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Things the World Wants to Know How to Do


Patrick Bateman

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http://youmightfindyourself.com/post/39451497791/things-the-world-wants-to-know-how-to-do

 

The most popular phrase each country googled after using "how to"

 

Argentina: how to update Facebook

Australia: how to love

Brazil: how to remove Facebook

Canada: how to rock

Chile: how to make a family tree

Colombia: how to make cupcakes

Czech Republic: how to lose weight

Denmark: how to kiss

Finland: how to get a fever [for the purposes of sick leave]

France: how to lose weight

Hungary: how to kiss

Ireland: how to draw

Israel: how to make money

Italy: how to have sex

Japan: how to save [battery] power

Kenya: how to abort

Mexico: how to vote

Netherlands: how to survive

New Zealand: how to screenshot

Nigeria: how to love

Norway: how to write

Poland: how to delete Facebook

Portugal: how to lose weight

Romanian: how to kiss

Russian: how to become nicer

Senegal: how to address an envelope

Singapore: how to rock

Slovakia: how to pick up babes [i.e., women]

South Africa: how to kiss

Spain: how to install WhatsApp

Sweden: how to make out [i.e., kiss]

Ukrainian: how to lose weight

United Kingdom: how to draw

United States: how to love

 

lol @ Ireland, Italy, Denmark, New Zealand, and Kenya

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Wait.

 

Colombia moves a lot of cocaine.

 

Cocaine is addictive.

 

Cupcakes are addictive.

 

Colombians want to learn to make cupcakes.

 

They're trying to either smuggle cocaine in cupcakes or corner the market on addictive substances.

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I figured out why "How to survive" is the Dutch one. A famous Dutch writer's new book is actually called that, but obviously in Dutch ("Hoe overleef ik"). There's apparently also a new television show called that.

 

This is disappointing.

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