Poison Ivy

Haven't been on here in a hot second! Hope everyone is doing well! Happy Holidays and such. Saw this Zamboni Mini Vacuum on Fred Flare and thought of you guys. And have a safe trip, Jules! Have to hang out with me and Chap if you're in town! Oh, and btw, love Torts in the corner yelling at people to register! Nice touch, Phil!

Thread of the goddamn year award. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I know I'm late, but that was hilarious.

I can I just tell you guys that I'm handing out Pixie Stix for Halloween (along with other stuff) and NONE of these kids know what they are! What are these parents doing these days?!

NORML?

He's in good shape but his junk is that of an 80 yr old man. So awkward.

Not to get off the topic of doctors and waiting around for them, but I really need to tell you guys that drawing a 40 something nude to "Crocodile Rock" really makes you question your life decisions.

:puke: Well, there goes my lunch.

Senior citizens are the only people who are interested in the job. The pay isn't too great. I mean, sure, you'll get a 28 year old guy with a six pack if your teacher wants to focus on muscle anatomy, but my teacher likes ..."folds." :| *shudder*

A lot of senior citizens in the community do nude modeling as a small part time job. So, I highly doubt there is perky boobs in my future.

I have to draw my first live nude today :| Something tells me it isn't going to pretty.

THIS. You must answer. I must know your secret.