Patrick Bateman Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I just psych myself out "damn why did he stand next to me" "he probably notices that I'm not pissing because there's no noise" "he probably thinks I'm just standing here to check some dicks out" "If I zip up and leave he will know" "If I piss when he leaves he will hear and know" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 U have problems. lok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 This thread started as a regular funny internet chat, but quickly turned into a National Geographic style list of observations of human behavior. "Here we see the Russian-American man in his natural urination habitat. He ponders the time lost spend on the porcelain throne, which given his comfortable seating reminds him in no way of the former gulag." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 U have problems. lok u do 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 This thread started as a regular funny internet chat, but quickly turned into a National Geographic style list of observations of human behavior. "Here we see the Russian-American man in his natural urination habitat. He ponders the time lost spend on the porcelain throne, which given his comfortable seating reminds him in no way of the former gulag." lmao. U suggesting that i pee sitting down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 u do 2 Obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 lmao. U suggesting that i pee sitting down? It's more of a sneaky attempt to figure out how often you shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 I havent figured that one out yet. I will share once i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chizz Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I shit Mon-Fri at 4:30 am and Sat/Sun at 7:30am. I have my body on a pretty good schedule. Obviously there are days where I go twice, but that's rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Lothbrok Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Two things: 1) I have an exceptionally small bladder, and have been tested for everything under the sun, but apparently I'm just wired to go every hour. It's horrible. Wake up every night 2 or 3 times to go. 2) Don't wanna pee next to someone sans-partition at a urinal? Wait behind them for THEIR urinal. People get so weirded out that you don't take the empty one that they zip up and leave immediately. I love it. One guy actually told me that the urinal next to him was open and I responded with, "That's okay. I'll wait." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chizz Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Two things: 1) I have an exceptionally small bladder, and have been tested for everything under the sun, but apparently I'm just wired to go every hour. It's horrible. Wake up every night 2 or 3 times to go. 2) Don't wanna pee next to someone sans-partition at a urinal? Wait behind them for THEIR urinal. People get so weirded out that you don't take the empty one that they zip up and leave immediately. I love it. One guy actually told me that the urinal next to him was open and I responded with, "That's okay. I'll wait." I'm the same way. It sucks. Especially being that I work outdoors in the city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 Two things: 1) I have an exceptionally small bladder, and have been tested for everything under the sun, but apparently I'm just wired to go every hour. It's horrible. Wake up every night 2 or 3 times to go. 2) Don't wanna pee next to someone sans-partition at a urinal? Wait behind them for THEIR urinal. People get so weirded out that you don't take the empty one that they zip up and leave immediately. I love it. One guy actually told me that the urinal next to him was open and I responded with, "That's okay. I'll wait." Thats some fucked up shit. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizz GAWD Lav No Cap FrFr Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 That's quite a bit of thrust. I'm more of an endurance pisser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZebraDude Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Weirdest thread EVER. Figures the OP is Simon. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted October 27, 2013 Author Share Posted October 27, 2013 Without weird stuff and weird people life would be boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZebraDude Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Without weird stuff and weird people life would be boring. Agreed. We all have a purpose......:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentosman42 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 This summer there were multiple days that I drank 1.5+ gallons of water and didnt take a piss at all. That being said it was the couple weeks where it was 90+ degrees and I probably could have filled a swimming pool with sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted October 27, 2013 Author Share Posted October 27, 2013 This summer there were multiple days that I drank 1.5+ gallons of water and didnt take a piss at all. That being said it was the couple weeks where it was 90+ degrees and I probably could have filled a swimming pool with sweat. u ate too many mentor, thats why u drank so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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