BrooksBurner Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 I think he'd be a good 4th line center for us. Pros: Grew up a Rangers fan, blue is in his blood Provides leadership, runs an online forum Elevates those around him, took a ragtag of posters online and turned it into a good community that Larry Brooks lifts content from Would be best faceoff man on the team Upgrade over Howden Cons: Not sure if he can skate or not Might be too much of a family man to commit fully to the team Thinks a hot dog is a sandwich
Phil Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 LOL. Can skate. Definitely no where near "game shape," unless round qualifies. Just sign Brian Boyle is you want a soon-to-be 37-year-old player. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
Karan Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 Pros: - Would provide the most analytical post game interviews since Tom Renney.
Sharpshooter Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 Post game? He could thoroughly analyze the game as it's happening. Mic that shit up.
Phil Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 "Bro, your charts are all in red, you fuckin' loser!" I shout from the bench I haven't left since my first shift. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
Phil Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 I'm doing it for that league minimum money. I got loans to pay. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
L'albatros Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 Excellent communicator---as seen by having over 93K posts.
BlairBettsBlocksEverything Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 but how will he gel in the locker room?
Sharpshooter Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 but how will he gel in the locker room? With his hand! Edit: Bad hair gel joke, I know.
Sharpshooter Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 Phil getting interviewed during intermission: John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?" "Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value".
L'albatros Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 Phil getting interviewed during intermission: John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?" "Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value". ..."and he should be infracted"
siddious Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 Phil getting interviewed during intermission: John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?" "Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value". Jesus… Those post game interviews would be like reading a shayna Goldman article on the athletic Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Vodka Drunkenski Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 I think his wrestling background on the ice would be a breath of fresh air
Ozzy Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 I think his wrestling background on the ice would be a breath of fresh air Back suplex in the crease!!! "Hey! At least I didn't slash him!!" LOL
BrooksBurner Posted June 8, 2021 Author Posted June 8, 2021 Jesus… Those post game interviews would be like reading a shayna Goldman article on the athletic Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk "According to the Dom Luszczyszyn model..."
Phil Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 Back suplex in the crease!!! "Hey! At least I didn't slash him!!" LOL "where the fuck in the rule book is the rule against a lariat!? Show me!" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro 1
Karan Posted June 8, 2021 Posted June 8, 2021 I think his wrestling background on the ice would be a breath of fresh air Yea, until coach puts him out on ice at the same time as Tom Wilson. Nice knowing ya Phil :p
siddious Posted June 9, 2021 Posted June 9, 2021 "According to the Dom Luszczyszyn model..." Instant headache opening one of those articles Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Ozzy Posted June 9, 2021 Posted June 9, 2021 "where the fuck in the rule book is the rule against a lariat!? Show me!" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro "2 Minutes for a Lariat!!!" WHAT??? WHAT???? WHAT????? WHAT???????? ...I can hear it from Phil as he skates to the box!!! :rofl:
Blue Heaven Posted June 9, 2021 Posted June 9, 2021 Can Tony D come back, so Phil and Tony D can have a Donald Trump discussion?
Phil Posted June 9, 2021 Posted June 9, 2021 Can Tony D come back, so Phil and Tony D can have a Donald Trump discussion? :rofl:
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