Phil Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 In the wild, no weapons, no rules. To the death. A. A grown male lion B. A grown male polar bear C. A grown male silver back gorilla Sent from my iPhone using Blueshirts Brotherhood mobile app powered by Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 2eZ. Polar bear. He'd likely be suffering from malnutrition and heat exhaustion due to climate change (getting warmer, food is scarce). He'd be lethargic, giving me better odds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fletch Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 a male lion, generally pretty lazy especially compared to a female, most worried about teeth, my choice. gorilla silver back super strong, teeth, notoriously bad tempered. no way i want the polar bear with those claws teeth size, plus fighting on ice snow cold. want no part of bleeding wounds and shredded clothing when it’s minus twenty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 a male lion, generally pretty lazy especially compared to a female, most worried about teeth, my choice. gorilla silver back super strong, teeth, notoriously bad tempered. no way i want the polar bear with those claws teeth size, plus fighting on ice snow cold. want no part of bleeding wounds and shredded clothing when it?s minus twentyFight location wasn't specified. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted July 19, 2019 Author Share Posted July 19, 2019 It was implied via "in the wild." Sent from my iPhone using Blueshirts Brotherhood mobile app powered by Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 The premise of this is sexist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 It was implied via "in the wild." Sent from my iPhone using Blueshirts Brotherhood mobile app powered by TapatalkNope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Polar bear can take down a Grizzly, and despite what Captain Planet says above, population is doing better than fine. I'll go with Lion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted July 19, 2019 Author Share Posted July 19, 2019 Nope. Yup. "The wild," implies "habitat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I'm taking the gorilla. If I'm going to die, I think I'd rather get my head bashed quick and knocked unconcious instead of the alternative of getting shredded open by claws and teeth. Worrying about "odds" here is like having better odds to hit the Powerball jackpot instead of the Mega Millions. Yeah, they're technically better, but does it really matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Lion is shorter, so I think you have your best chance at your only hope, which is jamming your thumbs in their eye sockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Lion for sure and go for the eyes. better odds than others. Gorilla will not only kill you but will buttfuck you while you're still breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Polar bear can take down a Grizzly, and despite what Captain Planet says above, population is doing better than fine. I'll go with Lion. I saw glaciers in Iceland. global warming is real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fletch Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Fight location wasn't specified. ;-) yeah, i probably am overthinking this. but in a zoo they’re not as daunting. they’ll still probably kill you but you’re getting a different version of the beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Polar Bear. He looks the friendliest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Polar bear can take down a Grizzly, and despite what Captain Planet says above, population is doing better than fine. I'll go with Lion.Captain planet? All counter with, we all know you never step foot in Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 When I want that authentic African experience, I just go to Brooks, Alberta. Canadian Proverb: "The wife told me to kiss her where it stinks, so I took her to Brooks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 For everyone picking lion, have you ever been clawed by a cat? Imagine that x50, no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Have you ever been drawn and quartered? That's how I imagine death by Gorilla is. The bear will just eat you piece by piece. Maybe even keep you alive so you're fresh for a couple weeks. I'll take the cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted July 20, 2019 Author Share Posted July 20, 2019 The point is that no option is a good one. I'm going lion too, for the record. Polar bear is guaranteed death over a long, drawn out period of time in which it'll likely eat you legs first. Fuck. That. The gorilla won't just kill you, but might violate you in the process. Double. Fuck. That. At the very least, if/when the lion gets the best of me, it's one or two good chomps before it finds my carotid, and ends me quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Nah. Me and polar bear be bffs. No chance of befriending gorilla or lion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puck Head Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I think the least chance of ?winning? would be against the polar bear. You?re talking 1200-1500 lbs vs 300-400 for the other two. But polar bears are cute and fun to pet Sent from my iPhone using Blueshirts Brotherhood mobile app powered by Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 And white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I think the least chance of “winning” would be against the polar bear. You’re talking 1200-1500 lbs vs 300-400 for the other two. But polar bears are cute and fun to pet Sent from my iPhone using Blueshirts Brotherhood mobile app powered by Tapatalk yo I though these things were slightly bigger than my dad. Half a ton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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