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Niko

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  1. foot patrol must fucking suck. That'll be me for the next two years lol.
  2. Not going to lie, I had to google that. P.S., Officer K- My buddy who is on the job for 6 months is doing impact in Times Square. He says he gets asked by hot girls to pose for pictures atleast 15 times a day. Nothing wrong with that lol.
  3. I'mma be a sexy cop, doing all kinds of strip teases after hours. Plus, I'm not fat now and I don't sweat alot lol. I'm not worried.
  4. Phil, you have your season, I'll have mine. The only thing that sucks is that there's no hockey to watch. I still play, but no hockey on tv make homer something something. Other than that, I'm enjoying the weather, the BBQ's, the feeling of a nice cold beer after hockey when it's still 80 degrees out, sunlight until 9pm and ofcourse, the T and A on display. To quote Dave Chappelle: "I'm just a ***** that loves titties"
  5. to quote a jive dude from the 70's: "Bitches be lookin' bad"
  6. still, I'll go for a 5 mile run or play bball in the heat tonight lol.
  7. Phil, just go see a dermatologist. You sweat like Al Sharpton at a tax audit.
  8. I'm going to run over and fan you as you unload trucks as if i were an elderly African American in a baptist church like in "Don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood"
  9. This is the type of day I love running a full court bball game. Nothing like finishing a sport, being a sweaty, disgusting mess and being drained to feel like you got a good work out and accomplished something.
  10. LMFAO. What is this, Billy Madison?!?!?
  11. Vinny Mac's boys at dubya, dubya, dubya doing some underhanded stuff to poach talent? Why is that a surprise to anyones
  12. Vinny Mac's boys at dubya, dubya, dubya doing some underhanded stuff to poach talent? Why is that a surprise to anyones
  13. True that. That's exactly the reason why I'd only marry that one girl. We dated for close to 8 years since I was 16. She was with me thru out everything. So I can relate. Get your fair share of the pie than Rockin' Robin lol.
  14. That's exactly why I'd only marry one girl, and if not her, I'd just be one of those guys with a long term girl friend that never gets married. I work too hard and have come too far (and plan to go much further) to ever have to give half of everything I accomplished away. I also never plan to have kids, so that helps, lol.
  15. I just got tickets for Russell Peters' "Notorious Tour" when he hits the Barclay's Center in November. 15th row, on the floor, Center for face value. BANG! So psyched for that.
  16. I go to Staten Island every Saturday. Imagine that, I spend $40 a month crossing a fucking bridge lol, waste. But my friends wife feeds me lobster and steak almost every weekend, so it's worth it lol.
  17. The kicker is that the Verrazano was supposed to be free after the cost of its construction was paid back via tolls. Yeah, good job on that one NYC. Not only did the toll stay in effect, the toll GOES UP every 2 years lol. I remember being smaller and it costing $5 to cross the Verrazano. Now it's $13. $9.80 with an EZ pass.
  18. I grew up living by PT, man. Why do you think I don't take it now? I thought you were by the G train, which should just be the "Ghetto" train. I had to ride that train several times and always felt like I was going to get shanked on it. I would always be the "lowly snowflake" in the dark abyss on that train, having people say shit to me and what not. It always sucked.
  19. Youre the type of guy that beats his son if he cries, aren't you lol?
  20. Nah, Staten Island is better than any part of eastern Brooklyn, for sure. Take it from someone who lives here.
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