Mike

I don’t care who they play, I want the Rangers to have home ice all the way. Fla won’t make the conf finals giving up 6 goals a fuckin game, so they can suck my dick. If playoff Shesterkin resembles regular season Shesterkin …. see you in the finals, bitches. 

:rofl:

 

I wish!! I walked all 18 after not playing for over a year. I was fucking wiped out yesterday when I got home. I couldn't even get the energy to drag the fucking pails to the curb for garbage day! LOL

 

Here's the course, Mike: http://offcourse.co/courses/scorecard/west-sayville-golf-course

 

...played it from the White tees:

 

I birdied #5, #9, and #10

 

Bogey on #2 (three-putted from 65 feet)

Double on #7 (drive into the woods with Smokey the Bear!) ;)

Bogey on #12 (pulled it into the trap left side)

 

:thumbs:

If you’re trying to get me to like you, it’s not working

Had a 73 today with 3 birdies, but holy shit! I ran outta gas on the back nine! Went 37-36-73 at West Sayville on Long Island. Where they don't know how or where to cut a hole! :rofl:

Par 3 course?

I hear you loud and clear, Mike and agree. I was also in the predicament of needing it done 'right now' because even though I began asking several contractors for estimates 3-4 months ago, suddenly everyone became too busy with new projects to even come look. One really good company came by (another referral from family) and he talked about some of his guys willing to work Saturday night and Sundays...but he never even gave me an estimate. Finally his wife called me and apologized that they are so swamped that she cannot even get estimates out and that the soonest they could get here would be December. So, yeah, I was in a desperate spot. The last thing I wanted was a line of people waiting to get in and having to look at that step all f'ed up.

 

Here's a link to the Realtor photos: https://www.abdelhometour.com/videotours/9-gala-drive

She ain’t lyin. I’m into August and have 6 estimates I have to write up by Saturday and 3 more to go look at Monday and Tuesday.

1. Don’t hire friends unless it’s me. Why? Because I show up and do what’s expected no matter the customer. Yes, I spilled paint on Pete’s flagstone, but lets face it ... who fuckin cares about him?

2. Don’t ask contractors for a discount. Use them or don’t based on recos or your feel for them when you meet them. If a contractor gives you a discount because you asked, that means he was ripping you off in his original proposal. Could be a few bucks, could be more, point is, don’t put a guy on the spot because he may not treat your project like he’s supposed too.

3. Get 2 or 3 quotes top. If 1 is substantially lower, throw it in the garbage next to Pete’s flagstone.

Do you have any grey poupon?

Favorite movie?

Favorite kids movie?

What cellphone do you have?

While golfing, how many times has your ball struck others?

1. No

2. A Few Good Men - Sleepers

3. Don’t watch them so I couldn’t tell you. Yes, even with 2 kids, never took them to the movies. That was my mother in-laws thing to do with them.

4. Other people? Twice

Oh Shit, Mike's a golfer!!! Me too! I'm headed out to play right now!!!

 

...and I'm wearing that exact outfit!! It matches my purse!!! :rofl:

 

Hey Mike, I'm a 4 handicap, so I may need some pointers from you man!! ...gotta get down to 1 this year!!! :thumbs:

You’re a 4 and you want to ask me for pointers to get to a 1? Use the eraser on the pencil.

-The government calls you tomorrow and says you have to change your name immediately for some reason- what are you changing it to?

 

-if hockey disappeared what would you become a bigger fan of?

 

- you’re stranded on an island with and islanders fan, a devils fan, and a flyers fan. You only have one bullet. Who do you kill?

 

Favorite pizza toppings?

 

If you won the lottery and could move anywhere in the world, where would you go?

 

What would your porn star name be?

 

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1. Wow, lol .... uhhh Mike Hunt ? Btw, this made me think way too much, so I just went the easy route.

2. Football

3. Lay up question - Devils

4. Peppers and onions

5. I’d stay in the US, I’m not one for much change. Probably Florida so I can play 36-54 holes every day 365

6. Danny Grandong

Would you continue to play golf if every course in the country mandated this dress code tomorrow:

 

Yes

Some golf questions:

 

1) What got you into playing golf?

2) What's the lowest you ever shot? How did it all come together?

3) What's your favorite course you've played and why?

4) What's one course you want to play before you die?

1. My friends - they played, I didn’t, they made me come once, rest is history.

2. 78 - craziest shit ever, 2 rain delays. Finished on a sloppy course, but there was no way I was walking away at any point during the round. I think I was even after 4, rain. +2 at the turn, rain. Waited till it let up and played the back.

3. Bay Creek in Va. 18 by Nicholas and 18 by Palmer. All 36 were sick. Just gorgeous scenery on every hole. The beach, bay, ocean ... awesome. Fairways on a pro course are stupid. Greens are crazy. I hit the 1st hole par 5 in 2, putted off the green into a bunker and carded an 8

4. Never gonna happen ... Augusta. I’d be all in for Pebble Beach though, that’s realistic.

Hey Mike!!

 

Sorry I'm late with this one!

 

1. What the most useless thing you have in your garage?

 

2. What's the coolest thing you've ever purchased?

 

3. What's your biggest pet peeve?

 

4. What's one confession that you've never told anyone but you would tell us?

 

5. What's your favorite Rangers memory, prior to 1994?

 

:thumbs:

1. My garage is a very well organized workshop. However, there is attic space for storage, so I’d say my fuckin wife’s holiday bins with all shit in them in the attic space.

2. For work - Festool vacuum sander

For fun - I don’t really buy toys, so I’ll have to say my 2001 Lincoln LS V8 special edition

3. Jesus, so many .... either bad drivers or when people in my house leave drawers slightly open

4. Interesting ... I have a few I wouldn’t tell anyone lol. But for the sake of it, I fucked a girl that my mother used to work with and they were very close. She’s only 5 years older than me, but she’s like part of the family. My wife knows her well and chats with her from time to time. It was long before I was married, but no one knows, not even my brother.

5. Went to a Rangers Bruins game in the late 70’s or early 80’s. Sat right behind the Rangers bench about 10 rows back. Some Bruin’s fan near us was cursing at Nick Fotiu all game, then started chirping Fotiu about his mom. Fotiu’s cousin was sitting at the top of the isle. Lets just say it didn’t end well for the Bruin’s fan. Fast forward to 2009, I meet Fotiu with my dad and son at an event at the Garden when you get to skate on the ice before the game. My father and I tell him the story and he remembered it like it happened 2 days ago. Lol

What's the biggest food sin and why is it ketchup on a bacon, egg, be cheese?

 

 

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Oh wait, I think I misunderstood and read too fast

Hey Mike!!

 

Sorry I'm late with this one!

 

1. What the most useless thing you have in your garage?

 

2. What's the coolest thing you've ever purchased?

 

3. What's your biggest pet peeve?

 

4. What's one confession that you've never told anyone but you would tell us?

 

5. What's your favorite Rangers memory, prior to 1994?

 

:thumbs:

Love these questions, about to go into PT, I’ll be back later

What's the biggest food sin and why is it ketchup on a bacon, egg, be cheese?

 

 

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Oreos and pistachio ice cream

I don’t put ketchup on my BEC

Which would you rather get tattooed on your forearm: the Chinese symbol for "horse dick" or "live laugh love?"

Horse dick. My love range isn’t wide enough where I’d be spreading it.

You can make any non-superstar a Ranger tomorrow. Who is it?

 

What's the best fast food?

 

Best concert you've ever been to?

Roope Hintz

Chik fil A or Chipotle

I’ve only been to one concert in my life, Billy Joel

Fast forward five+ years. Michael is signed by the Islanders. Now what?

 

 

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Root for a goalie fight at center ice at MSG

How’s your kid?

How’s your brother?

How’ve you been?

What’s your next future ex-Ranger jersey?

Who is a player that Shanny refused to give you dirt on?

 

Sincerely, the poster formerly known as Cash or Czech. Miss ya man

 

 

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He’s good, graduating in a few weeks. My daughter is a junior. Crazy, right?

He’s good, him and Benny just asked for you last week. Lol

I’m good, same shit

My jerseys are blank. You’re thinking of Michael. Lol. He’s got Zib, Panarin and Shesty atm

He never refused me dirt on a player, just didn’t disclose who Avery’s targets were. Lol

Now that your kid is older, was all the youth hockey worth it?

Absolutely. His best friend in life was his teammate at 7 years old. It made him mentally tough, gave him structure, and possibly will open doors in the future for his career path. Also, he’s not done yet, so could be a wilder ride in college !

Would you sacrifice a child to see the Rangers win a Cup in person? If so, which child?

 

MFK: AV, Quinn, Torts?

 

Peeing in the sink — genius or gross?

Does Dan count as my child? If not, then no.

M - AV

K - Quinn

F - JT

In a house? Gross. On a job out of desperation? Genius.

Do you pee in the shower?

I’m 48, so about 3-4 times in one wash.

How do you feel about G hogging the spitlight for so long?

 

Bagels, toast, or english muffins?

G can have the glory, he deserves it. He puts up with me about things you’ll never know.

All of the above. I wouldn’t be upset if any of those were on the table when I walk downstairs. To elaborate further, (all things toasted medium, like a light crisp) bagel toasted with a little butter. Toast with butter. EM with butter and a drop of jelly, sometimes a dab of peanut butter.

Did you ever beat Bluephoria up?

No, but I occasionally envision it

Did you play hockey professionally or were you on track to? What happened?

 

How did you settle in fucking rural NJ?

 

Is deep dish actually pizza?

 

Please write your thoughts on ketchup and why it is nothing more than a flavor masking condiment. (limit 500 words, will be graded on an A-F scale)

I played hockey for the reasons 99% of players do ... fun and pussy

Moved here at 13. Kept going back and spending a lot of time in NY. I don’t regret it, I have 2 separate friend groups (and they belong separated)

No fuckin way

I love ketchup on everything it belongs on ... burgers, fries and meatloaf. If you put ketchup on a steak, you’re a cunt. If you put it on chicken, you’re an asshole.