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Alright, so up next in this thing, I'm going to turn it over to my fellow Canuck (and apparently the biggest Don Cherry fan on the board): Dunny

 

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You get to start off with these, courtesy of Josh, and a couple from me.

 

1) Do you have a sink with a garbage disposal?

2) Have you ever driven a zero-turn lawn mower?

3) If you could eliminate one thing from/originated in the US, what is it?

4) When is the last time you looked up an ex online?

5a) Ever been arrested? (and does it have anything to do with the previous question)

 

5b) How often do you access Pornhub (or equivalent)?

5c) If you could eliminate one thing from/originated in Canada (other than Justin Trudeau), what is it?

5d) The Rangers make it to the Stanley Cup Finals this summer. Right before Game 1 of the series, David Quinn gets put into COVID protocol again. Which NHL head coach (past or present) do you want taking his place behind the bench for the series? And why?

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Alright, so up next in this thing, I'm going to turn it over to my fellow Canuck (and apparently the biggest Don Cherry fan on the board): Dunny

 

tenor.gif

 

You get to start off with these, courtesy of Josh, and a couple from me.

 

1) Do you have a sink with a garbage disposal?

2) Have you ever driven a zero-turn lawn mower?

3) If you could eliminate one thing from/originated in the US, what is it?

4) When is the last time you looked up an ex online?

5a) Ever been arrested? (and does it have anything to do with the previous question)

 

5b) How often do you access Pornhub (or equivalent)?

5c) If you could eliminate one thing from/originated in Canada (other than Justin Trudeau), what is it?

5d) The Rangers make it to the Stanley Cup Finals this summer. Right before Game 1 of the series, David Quinn gets put into COVID protocol again. Which NHL head coach (past or present) do you want taking his place behind the bench for the series? And why?

 

Fuck off. You'll now all discover what a wretched soul I truly am.

 

1. No, I'm poor. I did meet somebody with one, once.

 

2. Yes, I'd like one, but no property, see: 1. It's my dream to cut grass for a living like Forrest Gump.

 

3. American Cheese. It's a fucking Kraft slice.

 

4. When was the last time I jerked off?

 

5a) No, unless a 12 hour counts, then yes, several times in my younger days.

 

b) Never, see: 4

 

c) The smarmy sense of moral superiority, particularly towards our neighbours.

 

d) Pat Burns, for purely nostalgic reasons. Maybe Bob 'Artley because he makes people angry.

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If you were a female, and Karan traveled 3,000 miles to see you for a date, would you put out?

You wake up tomorrow and you are stuck with another forum members forum handle, and you are stuck with it, whos name you taking?

What is your favorite candy?

What is the oldest thing you own?

When is the last time you used a crayon?

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1) Yes, I believe that's obligatory, though I may be a little old fashioned.

 

2) QuickRelease, it works in different ways, and at least we could pretend he came back

 

3) Cherry Blasters

 

4) My wife

 

5) I can't recall using one, I can recall picking approximately 400,000 up off the floor over the past decade.

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Ok Dunny...let's do this!!!

 

1. Elizabeth Hurley or Paulina Porizkova?

 

2. Who is the most entertaining mod on this forum in your opinion?

 

3. Who is your LEAST favorite Ranger of this season, and why?

 

4. If you had a chance to see one athlete you've never seen play live, in his/her prime, who would it be?

 

5. What's your biggest sports pet peeve?

 

Go get 'em Dunny!!!! :thumbs:

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You’re a washed up career minor league pitcher who’s arm is one pitch away from a career ending injury and you know it. Suddenly, in your first and last appearance in the bigs, you’re sent in with a 3-2 count already on the board. Roger Clemens came back at the age of 59 and just couldn’t finish the at bat. Tested positive for “b-12 shots” mid 9th inning. You’re in the ALCS game 7 bottom 9 bases loaded two outs up by 1 run pitching for the New York Yankees against the Toronto Blue Jays.

 

Do you give it everything for this last pitch and strike out Guerrero jr, thus going down as a small part in Yankee lore where some day you can be joining Old Timers Day with Jim Leyritz en co or do you throw in a cookie letting Vlad crush one and send the Blue Jays to the World Series for the first time since Joe Carter gave you the feels while you’re personally branded as the never was that blew his one and only chance?

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You’re a washed up career minor league pitcher who’s arm is one pitch away from a career ending injury and you know it. Suddenly, in your first and last appearance in the bigs, you’re sent in with a 3-2 count already on the board. Roger Clemens came back at the age of 59 and just couldn’t finish the at bat. Tested positive for “b-12 shots” mid 9th inning. You’re in the ALCS game 7 bottom 9 bases loaded two outs up by 1 run pitching for the New York Yankees against the Toronto Blue Jays.

 

Do you give it everything for this last pitch and strike out Guerrero jr, thus going down as a small part in Yankee lore where some day you can be joining Old Timers Day with Jim Leyritz en co or do you throw in a cookie letting Vlad crush one and send the Blue Jays to the World Series for the first time since Joe Carter gave you the feels while you’re personally branded as the never was that blew his one and only chance?

 

Where do you come up with these??? :rofl:

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Favorite Fast Food

 

what accent is the sexiest

 

what accent is the ugliest

 

What is in your refrigerator right now that you should have thrown out a long time ago

 

1. BK

 

2. Central Ohio, maybe, or Western Louisiana. I'm white trash.

 

3. Australian. Not even close.

 

4. Probably one of the 30 BBQ sauces

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Ok Dunny...let's do this!!!

 

1. Elizabeth Hurley or Paulina Porizkova?

 

2. Who is the most entertaining mod on this forum in your opinion?

 

3. Who is your LEAST favorite Ranger of this season, and why?

 

4. If you had a chance to see one athlete you've never seen play live, in his/her prime, who would it be?

 

5. What's your biggest sports pet peeve?

 

Go get 'em Dunny!!!! :thumbs:

 

1.Hurley

 

2.Whats a mod?

 

3. Georgiev. He sucks, and he ruined my love affair.

 

4. Roberto Clemente for my pops

 

5. How hockey isn't really hockey, anymore

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You’re a washed up career minor league pitcher who’s arm is one pitch away from a career ending injury and you know it. Suddenly, in your first and last appearance in the bigs, you’re sent in with a 3-2 count already on the board. Roger Clemens came back at the age of 59 and just couldn’t finish the at bat. Tested positive for “b-12 shots” mid 9th inning. You’re in the ALCS game 7 bottom 9 bases loaded two outs up by 1 run pitching for the New York Yankees against the Toronto Blue Jays.

 

Do you give it everything for this last pitch and strike out Guerrero jr, thus going down as a small part in Yankee lore where some day you can be joining Old Timers Day with Jim Leyritz en co or do you throw in a cookie letting Vlad crush one and send the Blue Jays to the World Series for the first time since Joe Carter gave you the feels while you’re personally branded as the never was that blew his one and only chance?

 

That's a tough one, but I would cut your throat to win a game of ping pong, so I would ask my poor right shoulder for one last request, and throw the two-seamer, down and away, guaranteed to get a swinging strike from Vladito.

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1. Hitch is "blipped" back into existence tomorrow. What is the thing he is most horrified by since his death?

2. What are the "correct" condiments for a hot dog?

3. What are the "correct" condiments for a hamburger?

4. Is deep-dish pizza actually pizza, or casserole?

5. You wake up tomorrow and find you've been made a fully-capable forum moderator — what's the first thing you do?

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1. Hitch is "blipped" back into existence tomorrow. What is the thing he is most horrified by since his death?

2. What are the "correct" condiments for a hot dog?

3. What are the "correct" condiments for a hamburger?

4. Is deep-dish pizza actually pizza, or casserole?

5. You wake up tomorrow and find you've been made a fully-capable forum moderator — what's the first thing you do?

 

1. Probably his brother lol.

 

2. Mustard, corn relish, fried onions, something spicy. Dog should be cut in proper spiral method, all beef, and preferably grilled, though dirty water is also acceptable.

 

3. Mayo, mayo can be jazzed up if desired. Beef should be 80/20 and only seasoned with salt and pepper, and cooked to medium rare. Ketchup would also be an acceptable condiment, though I would feel slighted if I made the burger.

 

4. The fuck would I know, I live in Canada, all the pizza sucks equitably.

 

5. Ban Pete. Just kidding, he's the cheapest entertainment I've ever come across. I don't think I'd change much, tbh.

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1. Original Rangers Forum, WeBleedBlue, Sqruid, or BSBH?

2. How was Russian beer i sent you?

3. If Pete moved within 100 miles of you, would you board up your house and run? If yes, would you consider leaving your wife and kids behind?

4. Do you wear overalls?

5. Ever scored with a cousin?

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That's a tough one, but I would cut your throat to win a game of ping pong, so I would ask my poor right shoulder for one last request, and throw the two-seamer, down and away, guaranteed to get a swinging strike from Vladito.

 

At least now we know why the Jays will never win.

 

 

New batch!

 

1. Which person would you rather spend an afternoon co-tweeting with; Donald Trump or Tony DeAngelo?

 

2.Why is your user name Dunny?

 

3. How's that free health insurance in Canada working out?

 

4. If you had to be a fan of another hockey team who would it be and why?

 

5. If you got to have a one night stand with one star on the Food Network or cooking show, who would it be?

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1. Original Rangers Forum, WeBleedBlue, Sqruid, or BSBH?

2. How was Russian beer i sent you?

3. If Pete moved within 100 miles of you, would you board up your house and run? If yes, would you consider leaving your wife and kids behind?

4. Do you wear overalls?

5. Ever scored with a cousin?

 

1) BSBH, obviously. Great job team!

 

2) It was truly awful, but you paid up, like a true gentleman. Spasiba!

 

3) Probably, and yes, I'd leave them behind. All of them. They'd drive him insane.

 

4) No, but I'm considering Pit Vipers. Just kidding, I'm a businessman, what do you take me for?

 

5) No, but at least 4 of them are 7.5's or above, I'm certainly not above judging them. I live among Mennonites, but unfortunately, I'm not a Mennonite.

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At least now we know why the Jays will never win.

 

 

New batch!

 

1. Which person would you rather spend an afternoon co-tweeting with; Donald Trump or Tony DeAngelo?

 

2.Why is your user name Dunny?

 

3. How's that free health insurance in Canada working out?

 

4. If you had to be a fan of another hockey team who would it be and why?

 

5. If you got to have a one night stand with one star on the Food Network or cooking show, who would it be?

 

1) Tony. Who would want to hang out with Trump?

 

2) my last name is Dunlop. Get it? No, I'm not an Australian shit house.

 

3) I dunno, I've never really used it, and I'm employed, so I assume I'd have private HI if we didn't have the other shit. You know what does suck? A 44% marginal Income Tax rate at my shitty income level.

 

4) I am a fan of other hockey teams, namely the Hanover Barons PJHL franchise.

 

5) Giada, is that even a question?

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Are we done? I have to think of a nominee.

 

1. Did you really think you could get out of doing this after just under 15 hours?

2. How did you end up a Rangers fan living in bumblefuck Ontario?

3. Worse smell - cow manure or West 4th Street subway station on a Saturday at 2am?

4. What country have you always wanted to visit and why?

5. Favorite food?

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1. What's your go-to/favorite late-night snack?

2. Are you a morning person or a night owl?

3. Would you rather take a 30% reduction in salary or get a "Tucker face" portrait tattooed on your body?

4. FMK: Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Bill Clinton

5. Do you ironically or unironically own a pair of truck nuts?

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1. Did you really think you could get out of doing this after just under 15 hours?

2. How did you end up a Rangers fan living in bumblefuck Ontario?

3. Worse smell - cow manure or West 4th Street subway station on a Saturday at 2am?

4. What country have you always wanted to visit and why?

5. Favorite food?

 

1) Yes

2) Old man is a Ranger fan, one bro is a Ranger fan, and I know of one other guy in town, also. That makes four of us. Plenty of Bruins and Habs fans, here, as well.

 

3) I genuinely enjoy the smell of cow manure, it's chicken and pig shit that tough, and chicken barns abound around the outside of town.

 

4) Germany/Austria/Czech Rep. - IMO 19th century Germanic countries were the height of western civilization. Dunno what happened a few years later.

 

5) Too many to narrow down, but my last meal would probably be a shawarma plate.

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