Pete

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This is what triggered the :wtf: moment.

Yea, and plus it only takes 10 seconds out of your day, so it's status quo.

She ain't werth it, brah.

Got, I can't remember the last time I bought a DVD.

Yea, he ate shit.

He either ate it when you weren't around, or there was someone home with him all the time to pick it up.

You need to ease into it brosef. TBQH, You'd probably have been better off focusing on the eating habits for a good 2 weeks before integrating the exercise routine.

Wanna borrow my brace?

All puppies eat their shit. What does what he did 9 months ago have to do with now? Did Max know 40 tricks when he was suckling the teet? And "commands" = tricks. Trainable =/= smart.

Ask if she wants to get some McD's after work.

I'd have to disagree, the ability to do tricks does not make a dog smart. It makes them trainable. Bax, however, is a genius.

Drink faster.

I'd hit you with the whiskey fist, if anything.

I know you're lying when you said "salad".

Well he's obviously loathe to go cold turkey.

The soup is still loaded with salt. Wean yourself off of it.

Which is the worst thing for you. Better get some steamed chicken and broccoli with brown sauce on the side.

You guys realize you're giving shit away, right?

:rofl: Thanks, man.

For those who asked...He's doing better than he was last night, but he's not home yet. The vet still doesn't know what was causing his symptoms, but they are doing more tests. His vitals are stable, so that is good. Slight chance we can bring him home tonight if he's stable. Thanks for all the well-wishes.

Repped later.

I love this place. :)