into MSG and put a bullet in AV's head one night, but other than that, I love this franchise with my heart and soul, and have for almost 50 years. Ok Ok, there have been a few players that I couldn't stand too, but all in all it was a short list....(*cough...Redden).

 

Anyway here's how I play:

 

I've actually been rotating the liquor depending on the game, opponent, and day of the week; For example, against Edmonton I used Stoli, against Winnipeg it was Stella, and against Tampa last night it was Jagermeister...(ooof!). You can use whatever you want that suits your liking, and for those of my cohorts who are conducive to Cannabis, just substitute "puffs" for "shots".

 

First Period-

Drop of the puck - 1st period: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent gets power play: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent scores PP Goal goal: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent scores even strength goal: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent gets over 10 shots on goal (1st period): one shot/sip/puff

Opponent gets over 20 shots on goal: 2 shots/sips/puffs...That's a double!!!

Opponent leads by 2 goals or more at the end of the 1st: one shot/sip/puff

 

Second Period-

Drop of the puck - 2nd period: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent gets power play: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent scores PP Goal goal: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent scores even strength goal: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent gets over 10 shots on goal (2nd period): one shot/sip/puff

Opponent gets over 20 shots on goal: 2 shots/sips/puffs...That's a double!!!

Opponent leads by 4 goals or more at the end of the 2nd: one shot/sip/puff

 

Third Period-

Drop of the puck - 3rd period: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent gets power play: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent scores PP Goal goal: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent scores even strength goal: one shot/sip/puff

Opponent gets over 10 shots on goal (3rd period): one shot/sip/puff

Opponent gets over 20 shots on goal: 2 shots/sips/puffs...That's a double!!!

Opponent leads by 5 goals or more at the end of the game: one shot/sip/puff

 

Post game Bonus: (if you're still coherent...)

If the opposing team has all 3 stars of the game: one shot/sip/puff

If the opposing team has over 50 shots on goal: one shot/sip/puff

Every time AV says, "We had some good looks": one shot/sip/puff

 

In Game additions:

Sam Rosen mispronounces a name: one shot/sip/puff

Sam Rosen says the wrong name that has the puck: one shot/sip/puff

 

Needless to say, I think you guys can see why my number of posts has gone down over the last 2 weeks!!!

 

Anyway, a little entertainment for you guys on a Friday!!

Love,

The Ozz man ;)

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I love you guys!!! I'm glad we can have some fun at the expense of these clowns this year!! I really wished some of you guys lived closer...It would be a freakin' blast to catch a game with you guys!

 

But yeah, the game works great!! I really did this against Winnipeg....for real, and I was a walking coma after 2 periods!! I didn't even care about the 3rd....if there even was a 3rd period...I forget!!! :rofl:

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I really did this against Winnipeg....for real, and I was a walking coma after 2 periods!! I didn't even care about the 3rd....if there even was a 3rd period...I forget!!! :rofl:

 

I wanna forget the first two periods last night.

Can you come up with a pre-game drinking game so I don't remember the entire game?

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I wanna forget the first two periods last night.

Can you come up with a pre-game drinking game so I don't remember the entire game?

 

Same as the old days, Robbie!! Hide the Jack in the Big Gulp cup and/or mix it with a Coke Classic from the machine!!!! =)

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Lets add some more ways to get wasted.

Sam Rosen misprounounces a name, drink!

Sam Rosen says the wrong name that has the puck, drink!

 

Listen Blue, I can pretty much hang with the best of 'em...but if we add this I'm gonna die!!! :rofl:

 

....................BUT AFTER FURTHER REVIEW....................The hell with it...Let's add it!!

 

Nice call Blue!!! =)

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