Lori Loughlin 'Learning Prison Lingo,' Learning Martial Arts for Prison Sentence

[Phil]

?She?s knuckling down, learning the lingo and practicing martial arts to give off the impression she?s tough and to ward off potential bullies,? the source stated, adding that Lori ?knows there will be plenty of them in federal prison.?

 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/lori-loughlin-learning-prison-lingo-131601369.html

 

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From Full House to Big House. She should walk in on day one and just let 'em know "Becky's a bad bitch!"

[josh]

Life goal: go to prison with Lori Laughlin

[Slobberknocker]

she'll probably parlay it into a reality show

[Phil]

she'll probably parlay it into a reality show

 

"Becky in the Big House"

[NYR2711]

I would be shocked if they sent her to a hard federal prison. She is gonna go to one of those country club prisons most likely.

[L'albatros]

she should hire Kevin Hart

[Blue Heaven]

I would be shocked if they sent her to a hard federal prison. She is gonna go to one of those country club prisons most likely.

 

Max 45 years? LOL, their are hardcore criminals that get light sentences compared to what she did.

She'll get like 45 hours in jail and community service

[L'albatros]

I’d love to see her bending over to pick up soap technique

[josh]

Imagine being a guard

 

“Shower time”

 

[L'albatros]

I’d like to imagine being her cell mate