Keirik Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Especially in the middle of an episode of Montezuma's Revenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYR2711 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Taking a crap at my work is a pain in the ass. Besides all teh god damn equipment i have to doff, I have to look for a police booth that's scattered all over the place or go to a firehouse and all that. Nevermind the times the radio is raising me for an assignment when im knee deep in it. Pain in the balls lol. This, nothing like having to run to take a shit when a call comes over. Whats even worse are the days when you have bad gas. One day my partner went outside with the victim and I had to cut one badly. They left and I let it go, and he brought them right back in, thank god it wasn't too bad. There is so much work in taking a shot at work too, you have to take the belt keepers off and then the belt. Its almost impossible to drop your pants with the gun belt still on and then try to pull everything back up. I shit a couple of times a day, and almost every night at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 lol good times good times. One of my coworkers, who also plays soccer with me, sometimes gets partnered up with me in the one car that isn't solo in my command. If it's the day after we played a game and he had wings and beer afterwards, god help me in the car. I'd rather walk a foot post for 12 hours lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornet Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 People who don't care about the crapping code at work are the worst. There are cabins #1, #2 and #3. You sit in either #1 or #3 and leave #2 for absolute emergencies. Every now and then somebody sits next to me in #2. I will soon start posting names of those people on the bulletin board or start throwing darts at them from the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Do you guys not have dividers or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 It's not about dividers. It's about proximity. The same goes for urinals. http://www.brocode.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/www-brocode-org_1391620165.png 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High and Wide Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I just go straight for the stall. Fuck urinals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I just go straight for the stall. Fuck urinals. And that's just fine, so long as you still don't violate the proximity rules. The only time it's acceptable is in emergency scenarios where you have no other choice. If you have a choice, you make the right one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High and Wide Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 And that's just fine, so long as you still don't violate the proximity rules. The only time it's acceptable is in emergency scenarios where you have no other choice. If you have a choice, you make the right one. Of course. It's one of the most awkward feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornet Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 And that's just fine, so long as you still don't violate the proximity rules. The only time it's acceptable is in emergency scenarios where you have no other choice. If you have a choice, you make the right one. Exactly. And we have enough morons at work who don't get these rules. The worst are the ones who start talking to you from the stall next to you (the middle one #2) - where they shouldn't be s(h)itting in the first place. "Hey dude...ahhh,...how was the weekendhhh...mmmhhh." I will start keeping a list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Talking is a mortal sin in the bathroom. I won't even talk to my wife through the door at home. Throne time is private time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 In some countries if you talk in the bathroom you get stoned to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Anyone remember Joby Messier? I talked to him on the phone this morning, he's a foreman for one of my contractors... Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I still have some of his hockey cards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I love beer lunches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreaseCrusader91 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 The Tonight Show taping I went to last week aired tonight. Was awesome experience and giveaway was a Visio 4K TV. Buddy invited me at last minute and it certainly was a great surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 No idea why the f I came in today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 First meet should be Jan 15th. If you don't make it official I'll post an unofficial one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash or Czech Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Spotify is $.99 for the first three months if you sign up. Some brand new albums are limited but I like it much better for getting new music and other music from artists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High and Wide Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Spotify is $.99 for the first three months if you sign up. Some brand new albums are limited but I like it much better for getting new music and other music from artists. Just say you are a student. $4.99 a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuhgeddaboudit Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I still have my baruch e-mail address so I could sign up for $4.99 as well, problem is...I hate that it's all digital and we don't keep our music when we unsubscribe. I'd end up paying all that $$ and if they close down, I won't be able to keep anything. Then again, I might be interested..it seems cool to have a huge selection of music to download. Problem is, does the music on Spotify download to your phone or am I allowed to access all of my songs on Spotify without it putting dents into my phone storage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I still have my baruch e-mail address so I could sign up for $4.99 as well, problem is...I hate that it's all digital and we don't keep our music when we unsubscribe. I'd end up paying all that $$ and if they close down, I won't be able to keep anything. Then again, I might be interested..it seems cool to have a huge selection of music to download. Problem is, does the music on Spotify download to your phone or am I allowed to access all of my songs on Spotify without it putting dents into my phone storage? Both. You can either stream or you can download the music and store it to your phone to listen to later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuhgeddaboudit Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Both. You can either stream or you can download the music and store it to your phone to listen to later. Eh, well I'll have to wait until I get a superior android. 16gb iphone won't be okay with this. I never have enough storage already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphinity 2.0 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Eh, well I'll have to wait until I get a superior android. 16gb iphone won't be okay with this. I never have enough storage already. :rolleyes: Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuhgeddaboudit Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 :rolleyes: Good luck lol it only sucks because I cannot get a bigger SD card for music now. Kind of pointless almost if I'd like to download music and listen freely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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