Flynn

The refs sucked.. But going full turtle like you were up 6-0 going in to the 3rd remains mind-numbingly stupid approach. The players played like top shelf turds, but the staff face planted as bad if not worse.. They all shit in this bed, now they get to sleep in it for an extra night,

I'm not sure if I hate or like the extra day off.

Blake Wheeler incoming **ducks**

That goal had me thinking- short-handed 2 on 1, what are the outcomes with Trouba leading the rush and passing to ________ ? "Oh Fuck"- Wennberg- He'd take the pass right on the tape and chip it in the corner, Goodrow- would have been better off throwing a grenade with the pin pulled to him (thankfully Trouba recognized this), Gustafsson- he'd miss the net by 15 feet. "Christ- I don't feel good about this"- Kakko- 100% chance he his Anderson right in the eye of the hurricane on his jersey, even if he was 10 feet away from the net. Schneider/Cuylle/Rempe - Each would have the pass hit the tape, immediately shit their pants and fumble it without getting a clean shot off. "This should work... oh.. what the fuck was that?"- Kreider- Takes the pass, trucks Anderson while soring- goal waived off, 2 man advantage for Carolina. Lafreniere- backhand to forehand to backhand dekes that give Anderson vertigo to the point he misses the rest of the season- chips the backhand over the cage. Fox- perfect pass, 22mph wrister into an open catching glove. "At least he hot the net"- Lindgren/Roslovic/Miller- Probably saved, but at least on net and make the keeper work a bit. "Why has God Forsaken Me?" - Mika- perfect feed for the patented (in Sam voice) "one timer by Zibenejad... saved by Anderson". Game 5 Panarin- A perfect pass followed by a triple toe, triple salchow jump combo that wows the judges, but doesn't get the shot off (The judges are all 9.8 or 9.9 except the Russian judge who gives it a 6.2). "Holy shit! A Goal!"- Trocheck/Vesey- No-nonsense snapper in the back of the net. "Wildcard"- Igor receives a drop pass and fires a lase wrister top shelf.

Slept on it…. Yup.. Still fucking livid

Anyone see Lavy’s post game? I’d love to hear what he said

Blowing 3-0 leads in the NHL isn’t as uncommon as baseball.. if there was a team to do it again, its this Rangers team. The “No Quit in NY” is looking a bit questionable

Gutless pukes

Zero balls

Thats a hook

Chance to close and you let Carolina absolutely outplay you the first 45 is inexcusable

Embarrassingly bad.

Aho’s skate did fly out like he stepped on a landmine

Thats a brutal call

From your lips to Hockey God’s ears