Patrick Bateman Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 The entire UFC league (200 fighters) OR 20 450 pound apex Silverback Gorilla Alpha Males Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuhgeddaboudit Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 20 apex silverback gorilla alpha males. Is this a trick question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High and Wide Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 My money is on the Gorillas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I've got the guerrillas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-ERIK- Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 anderson silva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High and Wide Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 anderson silva -Insert Chuck Norris-Like Joke Here- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chizz Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Who would (does) win in a fight... Jimmy or Amanda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 I think you guys are under estimating a humans capacity to think and strategize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I believe you are underestimating a gorilla's capability to open up a can of whoop ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High and Wide Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 [ATTACH=CONFIG]245[/ATTACH] Even with strategy, we are talking heavy human casualties. Probably a few severed limbs. A few dozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyrfan44 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 The gorillas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chizz Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 You have to figure its 10 humans for every 1 gorilla. Assuming no weapons are used, I'm taking the gorilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High and Wide Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 There is little predictability with the Gorilla. The thing is going to engage and destroy. The humans will shit themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuhgeddaboudit Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I think you guys are under estimating a humans capacity to think and strategize Before or after an episode of jersey shore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoMinutesForNothing Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 The people would win, but with mass casualties. It would be like the fight scene in Cowboys vs Aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chizz Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Before or after an episode of jersey shore? I'd take 200 fist-pumping Italians over 20 gorillas for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuhgeddaboudit Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I'd take 200 fist-pumping Italians over 20 gorillas for sure. 200 fist-pumping Italian porcupines. http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg99/scaled.php?server=99&filename=guido04fu8.jpg&res=landing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chizz Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Is that Rosie O'Donnell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoMinutesForNothing Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I'd take 200 fist-pumping Italians over 20 gorillas for sure. They would definitely lose. They would just talk a lot of trash to the gorillas and then when the gorilla made a move to actually do something they would back down and run away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 How much would you guys pay to watch this? I would probably drop around 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYRangers92 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 UFC fighters train to fight humans their own size. Gorillas probably dont know how to hold back when provoked, so their goal is likely to kill, and you hear in the news the crazy strength chimps have, so just imagine the gorillas as described. It wont be pretty, for the humans. Oh and I believe the gorillas have some sort of ability to strategize amongst themselves. I remember watching a Discovery Channel thing a few years back on a tribe/pack/whatever of apes methodically and strategically attacking another group of apes. Crazy stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuhgeddaboudit Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I'd probably drop at least $60, $100 if you include Kimbo Slice for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 UFC fighters train to fight humans their own size. Gorillas probably dont know how to hold back when provoked, so their goal is likely to kill, and you hear in the news the crazy strength chimps have, so just imagine the gorillas as described. It wont be pretty, for the humans. Oh and I believe the gorillas have some sort of ability to strategize amongst themselves. I remember watching a Discovery Channel thing a few years back on a tribe/pack/whatever of apes methodically and strategically attacking another group of apes. Crazy stuff. ^took it too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 UFC fighters train to fight humans their own size. Gorillas probably dont know how to hold back when provoked, so their goal is likely to kill, and you hear in the news the crazy strength chimps have, so just imagine the gorillas as described. It wont be pretty, for the humans. Oh and I believe the gorillas have some sort of ability to strategize amongst themselves. I remember watching a Discovery Channel thing a few years back on a tribe/pack/whatever of apes methodically and strategically attacking another group of apes. Crazy stuff. Alpha males don't work together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYRangers92 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 so what youre saying is humans would win by default because the apes would just kill each other first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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