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    UFA Signing Target: Phil in Absentia

    I think he'd be a good 4th line center for us.

    Pros:

    • Grew up a Rangers fan, blue is in his blood
    • Provides leadership, runs an online forum
    • Elevates those around him, took a ragtag of posters online and turned it into a good community that Larry Brooks lifts content from
    • Would be best faceoff man on the team
    • Upgrade over Howden


    Cons:

    • Not sure if he can skate or not
    • Might be too much of a family man to commit fully to the team
    • Thinks a hot dog is a sandwich

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    LOL. Can skate. Definitely no where near "game shape," unless round qualifies. Just sign Brian Boyle is you want a soon-to-be 37-year-old player.


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    Pros:
    - Would provide the most analytical post game interviews since Tom Renney.
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    Post game? He could thoroughly analyze the game as it's happening. Mic that shit up.

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    "Bro, your charts are all in red, you fuckin' loser!" I shout from the bench I haven't left since my first shift.


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    Finally!!!! ...a real "enforcer"!!!

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    Only if Phil grows a mullet.

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    I'm doing it for that league minimum money. I got loans to pay.


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    Excellent communicator---as seen by having over 93K posts.

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    but how will he gel in the locker room?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlairBettsBlocksEverything View Post
    but how will he gel in the locker room?
    With his hand!

    Edit: Bad hair gel joke, I know.
    Last edited by Sharpshooter; 06-08-2021 at 04:20 PM.

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    Phil getting interviewed during intermission:

    John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?"

    "Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpshooter View Post
    Phil getting interviewed during intermission:

    John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?"

    "Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value".
    ..."and he should be infracted"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpshooter View Post
    Phil getting interviewed during intermission:

    John: "What are your thoughts on Cythil?"

    "Well, if you take his AAV, divide it by Pi and multiply it by half the circumference of MSG, he is well overpaid by $25,000 and way over market value".
    Jesus… Those post game interviews would be like reading a shayna Goldman article on the athletic


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    I think his wrestling background on the ice would be a breath of fresh air
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vodka Drunkenski View Post
    I think his wrestling background on the ice would be a breath of fresh air
    Back suplex in the crease!!! "Hey! At least I didn't slash him!!" LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by siddious View Post
    Jesus… Those post game interviews would be like reading a shayna Goldman article on the athletic


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    Back suplex in the crease!!! "Hey! At least I didn't slash him!!" LOL
    "where the fuck in the rule book is the rule against a lariat!? Show me!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vodka Drunkenski View Post
    I think his wrestling background on the ice would be a breath of fresh air
    Yea, until coach puts him out on ice at the same time as Tom Wilson. Nice knowing ya Phil

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