Drew a Penalty

"It" being their bulk order of new golf clubs.

My bigger takeaway from their numbers is that the Home Win % is 74% under O'Rourke and 59% under St. Laurent. All it takes is one PP in the Rangers favor to swing a game.

EASTERN CONFERENCE SEMI FINALS GAME #5 — 5/13/24 @ Location: Madison Square Garden — New York, NY Time: 7:00 PM TV: ESPN, TVAS, SN, CBC Radio: 98.7 FM, 107.1 FM, 710 AM, Sirius XM USEFUL LINKS: Coverage: @NYP_Brooksie • @StapeAthletic • @ColinSNewsday • @vzmercogliano • @MollieWalkerr Team Official: @NYRangers • NYR on Instagram Official Team Websites: nhl.com/rangers • nhl.com/hurricanes GameCenter - here Series Preview - here SERIES SCHEDULE: Team Leaders: Goals: Assists: Points: +/-: PIM: TOI/G (D): TOI/G (F): Vincent Trocheck (5) Mika Zibanejad (10) Mika Zibanejad (13) K'Andre Miller (+4) Braden Schneider (14) Adam Fox (23:48) Vincent Trocheck (23:20) Starting Lineup:^ Chris Kreider A / Mika Zibanejad A / Jack Roslovic Artemi Pınarın A / Vincent Trocheck / Alexis Lafrenière Will Cuylle / Alex Wennberg / Kaapo Kakko Barclay Goodrow A / Jonny Brodzinski / Jimmy Vesey Ryan Lindgren / Adam Fox A K'Andre Miller / Braden Schneider Erik Gustafsson / Jacob Trouba C ^Subject to change Starting Goaltender: Igor Shesterkin GS: REC: SV%: GAA: SO: 8 7-1 .927 2.25 0 Healthy Scratches: Matt Rempe, Louis Domingue, Adam Edstrom, Chad Ruhwedel, Zac Jones Injuries, Suspensions, Misc: Blake Wheeler [LTIR] — Demoted to team mascot; Available in break glass in case of emergency scenario Filip Chytil [DTD] — Illness Team Leaders: Goals: Assists: Points: +/-: PIM: TOI/G (D): TOI/G (F): Seth Jarvis, Jake Guentzel, Stefan Noesen (4) Brady Skjei, Sebastian Aho, Andrei Svechnikov (7) Sebastian Aho (10) Brady Skjei (+6) Stefan Noesen (21) Jacob Slavin (23:13) Sebastian Aho (22:19) Starting Lineup:^ Jake Guentzel / Sebastian Aho A / Andrei Svechnikov Teuvo Teravainen / Jordan Staal C / Seth Jarvis Jordan Martinook A / Jack Drury / Martin Necas Jesperi Kotkaniemi / Evgeny Kuznetesov / Stefan Noesen Jaccob Slavin A / Brent Burns Brady Skjei / Tony DeAngelo Dmitry Orlov / Jalen Chatfield ^Subject to change Starting Goaltender: Frederik Andersen GS: REC: SV%: GAA: SO: 8 5-3 .897 2.63 0 Healthy Scratches: Jackson Blake, Bradly Nadeau, Ryan Suzuki, Brendan Lemieux, Maxime Comtois, Scott Morrow, Dylan Coghlan, Ronan Seeley Injuries, Suspensions, Misc: Brett Pesce [IR] — Lower-body injury; Questionable for series Jesper Fast [IR] — Upper-body injury; Unlikely to recover before end of playoffs QUOTE(S) TO NOTE: “Second period, I thought our guys really pushed to get back in the game. We talked about winning the second period − just winning the second. It didn't matter the score; set it up for the third period. We did that.” — Peter Laviolette on the Rangers attempted comeback in Game 4 GIF to HYPE:

Moved this thread to the Bar Room where it belongs. Leaving up the chaos to remind us all that threads have titles and that reading comprehension is a valuable skill. Let's try and keep this to bar recommendations if any of those exist.

Caribou?

I got Hellefucked.

I'll let you pick which hole at the ticker tape parade.

Rangers All the Way

This is a bad take. Chuck has been a hockey fan for years and hasn't been shy about his preference for watching the NHL playoffs over the NBA playoffs.

Every series has a thread. Let's not reinvent the wheel.

I’d be just as content if he took McIlrath out of the play with a fight. As long as Sandin and Jensen are out, the Capitals are icing two AHL defensemen. Shorten their bench and force their defensemen to take more shifts.

I think he's also a beneficiary of Laviolette's system which provides him with more options on the rush. Under GG it felt as though the team never moved up the ice in numbers, and guys like Lafreniere would often have to dump instead of trying to 1 v 3 a defense. I don't have the statistics right in front of me, but they progressively became a worse rush team under GG than even Quinn. Now Lafreniere has 2-3 options that he didn't before or is sometimes one of those options himself.

REGULAR SEASON GAME #79 — 4/9/24 @ Location: UBS Arena — Elmont, NY Time: 7:00 PM TV: MSGSN, MSG 2 Radio: 98.7 FM, 107.1 FM, 710 AM, Sirius XM USEFUL LINKS: Coverage: @NYP_Brooksie • MollieeWalkerr • @ColinSNewsday • @vzmercogliano • @StapeAthletic Team Official: @NYRangers • NYR on Instagram Official Team Websites: nhl.com/rangers • nhl.com/islanders GameCenter - here Standings: RECORD: POSITION: ROW: P%: HOME: AWAY: S/O: LAST 10: STREAK: 53-21-4 (110 Points) 1st — Metropolitan 50 .705 28-10-0 25-11-4 3-3 8-2-0 W3 Team Statistics: DIFF: GF/GP: GA/GP: PP%: PK%: Corsi For (CF)%: +53 (6th) 3.45 (6th) 2.77 (7th) 26.4% (4th) 83.6% (3rd) 49.7% (19th) Team Leaders: Goals: Assists: Points: +/-: PIM: TOI/G (D): TOI/G (F): Artemi Panarin (46) Artemi Panarin (69) Artemi Panarin (115) Ryan Lindgren (+24) Barclay Goodrow (70) Adam Fox (23:26) Vincent Trocheck (21:22) Starting Lineup:^ Chris Kreider A / Mika Zibanejad A / Jack Roslovic Artemi Panarin A / Vincent Trocheck / Alexis Lafreniere Will Cuylle / Alex Wennberg / Kaapo Kakko Barclay Goodrow A / Jonny Brodzinski / Jimmy Vesey Ryan Lindgren / Adam Fox A K'Andre Miller / Jacob Trouba Erik Gustafsson / Braden Schneider ^Subject to change Starting Goaltender: Igor Shesterkin GS: REC: SV%: GAA: SO: 52 34-16-2 .911 2.64 3 Healthy Scratches: Matt Rempe, Zac Jones , Chad Ruhwedel Injuries, Suspensions, Misc: Filip Chytil [LTIR] — Died again; Out for season Blake Wheeler [LTIR] — Leg snapped like a twig; Out for season Standings: RECORD: POSITION: ROW: P%: HOME: AWAY: S/O: LAST 10: STREAK: 35-27-15 (85 Points) 3rd — Metropolitan 34 .552 18-10-10 17-17-5 1-4 6-4-0 W4 Team Statistics: DIFF: GF/GP: GA/GP: PP%: PK%: Corsi For (CF)%: -23 (24th) 2.95 (23rd) 3.21 (21st) 20.4% (20th) 72.2% (32nd) 47.3% (25th) Team Leaders: Goals: Assists: Points: +/-: PIM: TOI/G (D): TOI/G (F): Bo Horvat (32) Noah Dobson (58) Mathew Barzal (79) Alexander Romanov (+17) Anders Lee (68) Noah Dobson (24:51) Mathew Barzal (20:01) Starting Lineup:^ Casey Cizikas / Bo Horvat / Mathew Barzal Simon Holmstrom / Brock Nelson / Kyle Palmieri Anders Lee / J.G. Pageau / Pierre Engvall Matt Martin / Kyle MacLean / Cal Clutterbuck Alexander Romanov / Noah Dobson Adam Pelech / Ryan Pulock Mike Reilly / Robert Bortuzzo ^Subject to change Starting Goaltender: Semyon Varlamov GS: REC: SV%: GAA: SO: 24 11-8-4 .916 2.72 3 Healthy Scratches: Oliver Wahlstrom, Hudson Fasching, Sebastian Aho, Samuel Bolduc Injuries, Suspensions, Misc: Scott Mayfield [IR] — Lower body injury QUOTE(S) TO NOTE: “You definitely get a little more motivated. Just gotta play the way I can play. It’s good accountability. Can’t bring the slack. … You always want to be in there with the team. Just get better, learn from it.” - Jack Roslovic on his scratch and return to the lineup GIF to LOL: