Phil Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/I+must+have+been+doing+it+wrong+_eeedd03c9ec670104 9dbeff4464320ff.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 My grandpa would eat the whole apple. He was a man's man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 Ah, but like this guy did? It's all about how the core disappears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Ah, but like this guy did? It's all about how the core disappears! No, he ate it like a human, but would just continue to pick away at it. He ate the stem too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 No, he ate it like a human, but would just continue to pick away at it. He ate the stem too. http://i.imgur.com/8MsWQ.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Don't most foreigners eat the entire thing? Had one Russian exchange student that ate everything but left the stems everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 @!br-avery! - don't eat the skin! also, i bet you all peel your bananas incorrectly as well... lemme see if i can find a pic or vid to back that silly statement up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/8MsWQ.gif Yeah, he didn't like to waste anything. Guess that comes from growing up during the Depression. I'm horribly allergic to apples. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 Yeah, the banana thing I learned at a young age from my grandmother. "Do it like a monkey does!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 Yeah, he didn't like to waste anything. Guess that comes from growing up during the Depression. I'm horribly allergic to apples. :( My grandmother (on my mothers side — not my fathers' side, who taught me the banana thing) was similar. Whenever we ate chicken, she'd cook everything up and eat everything except the bones. She'd even crack them all to get the marrow, and would eat all the cartilage, fat, etc. right along with the meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Watching that dude slobber all over that apple was gross. All I could think of was this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 My grandmother (on my mothers side — not my fathers' side, who taught me the banana thing) was similar. Whenever we ate chicken, she'd cook everything up and eat everything except the bones. She'd even crack them all to get the marrow, and would eat all the cartilage, fat, etc. right along with the meat. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4652150/i-ate-the-bones-o.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Apple seeds contain cyanide. It only takes about a half a cup of seeds to kill you, although you will need to chew them up to break the shells and consume them very quickly or the cyanide evaporates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Apple seeds contain cyanide. It only takes about a half a cup of seeds to kill you, although you will need to chew them up to break the shells and consume them very quickly or the cyanide evaporates. Learn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 If you guys are really bored one day, you can try this trick that my father showed my a long time ago. Cut a banana into pieces with the skin on it, so when someone peels it open, it's sliced into 5,6, 7 pieces. Really simple, actually. Take a pin, stick it in the banana and hold it firmly. With the hand that's holding the banana, just move the banana left to right, then right to left. Move the pin down a little bit, repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 If you guys are really bored one day, you can try this trick that my father showed my a long time ago. Cut a banana into pieces with the skin on it, so when someone peels it open, it's sliced into 5,6, 7 pieces. Really simple, actually. Take a pin, stick it in the banana and hold it firmly. With the hand that's holding the banana, just move the banana left to right, then right to left. Move the pin down a little bit, repeat. You're just mean spirited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 You're just mean spirited. The wtf look is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chizz Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 If you guys are really bored one day, you can try this trick that my father showed my a long time ago. Cut a banana into pieces with the skin on it, so when someone peels it open, it's sliced into 5,6, 7 pieces. Really simple, actually. Take a pin, stick it in the banana and hold it firmly. With the hand that's holding the banana, just move the banana left to right, then right to left. Move the pin down a little bit, repeat. Teach Michael a cool trick. Tell him to clean the microwave. When he declines, tell him there is a simple way to clean it without actually having to clean it. Put a Peep Marshmallow in the microwave for 3 and a half minutes. The sugar coating on the marshmallow will absorb all of the grease and debris in the microwave leaving you nothing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Trollol haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Drunkenski Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 I'm allergic to the apple skin, it's annoying having to peel it to eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-ERIK- Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 @!br-avery! - don't eat the skin! also, i bet you all peel your bananas incorrectly as well... lemme see if i can find a pic or vid to back that silly statement up It's riddled with toxins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chizz Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 For his next trick, he's going to show you how to make a full salami disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Scags Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Allergic to apples and can't eat them...:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentum Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Don't most foreigners eat the entire thing? Had one Russian exchange student that ate everything but left the stems everywhere. Never thought about that but I'm from Sweden and both me and my brother eat the whole thing except for the stem. What about Jules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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