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UFA Signing Target: Phil in Absentia


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I think he'd be a good 4th line center for us.

 

Pros:

 

  • Grew up a Rangers fan, blue is in his blood
  • Provides leadership, runs an online forum
  • Elevates those around him, took a ragtag of posters online and turned it into a good community that Larry Brooks lifts content from
  • Would be best faceoff man on the team
  • Upgrade over Howden

 

Cons:

 

  • Not sure if he can skate or not
  • Might be too much of a family man to commit fully to the team
  • Thinks a hot dog is a sandwich

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Phil getting interviewed during intermission:

 

John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?"

 

"Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value".

 

..."and he should be infracted"

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Phil getting interviewed during intermission:

 

John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?"

 

"Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value".

 

Jesus… Those post game interviews would be like reading a shayna Goldman article on the athletic

 

 

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"where the fuck in the rule book is the rule against a lariat!? Show me!"

 

 

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"2 Minutes for a Lariat!!!"

WHAT???

 

WHAT????

 

WHAT?????

 

WHAT????????

 

...I can hear it from Phil as he skates to the box!!! :rofl:

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