SaveByRichter35 Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 On 1/21/2023 at 11:47 AM, BlairBettsBlocksEverything said: Parenthood has aged me. I somehow threw my back/shoulder out getting up from the toilet. A few times I have gotten cramps from reaching around to wipe my ass. Getting old sucks. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 5 hours ago, SaveByRichter35 said: A few times I have gotten cramps from reaching around to wipe my ass. Getting old sucks. Glad I’m not the only one lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 I need to stretch before I even attempt. It's quite a scene. Sometimes, a family member will walk in while I'm doing this. Surely they secretly hope I'm put out of my misery at some point shortly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Just remember Sopranos...."GiGi died takin' a shit!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 On 1/24/2023 at 4:21 PM, SaveByRichter35 said: A few times I have gotten cramps from reaching around to wipe my ass. Getting old sucks. Get a Toto toilet. No more need to for toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 7 hours ago, CCCP said: Get a Toto toilet. No more need to for toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 3 hours ago, siddious said: My ass deserves the best 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 On 1/24/2023 at 4:21 PM, SaveByRichter35 said: A few times I have gotten cramps from reaching around to wipe my ass. Getting old sucks. Fuck I just threw out my back laughing because this is true! I'm glad I'm not the only one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 16 hours ago, CCCP said: Get a Toto toilet. No more need to for toilet paper Intrigued. Explain? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 (edited) 22 hours ago, CCCP said: Get a Toto toilet. No more need to for toilet paper Never heard of it. Also who said anything about paper? Huggies natural care wipes is the only thing that touches my bunghole. Edited February 5, 2023 by SaveByRichter35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 (edited) 17 hours ago, Keirik said: Intrigued. Explain? Its a toilet and a bidet in one. You press a button and a jet of water shoots at your dirty area. Then press another button and it dries it. www.totousa.com http:// www.totousa.com Edited February 6, 2023 by CCCP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 12 hours ago, SaveByRichter35 said: Never heard of it. Also who said anything about paper? Huggies natural care wipes is the only thing that touches my bunghole. You must go through a pack each time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 20 hours ago, CCCP said: You must go through a pack each time A pack of wipes every time I shit? Nah. These wipes are more resilient than paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 Less than 8 weeks away.....I can't tell if I'm excited or if I should change my identity and move to another continent.....again..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Keirik said: Less than 8 weeks away.....I can't tell if I'm excited or if I should change my identity and move to another continent.....again..... I'll keep the light on for you dude...just in case! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 (edited) 20 hours ago, Keirik said: Less than 8 weeks away.....I can't tell if I'm excited or if I should change my identity and move to another continent.....again..... I know you're joking (semi), but I can't imagine life without my kids (3y and 6mo). Wouldn't change it for anything. Everyone is different though. My wife and I were largely homebodies pre-kids. Sure we went out on occasion to dinner or whatever, and an occasional weekend activity of some sort, but not frequent enough to miss. Some couples thrive on that stuff though, and those are the ones that have a bigger adjustment IMO. Especially if they don't have some family help close by to still engage in that stuff on a more regular basis. Edited February 16, 2023 by BrooksBurner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, BrooksBurner said: I know you're joking (semi), but I can't imagine life without my kids (3y and 6mo). Wouldn't change it for anything. Everyone is different though. My wife and I were largely homebodies pre-kids. Sure we went out on occasion to dinner or whatever, and an occasional weekend activity of some sort, but not frequent enough to miss. Some couples thrive on that stuff though, and those are the ones that have a bigger adjustment IMO. Especially if they don't have some family help close by to still engage in that stuff on a more regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Pete said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, BrooksBurner said: I know you're joking (semi), but I can't imagine life without my kids (3y and 6mo). Wouldn't change it for anything. Everyone is different though. My wife and I were largely homebodies pre-kids. Sure we went out on occasion to dinner or whatever, and an occasional weekend activity of some sort, but not frequent enough to miss. Some couples thrive on that stuff though, and those are the ones that have a bigger adjustment IMO. Especially if they don't have some family help close by to still engage in that stuff on a more regular basis. That makes sense. My wife is a home body. I think she’s a reincarnate of an Amish woman. Asleep by sundown. She’s also 11 years younger than I am. I am mostly joking but there is going to be a gigantic adjustment for me specifically. I never planned on marrying and I really never planned on kids. The better half had very different plans. I don’t regret it at all though. I love that woman lol. I’m just used to going out most nights. Nothing bad or rock star partying by any means. I just prefer a couple of hours with the boys to unwind before getting to sleep by 1. It’ll be a fun little scienctific experiment to see how long it takes to house train me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Parsley Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 Well, my younger daughter has been puking every 20-30 minutes since the start of the Rangers game….4+ hours ago. Gonna be a fun night! Yeah parenting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Parsley said: Well, my younger daughter has been puking every 20-30 minutes since the start of the Rangers game….4+ hours ago. Gonna be a fun night! Yeah parenting! Ouch. Sounds fun lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsley Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Keirik said: Ouch. Sounds fun lol Ha. She stopped puking around 1:30am. Puked once more at 3:30am and hasn't since. Got a few hours of sleep atleast. Nothing worse than seeing your own kid sick and miserable. Atleast the Rangers won last night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 27 days away.…… holy fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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