Ozzy Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 You rascal. Explains your “enthusiasm “ LOL Hey man, I missed out on last night's game thread with you guys!! Looks like you guys had some epic posts in that one!! It may have been one for the ages! The shit with Phil and Pete not getting laid had me pissing my pants! :rofl: I'm hoping tonight to shed the chick early and hop on with you guys! See Phil, getting ass gets in the way of watching these games with you fucking bananas!!!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Explains Pete, but them again he was worse before the kids and marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Is this true, Pete? I've only been with you guys for about 3 years, so I wouldn't know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 I usually use this list as a "Go To" just in case.... "Top 5 signs It's been too long since you got laid" 1. Your condom collection has expired dates. 2. Wendy's has become your number one source of comfort. 3. The sausage aisle at the grocery store is suddenly intriguing. 4. Your bed has a dent in the middle of it. 5. The last time you got a piece of ass, your finger went through the toilet paper. :thumbs: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddynyc Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 I usually use this list as a "Go To" just in case.... "Top 5 signs It's been too long since you got laid" 1. Your condom collection has expired dates. 2. Wendy's has become your number one source of comfort. 3. The sausage aisle at the grocery store is suddenly intriguing. 4. Your bed has a dent in the middle of it. 5. The last time you got a piece of ass, your finger went through the toilet paper. :thumbs: LOL !!!! now you need to make it a top 10 Ozzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 I usually use this list as a "Go To" just in case.... "Top 5 signs It's been too long since you got laid" 1. Your condom collection has expired dates. 2. Wendy's has become your number one source of comfort. 3. The sausage aisle at the grocery store is suddenly intriguing. 4. Your bed has a dent in the middle of it. 5. The last time you got a piece of ass, your finger went through the toilet paper. :thumbs: taken from experience? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 taken from experience? Oh Absolutely!!!! I was gonna tell you the one about how I used to date my English teacher, but she dumped me for improper use of the colon!!! :rofl: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 LOL !!!! now you need to make it a top 10 Ozzy Remember those top 10's from the old site, Paddy??? Oh god! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Oh Absolutely!!!! I was gonna tell you the one about how I used to date my English teacher, but she dumped me for improper use of the colon!!! :rofl: oh...I thought she dumped u for ignoring her periods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 oh...I thought she dumped u for ignoring her periods? Well done, sir!!! LOL :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 An Ozzy reference for Ozzy regarding the Playoff Train: ALLLLL ABOOOOAAARRRRDDDD!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Here one last one for the day: A store manager calls into his office, one of his employees to tell her about the company downsizing. He said, “I’m not sure how to tell you this, but I’ve got a tough decision to make. I’ve either got to lay you, or Jack off.” She stands up, looked him dead in the face and said, “Jack off!!! I’ve got a headache!!!” :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverRangerFrank Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Suddenly get the feeling of being on MetroNorth and stopped along the siding waiting for another train to pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LONG LONG LONG TIME FAN Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Remember those top 10's from the old site, Paddy??? Oh god! :D Yeah. The site you had a big part in ruining? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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