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    Nah. Me and polar bear be bffs. No chance of befriending gorilla or lion.
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    I think the least chance of “winning” would be against the polar bear. You’re talking 1200-1500 lbs vs 300-400 for the other two.
    But polar bears are cute and fun to pet


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    And white
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puck Head View Post
    I think the least chance of “winning” would be against the polar bear. You’re talking 1200-1500 lbs vs 300-400 for the other two.
    But polar bears are cute and fun to pet


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    yo I though these things were slightly bigger than my dad. Half a ton?
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    We have video of a polar bear near work, just taking a Sunday stroll along the ice. Stops, punched claw through ice, grabbed something....then continued walking.
    Our biologists waited a bit and then measured ice. I forgot what the depth was, but they essentially said he could rip through a 1 ton truck like it was tin foil


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    I mean I guess y'all just bitches scared of a little white bear.

    I'd just bring a bottle of Coke and it'd be all good.

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    I'd go gorilla or lion gorillas arent inherently aggressive and Male lions arent the true hunters, they lay down, the female would mess you up for just being in her area

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    would anyone rather fight an alligator?

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    Yes, dumb as fuck, people do it every day.

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    in the water?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCCP View Post
    would anyone rather fight an alligator?
    Yes. At least there's a fighting chance there if you can wrap around the snout before it opens it's jaws.

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    Yikes! All 3 are too painful. One of my nightmares is my snowmobile breaking down in the back country...at night of course...and me having to walk the trail out alone on foot before the bear attack.

    We had a relative killed by killer bees when his bulldozer exposed the HUGE nest in Texas. Not a good way to go either.

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    geez Frank. what else keeps you up at night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCCP View Post
    geez Frank. what else keeps you up at night?
    Dexter! We've been binging and have only 5 episodes left to the series.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCCP View Post
    Lion for sure and go for the eyes. better odds than others.
    Gorilla will not only kill you but will buttfuck you while you're still breathing.
    You still limp ?
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    Not anymore. But my eyes still twitch

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