I Was Today Years Old When I Learned...

TIL that Dexter Holland from The Offspring has a Ph.D. in molecular biology from USC.

And Greg Graffin from Bad Religion has a PhD in Zoology from Cornell. Couple of smart mother fuckers.

And Tom Morello has a degree from Harvard in Political Science.

He also worked as a male stripper.

And Tom Morello has a degree from Harvard in Political Science.

 

He also worked as a male stripper.

googling Tom Morello male stripper on my work computer

googling Tom Morello male stripper on my work computer

And today we'll find out the answer to the age-old question - who watches HR when HR breaches HR/IT policies?

Pre-YouTube and hand-held camera days, fyi. I wouldn't bother.

So wait, I've got a good one. Learned this during a Pirates baseball game broadcast today.

We all know pirates are always seen with eye patches and I think most assume that those eye patches were due to eye injuries from sword fights or other dangerous pirate activities.

Turns out that the Pirates actually used eye patches to maintain night vision in one eye. They would put the patch on over one eye if they were on deck in the bright sun and then could switch the patch to the other eye if they had to go do something below deck in the dim lighting and would be able to see well immediately rather than having to adjust to the lighting change.

So wait, I've got a good one. Learned this during a Pirates baseball game broadcast today.

 

We all know pirates are always seen with eye patches and I think most assume that those eye patches were due to eye injuries from sword fights or other dangerous pirate activities.

 

Turns out that the Pirates actually used eye patches to maintain night vision in one eye. They would put the patch on over one eye if they were on deck in the bright sun and then could switch the patch to the other eye if they had to go do something below deck in the dim lighting and would be able to see well immediately rather than having to adjust to the lighting change.

I'll be dammed.

Who's Moby?

a dick

So wait, I've got a good one. Learned this during a Pirates baseball game broadcast today.

 

We all know pirates are always seen with eye patches and I think most assume that those eye patches were due to eye injuries from sword fights or other dangerous pirate activities.

 

Turns out that the Pirates actually used eye patches to maintain night vision in one eye. They would put the patch on over one eye if they were on deck in the bright sun and then could switch the patch to the other eye if they had to go do something below deck in the dim lighting and would be able to see well immediately rather than having to adjust to the lighting change.

but then when they switched the patch to the "light" eye, that eye would go "dark" sighted...