BrooksBurner Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 I think he'd be a good 4th line center for us. Pros: Grew up a Rangers fan, blue is in his blood Provides leadership, runs an online forum Elevates those around him, took a ragtag of posters online and turned it into a good community that Larry Brooks lifts content from Would be best faceoff man on the team Upgrade over Howden Cons: Not sure if he can skate or not Might be too much of a family man to commit fully to the team Thinks a hot dog is a sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the King Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Glue! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 LOL. Can skate. Definitely no where near "game shape," unless round qualifies. Just sign Brian Boyle is you want a soon-to-be 37-year-old player. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karan Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Pros: - Would provide the most analytical post game interviews since Tom Renney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Post game? He could thoroughly analyze the game as it's happening. Mic that shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 "Bro, your charts are all in red, you fuckin' loser!" I shout from the bench I haven't left since my first shift. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Finally!!!! ...a real "enforcer"!!! :thumbs: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew a Penalty Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Only if Phil grows a mullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 I'm doing it for that league minimum money. I got loans to pay. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Excellent communicator---as seen by having over 93K posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlairBettsBlocksEverything Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 but how will he gel in the locker room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 but how will he gel in the locker room? With his hand! Edit: Bad hair gel joke, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Phil getting interviewed during intermission: John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?" "Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Phil getting interviewed during intermission: John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?" "Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value". ..."and he should be infracted" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Phil getting interviewed during intermission: John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?" "Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value". Jesus… Those post game interviews would be like reading a shayna Goldman article on the athletic Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka Drunkenski Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 I think his wrestling background on the ice would be a breath of fresh air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 I think his wrestling background on the ice would be a breath of fresh air Back suplex in the crease!!! "Hey! At least I didn't slash him!!" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted June 8, 2021 Author Share Posted June 8, 2021 Jesus… Those post game interviews would be like reading a shayna Goldman article on the athletic Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk "According to the Dom Luszczyszyn model..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Back suplex in the crease!!! "Hey! At least I didn't slash him!!" LOL "where the fuck in the rule book is the rule against a lariat!? Show me!" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karan Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 I think his wrestling background on the ice would be a breath of fresh air Yea, until coach puts him out on ice at the same time as Tom Wilson. Nice knowing ya Phil :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 "According to the Dom Luszczyszyn model..." Instant headache opening one of those articles Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 "where the fuck in the rule book is the rule against a lariat!? Show me!" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro "2 Minutes for a Lariat!!!" WHAT??? WHAT???? WHAT????? WHAT???????? ...I can hear it from Phil as he skates to the box!!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Heaven Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Can Tony D come back, so Phil and Tony D can have a Donald Trump discussion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Can Tony D come back, so Phil and Tony D can have a Donald Trump discussion? :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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