Flynn

Power play is absolute dogshit.

Margaret Thatcher said it best.. ”Bad sex still counts as sex”

And they call that. What a fucking crock.

Good news. All the absolute shit teams that have been such a pain in the ass lately aren’t going to make the playoffs.

That was slick.

Just awful.

Georgie isn't an NHL goaltender. That goal was softer than Elton John in a strip club.

If I were Comish my first acts would be: Scrap the current playoff format, go back to 1 v. 8 etc. I'd even settle for a static bracket without reseeding.. Rename the divisions and conferences.. I want to be back in the Prince of Whales and the Patrick Division. I would falsely accuse Alec Martinez and Adam Henrique of crimes and ban them from the league. Change game play and points. No more shootouts. No more loser points. 3 points for a win, 1 point for a tie. make winning valuable, make a tie a tie, stop rewarding losses.

That empty net garbage brought me back to 1989 when I somehow fucked up a shot at the easiest girl in HS and couldn't close the deal.

Top 5 horrifying things I've ever watched: 1. Two Girls, One Cup 2. Gigli 3. 2nd period from last night 4. A baby buffalo being born (the miracle of life is fucking nasty) 5. 3rd period from last night

Ryan Reaves is tits on a bull

Empty the bench Turk.. Lazy and stupid don't win many games in this league

I want Hughes fucking pancaked before the night is out.

Goddammit Kreider

Cool story.

this makes my privates hurt.. Chytil has shown ZERO feel for the center position. He is moderately more comfortable at the wing.. I just don't get it.. Wanting something to work despite a metric shitton of evidence showing it doesn't work, and continuing to force it is absolutely maddening.

If Copp is available and Chytil is centering he 3rd line I'll be sad.

First deadline as GM. I think he blended needed quantity with relative quality and didn't give up the farm. A++ for not getting over his skis B+ for team upgrades. Getting Rooney and Kappo back, this lineup has some real balance. Hopefully it translates into some more 5x5 scoring. Either way, this roster is much better equipped for the playoffs than it was 24 hours ago.

What a win.. Fuck Carolina, due to their awful cable-centric tv deal the Canes games are the only games I get blacked out all season. Had to listen on the radio (which is not a bad thing to do every now and again).

Excellent passing drill with the goalie pulled. fucking awful

Chytil missed the net. In other breaking news, water is wet.

I’m convinced that if you threw a tennis ball at Trotz head it would go into orbit rather then hit him in the face.

Awful PP.

Hopefully McKegg.