What Non-Boxing/MMA Celebrity Would You Pick to Back You in a Bar Fight?

[Phil]

Stealing this from Answer the Internet and tweaking it to automatically eliminate the career Boxer/MMA replies.

Setting: You're in a local pub and a trio of 30-somethings have grown whiskey muscles. They surround you, and the first punch is seconds from being thrown. You cannot escape. You must engage, but you can pick one celebrity to help you avoid a beating.

I think I'm going Wesley Snipes. That dude is no joke, and grew up really training in numerous martial arts fields. Pretty sure he's a legit black belt.

[Ozzy]

Stone Cold Steve Austin

[josh]

 

Can you set the mood a little bit? Might give a better indication of what's about to go down to ensure I bring the right friend that evening.

[josh]

I'd pick Trump.

People would forget about me, and I'm sneaking out the backdoor.

[josh]

4 minutes ago, Ozzy said:

Stone Cold Steve Austin

what

[Phil]

1 minute ago, josh said:

I'd pick Trump.

People would forget about me, and I'm sneaking out the backdoor.

Plus, the Secret Service. Smart.

[Phil]

5 minutes ago, josh said:

Can you set the mood a little bit? Might give a better indication of what's about to go down to ensure I bring the right friend that evening.

Done. Check revised OP.

[LindG1000]

11 minutes ago, Phil said:

Stealing this from Answer the Internet and tweaking it to automatically eliminate the career Boxer/MMA replies.

Setting: You're in a local pub and a trio of 30-somethings have grown whiskey muscles. They surround you, and the first punch is seconds from being thrown. You cannot escape. You must engage, but you can pick one celebrity to help you avoid a beating.

I think I'm going Wesley Snipes. That dude is no joke, and grew up really training in numerous martial arts fields. Pretty sure he's a legit black belt.

Jackie Chan. He does his own stunts and has a proven track record of winning fights while surrounded.

[Mess11]

The dude in the new Jack Reacher flick .

[Albatrosss]

Jackie Chan

[Karan]

Joe Rogan.

[siddious]

The guy who played the mountain in game of thrones 

[josh]

4 minutes ago, siddious said:

The guy who played the mountain in game of thrones 

I thought he had a boxing match or some shit 

[josh]

Chandler Jones. 

He used to beat up Jon Jones and he's used to fighting multiple Jones Brothers so he should do OK 

[siddious]

24 minutes ago, josh said:

I thought he had a boxing match or some shit 

Oh thought he was just a aweigh lifter or something 

[Phil]

Having boxed or fought in MMA isn't disqualifying. Being a boxer or an MMA fighter is. I'm basically just asking everyone not to name whoever is UFC champion to make it a little more interesting.

[Pete]

How is it anyone other than Bruce Lee?

[siddious]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

How is it anyone other than Bruce Lee?

For starters he is a bit corpse-y

[Pete]

6 minutes ago, siddious said:

For starters he is a bit corpse-y

True, but that wasn't in the rules...

Otherwise I'm going to go with Ryan Reynolds. How do you not pick him for entertainment value, pure beauty, and he's Deadpool?

Edited December 8, 2021 by Pete

[Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc]

Gotta go with Zlatan. Heads would be flying

[Long live the King]

10 hours ago, Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc said:

Gotta go with Zlatan. Heads would be flying

He's left himself pretty vulnerable to a counter there...

[Long live the King]

James Harrison

[Keirik]

Vinny Jones