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    Joe Thornton: Soft Body?

    Check out that picture. Is Peletron not making deliveries during the pandemic?

    https://nypost.com/2020/05/03/joe-th...from-daughter/

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    Hockey players have all kinds of body shapes. It's pretty weird.

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    It's in the Dad body category but it's upper class. Also, imagine being quarantined with a fucking infinity pool and that view in your backyard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morphinity View Post
    Hockey players have all kinds of body shapes. It's pretty weird.
    And he's 40 LOL. What was the expectation?

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    Lol news must be slow for this to be talked about. He looks like most 40 year old nhlers that aren’t impact players-anymore

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    He looks better without the beard.

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    at least that fucking beard is gone.


    Jagr got shit on one year in NY for looking "soft" in pre-season. He discussed that as he aged, he went into the season with more weight, as it kept his energy level higher through the entire season. Likewise, Joe is still from the older hockey world where you grew up drinking more than lifting/training, when given the choice.
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    Joe Thornton: 40 years old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sod16 View Post
    Check out that picture. Is Peletron not making deliveries during the pandemic?

    https://nypost.com/2020/05/03/joe-th...from-daughter/
    Off topic, but my fiance and I got one during the Pandemic (they are still delivering) and its worth it.
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    I so want to punch him in the face. Now stomach too

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlairBettsBlocksEverything View Post
    Off topic, but my fiance and I got one during the Pandemic (they are still delivering) and its worth it.
    It's a great workout. They must be making a killing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morphinity View Post
    It's a great workout. They must be making a killing.
    I'm a lazy POS and It's gotten me working out a lot more so it must be doing something right lol
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