LONG LONG LONG TIME FAN

Constantly injured. 'Nuff said about this ill-advised deal.

I never knew who he was but one of my coworkers I worked closely to used to have that x gone give it to ya song as his ringtone. Used to be super awkward since it’s an explicit lyrics song if we were in a quiet room during a serious assignment to have his ringer go off and play that song lol

 

Rest In Peace

 

Tell your co-worker to silence the ringer. Problem solved.

A well deserved victory. Will Sunday be a continuation of this type of effort or a regression of the usual? #93 goofed on a breakaway; #20 goofed on a penalty shot. uhhh... why is that nobody is blaming the goalie for this victory?

shesty fucking sucks. 8 goals in 2 games?

 

Rangers defense? Nah. It's the goalie once again.

Surely not the best of performances. Still an up & down team. There is no purpose to the pass, pass, pass mentality.

I found this gem over the weekend and figured you guys might get a kick out of it, so without further adieu....

 

MAN RULES

 

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

 

THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE: THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

 

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

 

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL! IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN!

 

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL!

 

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

 

• SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
  
• STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
  
• OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
  
• JUST FUCKING SAY IT!!!

 

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

 

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

 

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

 

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US!!!

 

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE!

 

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF!!!

 

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

 

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE!!

 

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS...PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS!

 

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE!

 

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

 

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY!

 

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL, HOCKEY, OR MOTOR SPORTS.

 

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES!

 

1. YOU HAVE WAY TOO MANY SHOES!!

 

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

 

1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT, BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

 

SHARE THIS WITH AS MANY GUYS AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...

 

SHARE THIS WITH AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!!!! :rofl:

 

Ozz ;)

 

Ridiculous!

Usual groaners about nothing that matters. Rangers WON!!! Uhhhh, I believe that is what matters. No one will remember this game or many others. Playoffs are the goal and what matters. Not how, when, where, why, how come, because of this or that or the other things. No team in the NHL is a pushover. Those that think otherwise are in dreamland. More factual data from the YUOA. Bye bye peeps.

Whoopee- Doo. One more " prospect ".

Emphatically no. Muted Hi-Def Smart TV while all snugly & cozy on the pure leather sofa with my sweetie-pie cheering on the " Boys In Blue ". No rowdy, drunken, cursing fans to contend with.

Bandwagon is filling @ rocket speed. Now the naysayers are all giddy over one game and all the players are all-stars. Altho I am always rooting FOR this team and there is plenty to smile about, it remains to be seen if they get consistently good goaltending and whether or not they can sustain a full 60 minute game, much less " go on a run ". Buffalo looming and the NYR can ill afford a letdown against a team that is floundering. That's the latest from the YUOA. Bye bye.

Players come and go. All GMS make good trades, mediocre trades and bad trades. Not too many people remember an average player once they are gone. Buckle up, you wannabe GMS! There will be more to come. Stay tuned to this station for more factual news from the YUOA!!

The NYR stunk up the joint! Disgraceful display. 2 straight lackluster performances.

Mika bandwagon is nearly full. C'mon naysayers, fill it to capacity. It's your moaning about @93 that got him back on track for sure. Who's next on the S***list? Howden might like some boosting posts.

Need another BOLD game from this squad. Stellar goaltending, robust defense, shoot the puck mentality, physical presence, superb coaching for 60 minutes! The Flyers will be out for revenge and blood. Lets root for the NYR to make them criers instead.

 

Bold game or fold game??

 

Bold game for a change. Took advantage of a Flyer team in disarray.... finally. uh... where are all the naysayers re: #93? Huh? I thought so.

Bold game or fold game??

Wannabe GMS at it again. BTW, always injured!!

This team is no where near being a contender, he?s about to start the downfall in age, he?s taking up ice time from both lottery picks, his value is at its highest now, maybe trading him is how you obtain another centerman. Not outlandish as you make it seem to be

 

Yeah. Dump an MVP caliber player in his prime. Got it. You're pic says it in a nutshell.

Is it a possibility? Obviously things changed with drafting Kakko and Lafreniere.

 

Unequivocally NO!

Hey! Hey! Surprise! Surprise! The NYR won a game that they were supposed to win. Another 2 points in the bank. Couple of biggies on the horizon. Onward & upward to the play-offs!!

Plenty of sympathy and well wishing from the usual naysaying culprits.

 

Speedy and successful recovery JJ. Best of health and success going forward.

And that's probably the game. Replica of last night.

 

Uh... Rangers won

5-1 caps.

Rangers relegated to the AHL

 

3-1 Rangers!! A 60 minute, all-around excellent effort from the net out. A well deserved victory.

Was the 9-0 win an abomination? Tonight may well tell the story. Washington has mucho talent led by AO. Plenty of toughness as well. Gotta play with smart with heart, determination, mental and physical toughness for 60 minutes.

 

 

 

A Yaysaying prophet? Nah. Just a realist. Disappointing loss that well could have been avoided. Wasted PPS with nil to show for them. Next game Wilson is back. Oh boy.

Not even bad rebounds, he was out of place on both of them, and he took himself out of the play. Those were easy saves had he been in position.

 

Ever play goalie or in the pros? Looks easy on TV.