Phil Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Stealing this from Answer the Internet and tweaking it to automatically eliminate the career Boxer/MMA replies. Setting: You're in a local pub and a trio of 30-somethings have grown whiskey muscles. They surround you, and the first punch is seconds from being thrown. You cannot escape. You must engage, but you can pick one celebrity to help you avoid a beating. I think I'm going Wesley Snipes. That dude is no joke, and grew up really training in numerous martial arts fields. Pretty sure he's a legit black belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Stone Cold Steve Austin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Can you set the mood a little bit? Might give a better indication of what's about to go down to ensure I bring the right friend that evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 I'd pick Trump. People would forget about me, and I'm sneaking out the backdoor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ozzy said: Stone Cold Steve Austin what 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 7, 2021 Author Share Posted December 7, 2021 1 minute ago, josh said: I'd pick Trump. People would forget about me, and I'm sneaking out the backdoor. Plus, the Secret Service. Smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 7, 2021 Author Share Posted December 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, josh said: Can you set the mood a little bit? Might give a better indication of what's about to go down to ensure I bring the right friend that evening. Done. Check revised OP. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 11 minutes ago, Phil said: Stealing this from Answer the Internet and tweaking it to automatically eliminate the career Boxer/MMA replies. Setting: You're in a local pub and a trio of 30-somethings have grown whiskey muscles. They surround you, and the first punch is seconds from being thrown. You cannot escape. You must engage, but you can pick one celebrity to help you avoid a beating. I think I'm going Wesley Snipes. That dude is no joke, and grew up really training in numerous martial arts fields. Pretty sure he's a legit black belt. Jackie Chan. He does his own stunts and has a proven track record of winning fights while surrounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mess11 Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 The dude in the new Jack Reacher flick . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Jackie Chan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karan Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Joe Rogan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 The guy who played the mountain in game of thrones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, siddious said: The guy who played the mountain in game of thrones I thought he had a boxing match or some shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Chandler Jones. He used to beat up Jon Jones and he's used to fighting multiple Jones Brothers so he should do OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 24 minutes ago, josh said: I thought he had a boxing match or some shit Oh thought he was just a aweigh lifter or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 8, 2021 Author Share Posted December 8, 2021 Having boxed or fought in MMA isn't disqualifying. Being a boxer or an MMA fighter is. I'm basically just asking everyone not to name whoever is UFC champion to make it a little more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 How is it anyone other than Bruce Lee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Pete said: How is it anyone other than Bruce Lee? For starters he is a bit corpse-y 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, siddious said: For starters he is a bit corpse-y True, but that wasn't in the rules... Otherwise I'm going to go with Ryan Reynolds. How do you not pick him for entertainment value, pure beauty, and he's Deadpool? Edited December 8, 2021 by Pete 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Gotta go with Zlatan. Heads would be flying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the King Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 10 hours ago, Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc said: Gotta go with Zlatan. Heads would be flying He's left himself pretty vulnerable to a counter there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the King Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 James Harrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 Vinny Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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